Wall for BM™ (page 46)

"When the Berman officer was about to fire, a curdling shriek left her lips as the tank behind her exploded, engulfing her in its flames."

I now feel like crap for killing the stupid woman with the stupid tank.

I'm not making excuses. I'm telling the truth. Get it right next time.

Wow. I can't believe you actually fell for that ****. Just goes to show how much I know you...

And how in the world does you failing to to things make me jealous/a simp? It's not like I cursed your games maliciously because "I wanted to play games with Giru since I WuV her." I'm not jealous of you doing things with Giru.

If you're going to make a point at least have it make sense. "You're jealous because you laugh when we fail to connect, so that makes you a simp" doesn't make sense.

You never answered the question. Did you actually believe what I said about being jealous?

Also, I'm not a simp.

Light Hope ♡
3 minutes ago
Lemme ask you something, BM. Did you actually believe that crap I said about being jealous?

Light Hope ♡
3 minutes ago
If so, I gotta take my talents to a company and start getting paid if I'm really that convincing.

https://weloveonionsandpokemon.com/leaks/nemona-is-an-onion

Name: Moonwish [Honestly kinda like the name, but I'd like it more if it was, you know, legal. Moon is supposed to be a 'sacred' prefix or something, which I take as meaning 'don't use it'. Mary Sue confirmed.]
Gender: Female
Rank: Warrior
Appearance: Blue eyes. Pale gray fur with darker flecks [Gray isn't white. How can you have blue eyes without white fur or whatever- oh never mind.]. Slightly small.
Personality [WARNING: most of this is an extremely boring backstory.]: Timid and shy, intimidated by new cats [Is she intimidated by new kits?], predators, or cats from other Clans. She's usually quiet and keeps to herself. Due to her timidness, she's usually left alone by other cats. This has happened ever since she was a kit. She's quiet lonely because of it, and she wants to befriend other cats. However, she's too shy to do so [My heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds for her. Don't you think she'd have at least ONE friend?]. She's afraid to speak her mind, and she's also afraid to call out her Clanmates if they've done something wrong, as she fears them attacking her [...This is ThunderClan. Why would-]. However, she cares deeply about kits, and if another cat intentionally harms or kills a kit, she will do whatever she can to get them punished [1. Well isn't she special for being upset when children die. 2. Who kills kits? 3. my soul just died]. Because of her fondness of kits, she sometimes helps the Queens care for or watch their kits [Oh wow she actually has a use.]. She's not a very skilled hunter, and she was expected to become a Medicine Cat. She considered it, but she didn't want to sit in a den and watch her Clanmates struggle to survive [Actually it's because she sucks.], so she decided to keep up her Warrior training. When she found out her sister, Flowerpetal, sneaking out of the Clan to meet up with Owleyes of ShadowClan [I didn't know it at the time, but there's a cat from Dawn of the Clans named Owl Eyes. I sadden me.], she showed no sensitivity. She merely felt like her sister was a traitor. She told the Leader [Wait a minute. (scrolls up) (squints) (sinks into depression) SHE IS LITERALLY TOO COWARDLY TO MENTION THAT DID I SUDDENLY GAIN EYESIGHT IN THE LAST COUPLE YEARS WHAT-], and soon found out that Flowerpetal was pregnant with Owleyes' kits. This made her torn not between the Warrior Code and her sister, but between the Warrior Code and Owleyes' kits [Yes yes I get it she hates her sister.]. While they were not born at the time, she still cared about them and wanted them to grow up in ThunderClan. She didn't really care what happened to Flowerpetal or Owleyes, she just wanted the kits to be taken good care of [Read above duncewad.]. Flowerpetal abandoned her kits in ThunderClan [Why- oh yeah plot convinience and small brain.] as she ran off to join ShadowClan, and Moonwish vowed to help take care of them and love them [I'd be real touched if I didn't hate my past self right now.].

Rating: (sobs into Top Ramen)
Final thoughts: (see above)

"I think this is accurate."

(you can probably figure this out because strawberry blond isn't an eye color and green isn't a number, but
hair color / eye color / age)


Black / Green / 12 (Vera)
Dirty Blond / Dark Brown / 16 (Conrad)
Black / Amber-Brown / 14 (Archie)
Blond / Green / 13 (Zephyr)
Brown / Light Blue / 11 (Eva)
Brown / Brown / 8 (Leo)
Black / Brown / 13 (Henry)
Strawberry Blond / Blue / 14 (Rex)
Brown / Brown / 12 (Allie)
Brown / Green / 14 (Kevin)
Blond / Brown / 14 (Finn)
Black / Blue / 15 (Aaron)
Blond / Blue / 13 (Amelia)
Red / Brown / 15 (Axel)
Dirty Blond / Green / 13 (Hunter)
Blond / Hazel / 14 (Peter)
Black / Blue / 13 (Alan)
Brown / Hazel / 13 (Jay)

I blew up a multitude of tanks.

This is a funny thing in the Starkite prophecy.


- You didn't think I was one of the trees! I have a bigger necklace than you think!

"I am a farmer!"

"All right"

"Let's talk about Coca-Cola Soon"

"These are the lips of Poland";

"After that, StarGlame started crying as she felt her ass give up."

8. I don't poop in front of our bed.

"Now you are MoonSnot"

"I fell, that was the last note."

"Oh, a new idea!"

"Everyone is laughing!"

"But what is this heavy nose with ..."?

"A cat lives there. Oh ... ASSFyR!"

"The dark forest is approaching them."

"You!"

"Ki ... Starkit Matten ... Mom and Dad ... Baby"

- So mercury!

"I love NKOOW"

"Sound Image Pharaoh! 1"
 Sep 21 by Light Hope ♡