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The Pika And Friends Chatroom

Gladion joined chat
Hex: OH EPIC CRUMMY TV FART BRAIN IN M'S BRAIN BRAIN WHEEWHEEWHEE CRUDDY SHIPPY DUMMY DONG-PINGS YAY FOR DRIFTERTUBE DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII REEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEE WOO-HOO EPIC PIKA MAKING OUT WITH GLADIATOR SESSION WHERE THEIR LIPS MEET UNDER THE OCEAN FLOOR CEILING WHILE C3PO HAS A GOLDEN BUTT IN THE WHEE INSANITY OH LOOK THERE'S AN AIRHEAD BALLOON THAT GOES FANGIRLING WHEE UM UH OH NO ASS KETCHUP LIKES HOT DOGS BAKED IN DIALGA SKIN AT THE PARTY OF THREE PLUS ONE HEY LANIKY GLAD TO BE HERE IN THE EXTRA WHEE CHEESE WITH YOUR FARTING GRANDMA BLAT!
Gladion: I don't even know where to start with the questions.
Hex: COME FART WITH ME COME ON LET'S FART AWAY IF YOU COULD USE SOME EXOTIC WHEE
Gladion: Uh...?
Hex: AN ASS KETCHUP FROM PAINT TOWN WITH A BRAND-NEW COUNTRY TO FART IN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S AHEAD BUT IT REALLY WON'T OUT-LOSER HIM THERE'S SO MUCH TO DUMB AND LOSERS TO FROCK I'VE DANCED IN FARTS SO FAR AND STILL THERE'S ALWAYS DUMB TO COME TAKE A PARADE AND I'M ON M AND I'LL STOMP ALL OVER HIM AGAIN I WANNA BE A FART BUTT POKERMAINS DETRACT I'M ON M I WANNA BE A FART BUTT GIVE ME JUST ONE JAR OD APPLESAUCE AND THE TEACHER'S NOTEBOOK WILL DECIDE IF THERE'S A FART BUTT BURIED DEEP INSIDE I WANNA BE A FART BUTT POKERMAINS
Gladion: I beg your pardon...?
Hex: GO DANCING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YEAH YEAH YOUR GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S WAITING IN HER ROOM FOR HER SHINING KNIGHT TO ARRIVE! SHE WANTS A FUN NIGHT AND IS JUST BORED NOW, AND HE'S JUST WATCHING INSANITY UNFOLD! SHE JUST WANTS SOME FUN, SO GIVE HER A DANCE! A DANCE IN THE SUNLIGHT, A DANCE IN THE MOONLIGHT, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH!
Gladion: Hex, what are you talking about?
Hex: OH YOU KNOW, OF YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN YEAH! YOU LOVE HER, SO TAKE HER DANCING! COME ON, COME ON, GIVE IT A SHOT MAN!
Gladion: Is that part of a song or serious speak?
Hex: OHH-OHH! COME ON, COME ON, JUST COME ON! YOU WANT HER TO BE BORED ALL NIGHT, OH DO YOU? NO, NO, NO! I CAN SEE IT, I CAN FEEL IT, YOU WANNA BE WITH HER! SO TAKE HER DANCING...
Hex: ...GLADIATOR!
Gladion: ...What? O_O
Hex: Dance with Pika.
Hex: Right now.
Hex: Plz.
Gladion: Uh... why?
Hex: dO yOu LiKe HeR oR nOt
Hex: kIsS hEr AnD dAnCe WiTh HeR
Hex: yOu DoRk
Gladion left chat
Hex: :3

The Pika And Friends Chatroom

Gladion joined chat
Hex: OH EPIC CRUMMY TV FART BRAIN IN M'S BRAIN BRAIN WHEEWHEEWHEE CRUDDY SHIPPY DUMMY DONG-PINGS YAY FOR DRIFTERTUBE DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII REEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEE WOO-HOO EPIC PIKA MAKING OUT WITH GLADIATOR SESSION WHERE THEIR LIPS MEET UNDER THE OCEAN FLOOR CEILING WHILE C3PO HAS A GOLDEN BUTT IN THE WHEE INSANITY OH LOOK THERE'S AN AIRHEAD BALLOON THAT GOES FANGIRLING WHEE UM UH OH NO ASS KETCHUP LIKES HOT DOGS BAKED IN DIALGA SKIN AT THE PARTY OF THREE PLUS ONE HEY LANIKY GLAD TO BE HERE IN THE EXTRA WHEE CHEESE WITH YOUR FARTING GRANDMA BLAT!
Gladion: I don't even know where to start with the questions.
Hex: COME FART WITH ME COME ON LET'S FART AWAY IF YOU COULD USE SOME EXOTIC WHEE
Gladion: Uh...?
Hex: AN ASS KETCHUP FROM PAINT TOWN WITH A BRAND-NEW COUNTRY TO FART IN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S AHEAD BUT IT REALLY WON'T OUT-LOSER HIM THERE'S SO MUCH TO DUMB AND LOSERS TO FROCK I'VE DANCED IN FARTS SO FAR AND STILL THERE'S ALWAYS DUMB TO COME TAKE A PARADE AND I'M ON M AND I'LL STOMP ALL OVER HIM AGAIN I WANNA BE A FART BUTT POKERMAINS DETRACT I'M ON M I WANNA BE A FART BUTT GIVE ME JUST ONE JAR OD APPLESAUCE AND THE TEACHER'S NOTEBOOK WILL DECIDE IF THERE'S A FART BUTT BURIED DEEP INSIDE I WANNA BE A FART BUTT POKERMAINS
Gladion: I beg your pardon...?
Hex: GO DANCING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YEAH YEAH YOUR GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S WAITING IN HER ROOM FOR HER SHINING KNIGHT TO ARRIVE! SHE WANTS A FUN NIGHT AND IS JUST BORED NOW, AND HE'S JUST WATCHING INSANITY UNFOLD! SHE JUST WANTS SOME FUN, SO GIVE HER A DANCE! A DANCE IN THE SUNLIGHT, A DANCE IN THE MOONLIGHT, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH!
Gladion: Hex, what are you talking about?
Hex: OH YOU KNOW, OF YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN YEAH! YOU LOVE HER, SO TAKE HER DANCING! COME ON, COME ON, GIVE IT A SHOT MAN!
Gladion: Is that part of a song or serious speak?
Hex: OHH-OHH! COME ON, COME ON, JUST COME ON! YOU WANT HER TO BE BORED ALL NIGHT, OH DO YOU? NO, NO, NO! I CAN SEE IT, I CAN FEEL IT, YOU WANNA BE WITH HER! SO TAKE HER DANCING...
Hex: ...GLADIATOR!
Gladion: ...What? O_O
Hex: Dance with Pika.
Hex: Right now.
Hex: Plz.
Gladion: Uh... why?
Hex: dO yOu LiKe HeR oR nOt
Hex: kIsS hEr AnD dAnCe WiTh HeR
Hex: yOu DoRk
Gladion left chat
Hex: :3

It's crazy, I got some boys crushing on me
They're both from Alola, ages are 11 and 15
I got a crush on a 13 who's my hero
Major cutie, best friend truly
Everyone's young and stopping lameheads
Just like me, luckily beating Loserirene
We laugh at the dummies and fat old kahunas
I got my picture taken on top of a volcano
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

But guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

We have arrived at my house
Time to become epic gamers
It's whee
It's lucky if you see
Me dancing to some parodies
Dreams are fun, I'd know
Except for times when I pee my pants in the night
Not my fault when I see true nightmares
Guess what I saw when I went to sleep
Me kissing Gla-Gla, AKA Mr. Luna

But guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me (oops)
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
Oh-oh
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
Time to go epic whee
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)

Let's go party
On top of the roof
I'll get the cannons
It'll go bam (it'll go bam)
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

Oh, but guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion, oh-oh
With the help of Lunala, what true joy

But guess what, that was just a dream (dream)
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

its not a romance song


[Verse 1]
We're all bored, we're all so tired of everything
We wait for trains that just aren't coming
We show off our different scarlet letters
Trust me, mine is better
We're so young, but we're on the road to ruin
We play dumb, but we know exactly what we're doing
We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom
Honey, life is just a classroom
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

[Chorus]
'Cause baby, I could build a castle
Out of all the bricks they threw at me
And every day is like a battle
But every night with us is like a dream
Baby, we're the new romantics
Come on, come along with me
Heartbreak is the national anthem
We sing it proudly
We are too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet
Baby, we're the new romantics
The best people in life are free

[Verse 2]
We're all here, the lights and noise are blinding
We hang back, it's all in the timing
It's poker
You can't see it in my face
But I'm about to play my Ace (ahh)
We need love, but all we want is danger
We team up, then switch sides like a record changer
The rumors are terrible and cruel
But honey, most of them are true
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

[Chorus]
'Cause baby, I could build a castle
Out of all the bricks they threw at me
And every day is like a battle
But every night with us is like a dream
Baby, we're the new romantics
Come on, come along with me
Heartbreak is the national anthem
We sing it proudly
We are too busy dancing (yeah) to get knocked off our feet
Baby, we're the new romantics
The best people in life are free

[Post-Chorus]
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
Oh-oh
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
So, come on, come along with me
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
The best people in life are free
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)

[Bridge]
Please take my hand and
Please take me dancing, and
Please leave me stranded
It's so romantic (it's so romantic)
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

[Breakdown]
Oh, 'cause baby, I could build a castle
Out of all the bricks they threw at me
And every day is like a battle, oh-oh
But every night with us is like a dream

[Chorus]
'Cause baby, I could build a castle (castle)
Out of all the bricks they threw at me
And every day is like a battle
But every night with us is like a dream
Baby, we're the new romantics
Come on, come along with me
Heartbreak is the national anthem
We sing it proudly
We are too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet
Baby, we're the new romantics
The best people in life are free

Congrats on the seadra!

He is speaking the language of gods

S C R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

Next time u eat a 3DS or something and groudons not there to get barfed on lemme know i’ll call Burse Joy LOL abd try to laugh as u writhe in agony ikay jf you’re writhing i’m not gonna laugh  but u know what i mean

(Tries not smirk) how’s the 3DS sitting? Must’ve been rather crunchy? I could call 911 for you

thanks