Wall for BottomlessSea (page 140)

Hello

Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Me: "(calls 911)" 911: "What's wrong?" Me: "Uh hello hi yeah I have Gladions in me and I'm in Gladion because I was stabbed with Kawaii and Gladion was stabbed with me and help I'm scared also Gla-Gla has cute rib bones." 911: "(hangs up)"

Indeed. XDXDXD

(randomly imagines Pika and Gladion kissing while German music plays in the background) ...Uh... CATCHY SONG WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO!

I know, right? XDXDXD

"We got caught doing crazy truths and dares by my overprotective mother? SING A SONG!" XDXDXD

Oh, and I had this song I heard on The Simpsons stuck in my head, so I decided to parody it and have Pika, Gladion, Hau, and Lillie sing it when Scarlet comes in the house during their truth or dare... XD

(Scarlet opens the door and stares in shock)
Pika's thoughts: Don't panic, just find some way to explain it to mom...
Pika: Now I know this looks pretty crazy with near-naked teens and kissing random stuff! But we're happy with chaos 'cause we're playing truth or dare and we're happy with things the way they are!
Hau: I had to wear Pika's pink outfit!
Lillie: And I dared you two to kiss!
Gladion: I had to strip nearly naked and hug my best friend...
All: But we're happy just the way we are!
(the four of them march out of the house and continue their song)
Pika: Now mom, I know you're gonna freak out, but let's face it, this is pretty fun! You'll rage until we're hanged and can never sing this sing this song, and so we must scream and ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
(they run away)
Scarlet: H-Hey you fricking little brats!
(a few minutes later, they find Flare)
Flare: Hey, little sis! And Hau ad Lillie and, uh... um... little sis, why is Gladion nearly naked?
Pika: Uh... 'cause we're happy just the way we are!
Flare: ...Huh?

That's what she'd get scanning me or Pika's thoughts. XDXDXD

Lusamine: ...Not what I had in mind... I'll just turn up the power!
(Lusamine turns up the power and N appears on the monitor)
N on monitor: AAAAHHHH NOOOOO!
(N gets his lame head cut off by a sword made of Gladion hair)
Lusamine: What in the...?
(Lusamine gets what looks like a remote control and presses a button, causing a ton of Jynx to appear on-screen, which are getting blown up)
Lusamine: Still not it.
(Lusamine presses the button and sees Pika and Gladion singing)
Pika and Gladion on monitor: They can call me a fool, but it just adds more fuel to the fire in my heart every day!
Lusamine: Since when did Gladion sing?
(Lusamine presses the button again and finds Taylor Swift being sacrificed to a Gladion statue by a Kyogre and a bunch of girls with Gladion hoodies on)
Lusamine: I have no clue anymore.
(Lusamine once again presses the button and sees Gladion cowering in fear inside of a Malasada Shop as Haus with Parasect eyes crawl all over the shop's outside)
Lusamine: This has become disturbing.
(Lusamine buttons the press and sees Pika stuffing french fries up her nose until her head explodes, scattering hamburgers everywhere)
Lusamine: That just... just... just why?
(Lusamine presses the button for the upteenth time and sees a headless Pika riding across the water on top of a dead Hau with Parasect eyes)
Lusamine: What in the hell is that?!

Had this bottled up for a while:

(in an Aether lab, Pika is tied to a metal bed thingy, panicked)
Lusamine: Ha ha ha... now with this thought probe, I can finally find out your secret!
(Lusamine puts a helmet thingy with lots of wires attached to it on Pika's head)
Lusamine: Now with this monitor, I can witness your thoughts!
(monitor turns on and Gladion appears on the monitor)
Gladion on monitor: Damn it damn damnity damn.
Lusamine: ...

Yes f it so much

You're welcome. :3

(adopts wall ant)