No. The Gokie is way better than you so we're talking about him. In a related turn of events, here's some more random quotes from Small Goku: The Anime.
Roshi: "A strong body is pointless unless you know how to use it. And that takes brainpower!"
Goku: "Ohh, but I don't have that!"
Goku: "Oh! Wow! I guess I didn't recognize you because your hair fell off your head!"
Krillin: "93 for me. What did you get?"
Goku: "Uh... seven and a zero."
World Tournament Announcer: "Well, he's back! Certain circumstances prevented him from hearing the announcement!"
Goku: "I was taking a nap!"
Yamcha: "Guys, I was wrong...! Master Chun isn't Jackie Roshi...!"
Goku: "Yamcha? Did someone hit you on the head?"
Chi-Chi: "Goku! What about the wedding?"
Goku: "I'll be back! I'll try some of that next time! Goodbye!"
Chi-Chi: "Goku!"
Goku: "See you later, Chi-Chi!"
Chi-Chi: "Goku! Wedding is not a food!"
Suno: "So tell us about yourself! Do you have a name to go with that handsome haircut?"
Goku: "Oh no! I only wanted to stop him! I didn't wanna make his whole head come off!"
Goku: "It feels like... a rock. Who put that in the middle of the floor?!"
General White: "It's official. He is a complete moron."
Goku: "Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twen- uh... but... twe-... uh... ooh... hey, what comes after twenty-five?"
Goku: "Neat shoes, but what's the big deal? I can just swim across."
Murasaki: "Sure, that's a great idea, kid! Dive right in! If you wanna lose, say, all your pounds! See, this is a special pond... full of piranhas!"
Goku: "Full of pajamas?"
Murasaki: "Are you deaf?! I said piranha! In other words, it's a little fish with a big, big bite!"
Goku: "What's that? I can't hear what you're saying! Speak up!"
Goku: "W-What? I have to pay to find out what she lives in this city?"
Ticket lady: "Hey there! Tickets!"
Goku: "I'm not Tickets. My name's Goku! It's a pleasure to meet you, miss. Bye!"
Goku: "Hey, she's got a booger on her forehead!"
Oolong: "He's cracked."
Puar: "That's a mole, Goku! Gosh, say you're sorry!"
Goku: "Sorry, mole."
Goku: "No wonder that fish is so sad. All he can see is blue."
Bulma: "That's nice, bye."
Krillin: "Mean?! I'd say trying to blow us into fish food borders on psychotic!"
Bulma: "Faster! We've gotta go faster!"
Krillin: "I'm going!"
Bulma: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?!"
Krillin: "At this point, I'm willing to try anything!"
Krillin: "That must've hurt..."
Goku: "Nah, it tickled... silly rock..."
Bulma: "I don't believe it! We're really gonna die!"
Krillin: "Great pep talk, Bulma! Thanks a lot!"
Goku: "I don't think we should let Bulma fire cannons when we're in underwater caves anymore."
Goku: "Hey, I know what you are! All those legs... ha, you're a... spider!"
Octopus: "I'm an octopus!"
Goku: "Oh. Nice meeting you! Bye!"
Krillin: "I'm fine! He's just a buffed-up sissy!"
General Blue: "No matter. The end... is here."
Goku: "Oh yeah? You look like a big balloon!"
Goku: "Krillin, this is Mouse. He saved my life, so make sure you take good care of him for me."
[Just saying that I love how Goku went back into a collapsing cave to save a mouse that was the highlight of my day.]
Roshi: "Are you insinuating that I don't make sound financial decisions?!"
Turtle: "Yes."
Launch: "Hey! You'll never believe what I found, isn't it beautidul?"
Bulma: "Hello! Earth to Launch! There's a bomb!"
Krillin: "We're gonna die!"
Launch: "Is this a new game? Where'd you get the blue rope?"
Bulma: "Yeah, it's called Stay Alive!"
Goku: "Launch, there's no time! Just untie me, fast!"
Launch: "This rope is so tight."
Roshi: "There's this new invention. It's called a knife!"
Bulma: "We've got less than a minute to live! No pressure!"
Commander Red: "Fool! He doesn't even know how to work an elevator! Somebody explain to me how the world's strongest army could lose to this imbecile."
Launch: "I say we go in there blastin' and whoever's left standing after the bullets fly wins!"
Yamcha: "Uh, yeah, that sounds real sane."
Yamcha: "Judging from the size of those guys, I think this lady's name should be Fortunewrestler Baba."
Goku: "So you're Fortuneseller Baba..."
Baba: "Fortuneteller Baba."
Goku: "That's a funny name!"
Baba: "It's foreboding and mysterious!"
Goku: "How old are you, anyway?"
Baba: "It's not polite to ask a lady her age."
Goku: "Right, so how old are you?"
Goku: "Did you know you have a hole in your ceiling?"
Spike: "You foolish whelp! Do you think you can defeat me?! I'm invincible!"
Goku: "That's a long name. Can I call you Invi for short?"
Spike: "Be quiet!"
Spike: "Darkness, explode! Darkness... uh..."
Goku: "Huh... wow... can you make a color besides pink?"
Bulma: "I don't get it..."
Goku: "Are you ready to start now?"
Spike: "This... kid is not normal..."
Spike: "Darkness! Explode!"
Goku: "Next time, can you try purple?"
Krillin: "Oh, what's wrong, Goku! Are you tired or something?"
Goku: "No... it's not that, it's just... he... he smells good."
Krillin: "Uh, okay. Well, just don't eat him. I think that's against the rules."
Krillin: "I've got it! I know how we could help Goku! We can call for a time-out. They do it in other sports all the time! This way, we're not interfering with his match, but we can still let him have a break!"
Bulma: "A break?! He's already broken!"
Krillin: "Ha ha!"
Pilaf: "Pinky swear on it."
Goku: "Hm? Hey! It's impolite to swear!"
Bulma: "I guess that's okay. Just don't pick up any of his bad habits!"
Roshi: "Goku doesn't- oh wait, you're talking about me, aren't you?
Goku: "Do you think three years is enough time for you to get happy?"
Bulma: "What are you trying to say?!"
Goku: "Excuse me, is it possible that you dropped your own wallet by mistake? My grandfather always told me it wasn't nice to doubt people."
Rising Dragon: "Well, I'm not a nice guy, especially to thieving brats who steal my wallet!"
Goku: "That's not a nice thing for you to say."
Rising Dragon: "I said be quiet!"
Guy whose name I forget (too lazy for that): "You must be brave or stupid."
Goku: "I'm not either of those guys! I'm Goku!"
Cart man (I don't think this guy even HAD a name): "InaShikaCho isn't a fighter, it's a killer!"
Goku: "Don't worry, I've fought plenty of those before."
Goku: "This is Baba. She's one of the greatest tattle-tellers in the world."
Baba: "Fortune-teller! The world's greatest fortune-teller!"
Goku: "Oh yeah. fortune-teller. Sorry about that."
Oolong: "Goku, schmoku. My money's on Jackie Chun. He did win last time, after all."
Launch: "I hate Chun! He's the one who beat Goku! Let's kill him!"
Some guy over a speaker thing: "Attention, a family's asking for help locating their senile, old-as-dirt grandfather, in their words, folks, not mine. He's described as being short, fat, and bald ..."
Krillin: "Gee, your concern for your teammate is touching. What would you do if he got run over by a bus, yawn?"
Bulma: "What's the matter? Is your pupil having trouble making good on all the bloated threats you've made?"
Shen: "Hm. Well at least both of my boys can still walk!"
Oolong: "Sure, but can they talk at the same time?"
Shen: "Oh yeah?! Why don't you come here and say that to my face?!"
Oolong: "I just did."
Shen: "I heard that, you insolent oinker!"
Oolong: "So who's your opponent going to be in the next match, a refrigerator?"
Launch: "I think he's fighting someone named... Pamphlet. Sounds lame to me."
Puar: "No, Pumpkin!"
Turtle: "Pumpkin?"
Bulma: "That one was my... personal favorite. His headband was cool..."
Launch: "Pistol Poppers was better."
Oolong: "Yeah, I'm sure you like them for their intricate plotlines."
Bulma: "Nice straw, Oolong. Stick it up your nose."
You'd be surprised, those were just some of the quotes I've accumulated.
Apr 26, 2023
by
Gau
