Wall for Ditto (page 187)

Biya! I am not dead yet. How are yiu?

Pogo

Pogo

God I love baby ostriches. I love baby ostriches because they prevent my birth.

Oh wait I stole that from a quote generator-

Baby ostriches are apple-flavored because of a mental tube referred to as the Abababababababab, which mines ore to produce a small chemical plant inside the ostrich's lung and intestinal tract, leading to a failure of the Apple Jack protein, known by scientists as Floatyism Dangaree, which removes the 'Jack' and just makes it taste like apples, so herbivorous predators love to dine on baby ostrich toes because they contain especially appley Floatyism Dangaree. As the ostrich matures, it sweats out the Abababababababab, so adult ostriches taste like Apple Jacks fried in eggs.

hi, long time no see.


k thats it lol see ya

Pogo

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Pogo

I'm not sure, but he can. No enemy is really immune to his Fly Huge Boom (yes that's what it's called), as it seems enemies only have resistances. Some enemies have a ton of resistances and good defense, but Pogo takes care of 'em real quick. Hits like a green-haired truck.

I am now going to imagine a green-haired truck.

Fun fact: Pogo has a very hard head. He can headbonk ghosts, monsters, robots, and demons from the depths of hell alike. And while he does take damage when he misses, seeing as how he jumped like thirty feet in the air you'd assume he'd suffer severe brain damage and die, not take like fifty damage and shrug it off. And funnily enough, he doesn't take damage when he hits (and often kills) an enemy. Seriously, he does like 250 damage. Also, there's the mysteries of how he manages to actually hit the enemy most of the time and how... whatever it is he's wearing defies gravity. It makes sense for all our sakes, but still.