"Sometimes, I come across that one mon where no matter what I do, I just can't do enough damage to defeat it, and the opponent smirks and pushes up the anime glasses, knowing they've won the battle."
(smirks and pushes up anime glasses)
Jul 30, 2022
by
Gau
Wow all you really need to know was about the four houses because of the character that does end up being and this is going to be part of a house that Hogwarts they are
Hufflepuff, people in this house I know for the loyalty.
Gryffindor, That was an SOS I considered talking to grieve
Sltrhren, I was in this house are known for being proud.
Ravenvlaw, that’s a nice house I know for cleverness
I know enough about the rest to fill in gaps.
However, I suppose and you don’t know much about it you probably don’t want to get into it is OK to
Jul 29, 2022
by
Dyla N
Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Spooky Simp Snake Man's Great Escape (Or Not)
When Spooky Simp Snake Man opened his eyes, he realized he had no idea where he was. Which wasn't new. He looked around and realized he was standing in a large tube in what looked like a laboratory. He banged on it with his fists and started screaming a lot. "HELP ME! HEY! HELP ME! WHERE AM I?! HELP ME! WHAT'S GOING ON?! HELP ME!" he cried, but it was in vain. As he started crying hysterically, loud violin music started playing and a door opened. Turning around to see what was going on, to his horror, he saw Evil Motorcycle Lady standing there. "E-Evil Motorcycle Lady...!" he gasped, realizing that this wasn't good. He watched as she went over to some futuristic console looking thing and tapped buttons and whatnot. The door closed. "You did this... you captured me!" Spooky Simp Snake Man exclaimed. Evil Motorcycle Lady laughed evilly and motorcyclely. "So you remember... good." "Let me out right now!" he yelled, banging on the tube again. "Or what?" Evil Motorcycle Lady asked, casually turning around. Spooky Simp Snake Man fell silent upon realizing he didn't know how to reply to that. So he went back to crying. "Oh, Strawberry Shortcake... I'm so sorry that I... that I won't be simping for you as much anymore..." he sobbed quietly. He remembered Melony, who had stolen his heart and made him even more of a weird simp, but he'd thrown away like the piece of fruit she was. He remembered the girl he'd simped for because she looked at him in a concerned way one day, but had turned down his confession. He remembered that other girl he'd simped for because she was sitting next to him at school so therefore love, but had moved to Japan upon hearing that he had a crush on her. He still needed to ask her how she felt. So many girls and fruit who he'd never be able to simp for again because he was stuck in a tube in god-knows-where. "Would you shut up back there?!" Evil Motorcycle lady yelled, getting sick and tired of Spooky Simp Snake Man's hysteric sobbing. So he shut up. For three seconds. "What do you want with me?!" he demanded. Evil Motorcycle Lady groaned. "We need to use you to feed our lord and savior, Annie May Simpinius, the simp energy she needs." Before Spooky Simp Snake Man could ask what in god's name that was, he suddenly heard a cracking sound. When he turned around to investigate, he realized that his constant pathetic sobbing and banging had cracked the tube. As it shattered, and Evil Motorcycle Lady's jaw hit the ground, he realized this was his opportunity to get out of there. He charged at Evil Motorcycle Lady, and she was too caught off-guard to stay standing and fell to the ground. Spooky Simp Snake Man quickly got up and started mashing buttons. However, he was sprayed in the face with hot coffee and hit over the head with an air freshener. As he tried to recover from the savage beating he'd gotten from a pine-tree shaped air freshener, Evil Motorcycle Lady suddenly picked him up like he was two and a half pounds and stupidly flung him at the console. Not only did he hit the bright red button with "OPEN/CLOSE DOOR" on it, but he also hit the lime green "RELEASE SIMPS" button. She realized just how stupid she'd been as a bunch of bewildered simps' tubes opened and they started running out the door. She shrieked angrily and shoved Spooky Simp Snake Man out of the way, pressing the button that closed the door. Unfortunately, by the time she did, Spooky Simp Snake Man was the only simp there. She started to cry as she realized just how much she hated her job. Spooky Simp Snake Man attempted to sit up, but Evil Motorcycle Lady suddenly pointed a squirt gun full of lemon juice at him. He shrieked and curled up in a fetal position as she stood over him threateningly, though beneath her sunglasses, she looked like she hadn't slept in a week. "All right. The other simps might've escaped, but..." An evil grin spread across her face. "Annie May Simpinius doesn't care how many people simp, as long as they simp enough." Spooky Simp Snake Man trembled, terrified of lemon juice, and hoped for a miracle. But just then, somebody lunged at Evil Motorcycle Lady. Caught off-guard again, as she thought all the simps had left the room, she started spraying lemon juice everywhere. As it touched the console, said console blew up and Evil Motorcycle Lady's hair caught fire. She screamed, ran around, and started rolling on the ground. When the fire was put out, she whimpered "I... hate this job..." and passed out. After Spooky Simp Snake Man's brain put together everything that'd just happened, he turned to face his rescuer. His jaw dropped. Standing in front of him was a girl with really long pink hair who was dressed like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, fake mermaid tail and all, which made him wonder how she walked. But more importantly in his mind, he found her beautiful for some ungodly reason. "You... you saved me... t-thank you..." he whispered, uncurling and slowly standing up. The girl's eyes widened. "You saved me first! I-I couldn't just stand there and let that mean lady hurt you!" she gushed, her voice sounding like a cat whose throat was filled with peanut butter purring. Spooky Simp Snake Man's nose bled. They gazed into each others' randomly colored eyes, simping heavily. "I'm... I'm Spooky Simp Snake Man." "Really? What a great name! My name is Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo, but you can call me B. Roo for short." she said flirtatiously. "Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo? That's a beautiful name..." Spooky Simp Snake Man murmured. They started at each other more and simped a lot. Then they smooched. But then Evil Motorcycle Lady regained consciousness and wished she hadn't. Spooky Simp Snake Man and Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo whirled around, somehow still smooching, eyes wide with horror. "I... am going... to kill you both..." Evil Motorcycle Lady rasped, so angry that she wanted to break a table over somebody's head. The two simps stopped smooching, and Bethanyetteianne Kangaroo clung to Spooky Simp Snake Man's arm, terrified. He gulped.
To be continued...
Jul 28, 2022
by
Gau
