Wall for Ditto (page 212)

Kobe Bryant's Jacked-Up Escalator Riding

Truly. XD

Oh, and I found something even more beautiful while digging through my phone. I remember using some random name generator things for fun, and I came across one that generated 'superhero' names. The results that I wrote down and provided minor comments on?


The Hyperactive Turnip
Sneeze Man
Glue Master
Kid Emu (For some reason I kinda like that one.)
The Unstoppable Tapeworm
Flash Bruise
Iron Pigeon
King Mustard
Hypersonic Kumquat (Ah yes.)
The Magical Axe Mariner (Sounds mildly cool and mildly cringe.)
Margarine Dude
Doctor Olive Loaf
The Misunderstood Nut From Beyond (Classy.)
Lady Blister Swordsman
Aqua Liver Mangler
The Flying Bile Mangler (Oooookay then.)
The Radioactive Onion (Mmm... onion.)
Nuclear Mullet (Best name. No contest.)
The Unbeatable Duck Archer
The Radioactive Ballerina
The Human Drool (Pretty much me.)
Mildew Dude
The Hyperbolic Aardvark
The Hyperbolic Shingle
Nuclear Seltzer
Bamboo woman
The Magical Apricot
Trash Woman
Death Kumquat Detonator (Are you sure that's not the villain?)
Robot Mildew
Funk Man
Wrinkle Dude
Lady Hobo Swatter (Forget what I said earlier. This one is me.)
Dark Paste Machine (evil laughter)
Octagon Dude
Interstellar Elbow
Bruise Man
Stain Master
Game Hen Dude
Armpit Master

I was looking at a box of Honeycombs cereal when I looked at the back and saw a "fill in the pep talk". So I did. I wrote myself a very deeply inspiring pep talk.

"You are fancy. And you're totally going to conquer that stupid lamehead who keeps defeating you. Drink a gallon of soda every day and never give anybody money. Everything is going to be epic. Now get out there and beat up that stupid lamehead who keeps defeating you. You got this!"

Truly a masterpiece of literature.

hopefully the Gen 9 pokes have awesome shinies

Yai~

You can't deny facts, my boy

surr

beecus reesonz. risons byond udnerstadnig.

(reel reasin: am boreed)

(She likes you)

;shurg)

(yes that was a Dylana Kong imitation)

Yeah, it's really fun. There are so many different cards and strategies. Even if you're not good at it (like me) it's still fun. :3

tl;dr: it's fun.

(haha the tl;dr is funny because it wasn't long man I'm hysterical and great and comedy)