Wall for Gau (page 58)

Thanks a lot! Let's unearth a great forest of juicy electric c***s. We've been best friends since fifth grade (which wasn't that long ago).
I'm friends with Jang (even though I tried to drown her in pasta in kindergarten), but we were so close! We do everything together; Read, study, do homework, read more, you'll know where I'm coming from because we're close.

Then let me kill Pincurchin as you please.

You lost me.

Yeah, adults are strange breed of animal. They're the biggest hypocrites I've ever seen,  and they believe that they deserve respect, and don't have to earn it. Especially teachers. Those believe that high schoolers are all goody two shoes who'll stay like perfect kids, or they believe that high schoolers are devil incarnate. Oh, the stories I could tell... Wbu? How's school/college going?
Also, there's been a development regarding the pink pant story, so you gotta wait a while
(The other story has a guy being really weird with girls, so that can wait)

Jobs unlocked when first given Divine Powers:
- Warrior
- Mage
- Cleric
- Thief
- Pop Star (Male or Female)
-Chef

Jobs unlocked after the first attack from the Dark Lord:
- Cat
- Imp
- Scientist

Jobs unlocked after the second attack from the Dark Lord:
- Tank
- Flower
- Princess

Post-Game Jobs:
- Vampire
- Elf

Lmao so bizarre.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/412820/gates-infinity-clerks-sometimes-close-their-shops-paradise?show=415997#c415997

I'm... not even sure how that got there. I never saw nor answered that question. I used that answer for a different question, and that answer got selected as well. Could be a glitch?

Thanks for letting me know.

I'm not.
Also, apparently, at one point or another, I was crushing on Fizz.

Your mom

is a something

a really something

"Worst: Alolan Raichu

Look, if I see this Electric/Psychic variation of my favorite Pokémon it’s on sight. This surfing, pancake-eating motherfucker is gonna catch these hands if I see him. Not only did they not give Raichu a Mega Evolution or a Gigtantamax form, the only time Game Freak is willing to spotlight the evolved form of the series’ mascot is when they change him into something else entirely. I think that’s rude as hell, and is just feeding into the narrative the Pokémon franchise has been spinning since the anime made an entire episode about Pikachu refusing to evolve that Raichu isn’t a cool kid. Alolan Raichu better hope I never see him floating around on his tail like he’s surfing because he’s just a reminder that Game Freak doesn’t respect the OG, so I don’t respect him."

You wanna listen to the pant-shirt story next (Spoiler: think hot pink pants)
Unrelated, but I caught a shiny Iron Valiant. Thinking of trading it for a shiny Roaring Moon though