Wall for Gau (page 124)

Yep, that sucked. I was half laughing, half crying. But well, let's hope that my luck is good and I get another shiny, of which I only have a 0.00012% chance of getting

You really are the video game fanatic, ain't you? I have only like, played 5 video game series so far. And I still have to play FF. Sad life.

Life is going on here, like always. There's nothing really interesting, except the general unfunniness of my friends. They really have horrible jokes, and I'm losing my mind. XD.

Gee wilikers Strawberry Shortcake, you sure are smort :3

Wait you have a cat like personality, which means you're a cat cuz smort and so you will always land on your feet.

You will likely not survive the fall from such a height. A tragedy nonetheless, and you shall be honored in your death

Very well. I shall put you in a Strawberry Shortcake themed coffin and then bury you

I'm kicking you both off a cliff, Strawberry Shortcake

No! I will kick you first!

Are you strawberry flavored?

Does your hair smell like Strawberries because you are Strawberry Shortcake

Yep, scary music is pretty much required.
Anyway, how's life? Fun fact, I just found a shiny Shinx as my first encounter in Platinum. Had no Pokeballs, though.