Wall for Gau (page 235)

X and the million fingers will be epic

HELLO FBI OPEN UP

Africa and Leah
Ch3
I watched as Pika cleaned the Malasada Shop, if you called running around claiming all the Malasada’s were yours  can be very surprising. Once she finished and I stopped her from trying to battle me IN THE SHOP.. we approached an ally near the Pokemon Center. Suddenly Pika shouted “idea! Loser takes the winner to the battle buffet!” I had no idea what a “battle buffet” was and it apparently showed on my face because she rolled her eyes at me saying “really? You  go there to eat but in order to eat you gotta battle the othef customers duh.” It wasn’t “duh” to me but I just shrugged it off. I said “you know my last  name ain’t “Winn” because i lose  battles.” She just rolled het eyes and said “no your last name is Winn because it’s your parents last name.”  Just saying I could’ve sworn I heard someone say “ I could’ve told her that“ but i saw no one except Pika, Leah and me. “I’m bored let’s fight” Pika challenged. So I was still confused I took my position across from her and got ready to battle. Pika sUd “Silvally, I chose you!” I responded im kind with “ go on Leah, I know you can do it.” Leah changed out into the battle area just as a strange looking Pokemon apparently Silvally appeared on Pika’s side. Before she  could say  anything  i called “Leah, use Earthquake!” Instead of jumping on for trying to avoid the attack Pika and Silvally just said “wheeeeeeee” well Pika did Silvally jyst looked bored and Valero took much damage at all. Before I realized what was happening I heard Pika call “Multi-attack!” All I could think was “ow, ow and ow” as Leah took a lot of damage. I cringed at our situation. I said “umm use Crunch!” Leah looked annoyed but did it anyway. It was only one she made contact that I remembered her ability was Strong Jaw. Pika said “heey no fair!” But called one more Multi-attack and Leah fainted. Pika shouted “woohoo free buffet?” And Sulvally looked just as thrilled if nit mire. After a quick brush up ob Leah i sighed “well I won’t be the normal-trial captain at this rate.” From behind me I heard someone say” even if you’d won here, you would’ve had to beat me to sucres me i’m pretty good but you have strong potential.” I whipped around to see Ilima, wrist in a cast, leaning against the ally wall smiling. “i-I-I didn’t realize you-you’re the trial captain?” Ilima burst into laughter saying “well it’s not something I advertise but yes i am.” Pika ran over het Silvally nowhere to be seen. “Hi luma bean!” I turned brought red at Pika’s rudeness and tried to apologize for her but Ilima pretty much ignored her, except to politely not in her direction. I was about to tell Pika that I had to go back to school but Ilima cut me off “so Pika what’re up tp these dats?” He asked her she said “nun pima bean” and dragged me away from him. “Pika! Let go i’m supposed to be in school WITh Ilima! We are in the same class!” Pika sconce “class shamass you said it yourself you’ll never be a trial captain at this rate so let’s go to the battle buffet and get ourselves stronger and fuller!” All i could say was “um okay.” I turner back to see Ilima walking both confused and a little bit sad. I called  “sorry Ilima!” And looked away.

Haumer simp
HAHAHAHHAHZHZHAHHAHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS SOOOOOOO HILLARIOUS. Laugh at my pun now. Its a joke, that is when people laugh. So laugh.

I read your story on Primal Kyogre’s wall. I loved it.

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X head said my jokes are stale so now I’m gonna have to repeatedly stuff stale malasadas in to Cheren’s ears.

Oh nice! :)

Airika and Leah
Ch2

“Alola Professor Kukui.” Ny entire class,minis me and Ilima, called  towards a tan-skinned guy who was maybe in his mid twenties and shirtless save for a lab coat. He waved enthusiastically back at us, I wasn’t sure what yo make of this guy  he didn’t look much like a professor of anything..except maybe joe to get a gold tan. When he got closet he saw Ilima who looked away embarrassed. I gently nudged Ilima forward and grinned Dumbly. Kukui said “Ilima, has something happened?” Kukui didn’t sound stern just concerned. Ilima nodded awkwardly and just as I was about to say something myself Ilima sighed and explained that Tupp,the bully, had come looking for a fight Ilima had tried to ignore him but had ultimately failed. When Ilima showed Kukui his wrist the professor clucked his tongue and directed Ilima to head to Hau’Oul city where Nurse Joy could fix him up. Ilima didn’t look to happy at that idea. Before I could stop myself I said “um Professor? If it’s okay by you and Ilima obviously i’d l   Be happy to go with him.” Kukui nodded and looked at Ilima,who looked confused but slowly nodded. A minute later we were off to the city. As we approached Ilima said, quietly “i suppose you’re not coming just to be nice?” I squinted at him and even Leah seemed to stare in confusion
. He continued “bed par pardon, I don’t mean to sound...ungrateful but I assumed you were looking for Puka. “the Alolan cutie” can’t say as I know her personally but she’s known for her       Looks...i guess . I scoffed “oh do all Alilan boys fall for her?” Ilima coughed, flinched and almost choked on his laughter. I said “i don’t even know who this Pika person is no Ilima I DIDN’T come to see a random girl I cane cuz I THOUGHT I was being nice.” I hadn’t realized ut   It but we were at Hau’Oils Pokemon center. Looking slightly embarrassed again Ilima sad “well thank you Airika and yes some Alilan boys fall for Pika but not all you’ll most likely find het at the Malasada shop, i’ll be alright go see het for yourself.” He entered the Center and left me wondering what he’d just meant and how the heck he knew where Pika, whoever she was, would be. I wasn’t there 10 seconds when I heard “CRASH”  and a girly voice say something like “frick this shop” I ran inside and found a gurl in black pants,a gray top and a black tux, in the middle of the floor with a Malasada on get head and secular others all around her she even had a Mythical one in her lap which Leah stole dispute me telling her “Leah, no!” The girl who had brown hair and blue eyes  stared at Leah then me. I walked over and asked “are you er alright?” She jumped up, startling me , saying “yep super tot-tally awesomely fine!” I pointed up at her hair and her eyes followed me. Instead of taking the Makasada off her head and tossing it she ate it. Despite my vest intentions I burst out laughing “oh my gaudiness of Alola! Did you SERIOUSLY just eat that?” She stared at me  and said “what? My hairs clean and it’s MY hair i can eat off it if I wanna!” I had to admit i liked het so I introduced myself “hi i’m Airika Winn, from Kalos that Gumshoos is my martinet Leah!” She rolled her eyes and said “i’m Pika and Leah owes me a Malasada since theres no more mythical Malasada’s you’ll have to battle me. Mkay?” I replied “alright! Chalking accepted.”

I battled X with my mono water, but he had a mono grass. I almost beat him, but my Gyarados’s Bounce missed, and his Tsareena beat my toxapex at the end. Sorry.....