Wall for Hellfire Taco (page 70)

Pizza, in its raw form, is too wild, too untamed to be summoned. Pizza summoners are frauds, only able to conjure up fake , imitation pizzas, like those take-and-bake things, or the pizza lunchables.

You must lay a trap for pizza. Use perfectly made garlic bread (which you can summon) and shredded cheese (Which you cannot. Just buy it, it's pretty cheap.) As the bait. Dig a hole, and bury chef boyardee alive, then kill Gordon ramsey, and cut his body up into tiny pieces. Spread them on top of the grave. Then, scatter the garlic bread, and the shredded cheese around.

The pizza shall come, but allow it to eat most of Gordon Ramsay before you try to take it. It will not be in its unconscious form until it consumes at least half of the remains.