Wall for Hellfire Taco (page 95)

"Gay and lizbiyan marrage is ok but I like using male pokemon" -Youtube Commenter

"When I was a wee lad I snorted a french fry up my nose and down my throat." -Astro

"I have eaten mud, random leaves, and an ant. It was free-range. None of this ant-farm crap. Taste like rubber, they do." -Astro

"I'm not wearing any parents" -Youtube commenter

"K I'm gonna make a Tumblr and mess with people who think that they are a cactus or whatever." -Me

"You see, it occurred to me that what I should really be doing is fighting fire with fire and by fire, I mean Perry the Platypus, and by fire I also mean Perry the Platypus. It occured to me while I was fire."
-Doof

"That wasn't a popup ad, that was Freddy Fazbear, It's easy to get those two confused."
-Me

"I go up to the dude or lady at the counter and go "Yo, homie G, what's cookin'. " and then they go "Not much man, you here for the Pokémon?" and then I go "Yeah buddy," and they go "Hey man, here's ya Pokémon." and I go "Thanks bro," and they go "Respect." and I say "Peace out homies," and moonwalk out of the store." -Astro

"All aboard the hype train, next stop: world record." -Sethbling

"No, not that kind of threesome." -One of my teachers