“Did you ever notice how many Johto shinies are pink?“
I assume a lot of Johto shinies are pink so I refuse to shiny hunt in a Johto game.
Jul 27, 2020
by
y-chai
My parody of that cruddy Parlor Swipple song, Me!:
I promise that you'll never find another Gladion fangirl like me
I know that I'm a dorkface who talks about poopy butt farts
I know I'm basically never logical in the fricking slightest
And you're the kind of dude who is tired of my riding you into space
(And it's funner than riding an actual car)
I know that I go crazy and not care
Because it doesn't matter and I don't care- wait I already said that
And I also put you in a frock and drove you through a derp tree pen
(And it's funner than riding an actual car)
But one of my brain cells epically rotted
Like a rotting brain cell, what else would it be like
Tragic X-mas Bus, when it comes to a Gladion fangirl
You'll probably never find another like
Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Which is probably a good thing in your case
But it's fun to drive you and you get ticked
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're a car who gets driven epically
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e
I know I tend to make it about my Gladion obsession
I know you will soon get tired of my insanity
Although you probably have already, duh
(And that was pretty darned obvious)
And when we had that fight about I forget what
You told me you weren't my friend and I went "OK then"
And here we are now, with you being driven
(And that was pretty darned obvious)
'Cause I am the embodiment of insanity and whee
I live in Alola near Gladion's motel room
Tragic X-mas Bus, when it comes to a Gladion fangirl
You'll probably never find another like
Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Which is probably a good thing in your case
Let me bounce in your tongue-lined intestine
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're a car who gets driven epically
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e
Hey, there's an I in "Gladion"
But there's also a "Glad"
Because I'm glad about insanity
I promise that you'll never find another Gladion fangirl like me
Hey, there's an I in "Gladion"
But there's also a "Glad"
Because I'm glad about insanity
I promise that you'll never find another Gladion fangirl like
Me-e-e (Yeah), ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (And I want Gladion huggles)
I'm the only one of pure insanity (I'm the only one of pure insanity)
And I said Faller X had a poopy fart butt in chat (And I said Faller X had a poopy fart butt in chat)
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Oh)
You're a car who gets driven epically (Oh)
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e
Hey, there's an I in "Gladion"
But there's also a "Glad"
I'm the only one of me (Oh-oh)
But it's fun to drive you and you get ticked
(Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Because I'm glad about insanity
You can't spell "Gladion" without whee- wait there's no whee in Gladion
You're a car who gets driven epically
And crashed into Earth and through Ilima's brain
And I promise that nobody's gonna drive you insanely like me-e-e
Jul 27, 2020
by
Gau
So, so lucky.
Jul 27, 2020
by
y-chai
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
(goes to post on X's wall)
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Ok wanna finish writing Patater Loops?
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Thank you very much! (bows) XD
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Omg omg omg amazing
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
X is gonna murder me tomorrow. XD
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
My INSANITY'S MAKING X POOPY FART BUTT LOUDLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! <-- my parody of a parody
Jul 27, 2020
by
Gau
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
My response: {Oldie Pokermains Navy.}
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
“[A tuxedo? Where can I get one? Please say Old Navy or Target]“
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
["I wouldn't bet your money yeeeeeeeet" Glazio, 2020] {"Out of the darkness, the noberry nadusk, throw it all away! It'll grab you by the tail, an endless night forever!" -same person, same year}
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
X: I'll say. [YUP. KEEP ON SAYING] {I'll say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say says ay sya sysyasy}
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
XD
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Yes, yes he did LOL
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
I have a feeling X would love to see this
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
X came to the chat in his sleep to witness this. XD
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
Omg
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
[Yesss give her to a stranger!] {LET HER ROT WITH PEE-HAUL! Wait, he's not in yet.}
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
I must be high.
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
He lag behind to have poopy fart butt.
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
The lagging behind line
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Lmao
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
What line?
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
[We're riding on your mom's back] {(insert hilarious Gladion face from volume 2 of the Sun & Moon manga here)}
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
We don’t talk about that line from my cringentary
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
[yah, she can] {YAH, MAHN, AH CAHN.}
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
[Yessssss X lag behind like a king!!!] {Lag behind like an X Chex Gus Nerd Skull.}
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
“Did you say "Aether?" [No, she said "Torture chamber"]”
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
"What're you guys trying to do? Pee on the bus stop?" -yes, that's totally what they're doing <-- I am perfection
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
“ [Is Fire Blast Sylveon available for purchase? Or did it just steal a move that Solgaleo should get STAB from?]”
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
"Lills gets super excited and hyper whee!" -I... was sure that there was nothing odd in my mac & cheese...
~MegaCharizardY~
7 minutes ago
“ What the hex nut is wrong with you [I don't know what a hex nut is. Should I be worried?]”
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
XD
~MegaCharizardY~
7 minutes ago
omg omg omg remember the hexnut part of my cringentary? That was a classic.
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
"Lusamine, go bite a brick and kick an Alolan Geodude down a dirt road!" -the primal rage intensifies...
~MegaCharizardY~
8 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
"Yes, let's report it to Gla-Gla!" -Hau un-dumbolted
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
XDXDXD
~MegaCharizardY~
8 minutes ago
I paused to read my Faller cringentary
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
I have 134 wall pages.
~MegaCharizardY~
9 minutes ago
*pants*
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
XD
~MegaCharizardY~
11 minutes ago
Make that 306
~MegaCharizardY~
12 minutes ago
Time to search through 300 wall pages to find the name of the show
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
"Duh-luh-luh-luh-neh!" -my best Porygon2 impression
~MegaCharizardY~
13 minutes ago
You told me about it
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
XD
~MegaCharizardY~
13 minutes ago
It’s um snap what was it
CC ™
13 minutes ago
that's jimmy's favorite show
~MegaCharizardY~
13 minutes ago
Oh oh oh
CC ™
13 minutes ago
nah
CC ™
13 minutes ago
i left a tiny hint in my bio once
~MegaCharizardY~
13 minutes ago
Victorious?
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
It's the Poopy Farting Butts Broadcast. Wait, you're talking to Y... XD
CC ™
14 minutes ago
guess my fav show
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
Ah. XD
CC ™
14 minutes ago
Y
~MegaCharizardY~
14 minutes ago
Tapas? It’s a meal of appetizers, I believe.
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
"No, phone. YAAAAAAAAAAAY is not a misspelling of Tapas ASAP Past. What the fricking frock even is a tapas?" -my phone = dumb
~MegaCharizardY~
15 minutes ago
Nah I drugged ur Mac & Cheese
Glazio Kawaii
15 minutes ago
"Oh it's 12 AM and I get flirty with cutie pie sweetie Gla-Gla! Whee!" -no, I didn't have anything odd in my mac & cheese, why ask?
~MegaCharizardY~
16 minutes ago
Hey, if you do it in the form of ‘“I love you ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard”’ I won’t mind as much LOL Anyway, lyrics: “I'd give you my sunshine, give you my best But the rain is always gonna come if you're standin' with me” Night. 4 minutes ago by ~MegaCharizardY~
~MegaCharizardY~
16 minutes ago
I said this instead:
~MegaCharizardY~
16 minutes ago
Oh no I missed out :(
Glazio Kawaii
17 minutes ago
Go "OX I GO SUPER WHEEEEEEE WHEN I SEE THAT YOU LOVE ME AND I LOVE TO KISS TOILET TRAINS!" Wait, that wouldn't make any sense. XD
~MegaCharizardY~
17 minutes ago
Oh now I’m laughing
~MegaCharizardY~
17 minutes ago
Pretty sure X just said he loves me? Help?
Glazio Kawaii
18 minutes ago
"Hau's a Dumboltium Z." -the Dumboltium Z turns the move I'm Dumb into I'm Really Darn Dumb <-- me playing Pokemon
Glazio Kawaii
18 minutes ago
XD
~MegaCharizardY~
19 minutes ago
“Where the frocked-up X” you’ve officially slightly lightened me up
Glazio Kawaii
19 minutes ago
Scroll past the me assuming Team Skull peed on a bus stop quotes...
Glazio Kawaii
19 minutes ago
Oh, found my quotes.
Glazio Kawaii
19 minutes ago
Hey, where the frocked-up X are my quotes?
Glazio Kawaii
20 minutes ago
And it'll probably take a while for the song to be made...
stateside_heavy
20 minutes ago
*becomes one with the Force in the background*
Glazio Kawaii
20 minutes ago
I hate the actual song...
~MegaCharizardY~
20 minutes ago
ILL POST THE WHOLE SONG ON UR WALL GLAZIO JUST PLEASE
Glazio Kawaii
20 minutes ago
(eats a patater loop)
Glazio Kawaii
20 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
21 minutes ago
Two shades of green and one shade of evil are in Lusamine's eyes, by the way. XD
~MegaCharizardY~
21 minutes ago
I NEED MORE PATATER LOOPS
Jul 27, 2020
by
Gau
Goodnight <3
Jul 27, 2020
by
y-chai
Hahaha I have successfully gotten you to say the bridge of Cruel Summer LOL
Jul 27, 2020
by
y-chai
Ay cmon just say the Cruel Summer lyrics once XD
Jul 27, 2020
by
y-chai
Oh well if he’s doing that he’s not much of a friend in irl ir here friends shouldn’t care ifbyou keep up with them vesudes wgen i pur Ar up in my friends list avd said ge was a “maybe” friebd he questioned it i asked him a couple things he said it was all a joke maybe he’s just noking with you? And if he isn’t maybe tou two shouldn’t ve friebds.
I don’t wanba tell ya who your friebds should be that wouldn’t be fair your life your friebds XD, and yes if you tell me this stuff i’ll try to give advice (you is in general) if you don’t want the advice i just wpn’t give it and i’ll just lusten
X pkease don’t let other peopke effect you much. Maybe you don’t but ut’s a goid thing to jeep in mind
Jul 27, 2020
by
Dyla N
Hey, if you do it in the form of ‘“I love you ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard”’ I won’t mind as much LOL
Anyway, lyrics:
“I'd give you my sunshine, give you my best
But the rain is always gonna come if you're standin' with me”
Night.
Jul 27, 2020
by
y-chai