Wall for amethyst (page 143)

Question, can any Pokémon with the no guard ability learn a one hit knockout move? I’m just curious... and I like your new profile image.

Oh Em Dorp I Want To Smooch Ecks The Spidah
by Parlor Swipple

DORP
ECKS IS A SPIDER MANNETH WITH TENTECLES LEGZ
AND THEN I EAT HIS BRAIN WHICH IS MADE OF SWEET POTATO BABY FOOD
OOH OOH OOH OOH
HE STRANGLEDED ME WITH HIS MANDABLES AND I TURDED EPICALLY
THEN I SMOOCHED HIM AND HE PEED
IN A NIGHTGOWN MADE OF BEEN
AND ENNETH AND JULIUS WERE SO JEALOUSLY REE
SO I INHALED A SPLEEN
ECKS THE SPIDAH KEENG
DORP ECKS THE SPIDAH KEENG
OH NO I PEED
ON A BEENETH MCBEEN
(repeat the last the last four lines a hundred times)
SO THEN I DERPED
AND THEN DRANK GASOLINE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS ENNETH
SO NOW I'M DEAD
BUT I SMOOCHEDED
ECKS THE SPIDAH KEENG

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/40995/what-types-in-gen-iii-are-physical-and-which-are-special
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/187170/in-gens-1-3-which-types-were-special-and-which-were-physical
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/215090/what-types-are-physical-and-which-are-special-in-gen-i-iii

I'm the sexiest DB user, and you can't deny it

HavE yOu dEcODeD mY dIScOrD mEssAgE

I'm also glad they said 'When' instead of'If'

I hope they aren't mad at me

I just want to be friends with them :(

My

Kinda cryptic but I'm glad that they at least acknowledge existence