The Glazio News
9/23/2020
I'm on the way to Po Town! Or whatever it's called in Japanese! Not much has happened. I didn't do any fanfic work, but I'll try to soon. Gotta plan my new one a lot. It gonna be fun. That's it for now, sadly. See ya!
Sep 23, 2020
by
Gau
Wow! A tree (below)!
Sep 23, 2020
by
user74534
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
XD
Supernova
seconds ago
Wohoo i can flyyyyyyy (hits a tree) i’m okayyy!
Jhnfui
seconds ago
Everything
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
THERE'S A HAU WHERE YOUR BRAIN SHOULD BE AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
Jhnfui
a minute ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
What's so awesome about a Cannibal Zombie Hau Slave That Burns Face Masks being in your head?
Supernova
a minute ago
Woahhhh i’m awesome! Lol
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
*:3
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Hi, X! ;3
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(a Cannibal Zombie Hau Slave That Burns Face Masks crawls into Nova's head and feasts on her brain)
KitKåtKK2
2 minutes ago
(Inserts better brain into novas skull via 5-second brain transplant which is a thing now)
Supernova
2 minutes ago
Nah ny brains here it nust finctions differentlh. Lw lol
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Yes because the Cannibal Zombie Hau Slaves That Burn Face Masks ate your brain.
Jhnfui
3 minutes ago
You just lost your brain privileges!
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
(Snivler cries because N's remains were eaten so the Cannibal Zombie Hau Slaves That Burn Face Masks eat her)
Supernova
3 minutes ago
Why am i port? Thanks to KK i have powers now
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
(dances with Tate, Gladion, Ladson, and Primal)
Supernova
4 minutes ago
Huh?
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
(the Cannibal Zombie Hau Slaves That Burn Face Masks eat Nova's brain and N's remains)
Jhnfui
4 minutes ago
What did I just read? Poor Nova...
Supernova
4 minutes ago
Yes you can but the injection site is thr arm sooo
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Ooh, gem powder!
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(grabs scalpel, cuts out Nova's brain, and feeds it to Cannibal Zombie Hau Slaves That Burn Face Masks)
KitKåtKK2
6 minutes ago
Better yet, can I inject gem powder into it and give you superpowers?
Supernova
6 minutes ago
“ experiment
Supernova
6 minutes ago
How many supposed to speak experiment on my own brain LOL
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Crap. I was supposed to sing at 2:45.
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
NO USE YOUR OWN BRAIN AND WATCH HAU THRILLER
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
(retrieves Gladion card)
Supernova
7 minutes ago
Your brain is strange cAn i expermeant on it?
sm 4evr
7 minutes ago
Lower accuracy tho
sm 4evr
7 minutes ago
Shift gear boosts attack higher than sp atk and gunk shot becomes the better choice kinda
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
My brain: "THONK THE LAME BUTTFACE" Me: "(facepalms and slams head into table)"
sm 4evr
8 minutes ago
Mixed toxricity is op
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
haw
Supernova
8 minutes ago
Wah wah wah
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
My brain: "THE X-MOBILE GOES VROOM SPIKE BUTTFACE MAN" Me: "...What the frick is a spike buttface man?" 1 hour ago by Glazio Kawaii <-- origins of the spike buttface man
sm 4evr
9 minutes ago
To sucker punch, ironically
Supernova
9 minutes ago
I don’t mind friebdly teasing i just don’t always know wgen someone is being mean or bot
sm 4evr
9 minutes ago
I died
Supernova
10 minutes ago
Wonder how it feels to really get sucker punched
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
Something tells me if I teased you in a friendly way you wouldn't like that either.
sm 4evr
11 minutes ago
Phew i am gonna survive thanks to sucker punch
Supernova
11 minutes ago
I meant nean teasing not friebdly teasing
Supernova
11 minutes ago
I can’t LOL properly
sm 4evr
11 minutes ago
Aw come on gunk shot missed and now a azumarill will sweep me
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
You make it sound like teasing is horrible, but OK.
Supernova
12 minutes ago
Ugh
Supernova
12 minutes ago
How dare ye be lazy! Lop
Supernova
13 minutes ago
It’s okay i’m just glad you weren’t really teasing
sm 4evr
13 minutes ago
As in i an too lazy to put anything else so im just gonna put oh lol
Supernova
13 minutes ago
Ohhh lol
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
I was acting immature. -_-
sm 4evr
13 minutes ago
As in i understand now
sm 4evr
14 minutes ago
As in oh i see
Supernova
14 minutes ago
Oh?
sm 4evr
14 minutes ago
Oh
Supernova
14 minutes ago
And okay Glazio but it still felt like you were teasing me
Glazio Kawaii
15 minutes ago
'Stalker lol'
sm 4evr
15 minutes ago
Stlkef lop?
Glazio Kawaii
15 minutes ago
Hi, X! :3
Supernova
15 minutes ago
So Sm is a stlkef lop
Glazio Kawaii
15 minutes ago
"YOUR HESS JESS IS FARTING ON SPIKE BUTTFACE MAN" And I don't have the foggiest idea of how THAT could be taken as criticism. It legit has 'spike buttface man' in it, which is something I made up in the bathroom.
Supernova
16 minutes ago
Yeah KK that’s cool! I never thought if hef having a twin
Supernova
17 minutes ago
Sorry went AFK
Glazio Kawaii
17 minutes ago
whee
sm 4evr
17 minutes ago
And yes, i have been watching the whole time
sm 4evr
17 minutes ago
cHaT cOmEs tO a sTaNdStIlL
Glazio Kawaii
19 minutes ago
And I legit was talking about N having Doritos in his pants.
KitKåtKK2
19 minutes ago
Roxanne could even be her twin, and the scientists are seeing how they react with the same genetic something or other, insert science nonsense here
Supernova
19 minutes ago
Also KK, i hope Fairhaven will last longer than PUG
Glazio Kawaii
20 minutes ago
I do know you make lots of spelling errors. But I was saying Paul because you misspelled it as Pausley. It had nothing to do with Paul.
Supernova
21 minutes ago
Cuz i know you don’t like Paul at all abd you know i maje a lot spelling errors
Supernova
22 minutes ago
Hey good idea KK’! I like that
Glazio Kawaii
22 minutes ago
Uh... how did "AND PAUL PAIS IS HELPING N GET DORITOS OUT OF HIS PANTS" sound like criticism?
Sep 22, 2020
by
Gau
Sol and Luna
The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika
Unnamed (about a disaster in Alola)
Unnamed (about Gladion going to school)
Obviously I didn't give very much info on those last ones, but that's kinda the gist, I guess...? XD
The Glazio News
9/22/2020
I beat the Ghost-type trial! Yay! Gladie and Silver helped out a lot because I switched between them a few times to lower Mimikyu's attack with their Imtimidate. Woo-hoo, the ol' Intimidate switch! I eventually got through the battle. But when I go to Aether House, that little girl's Yungoos is revealed to have been stolened! So I gotta rescue it. But I can do that later! Oh, and one of my Silvally reached level 100. Yaaaaaay! Now onto Sol and Luna. Pyxis is startled and asks Ilima if he's one of the trial captains. Pika forgot what a trial captain was because she smol brain. So Rotom says that they're in charge of trials. Except for the Poni Island trial, but that's not being spoiled in Sol and Luna yet. Leamhead Lima Lime Bean confirms this and asks if Pika, Hau, and Flare are trial-goers. Flare says yes. Then he remarks that he Flare and Pika must be new, and Pika says that they came to Alola from Kanto a few days ago. Lima Bean says that he saw Pika's battle a minute ago and that it was fancy. Well, technically he said 'quite spectacular', but no frocks are given here. This is not a frock-given place. And Aloha-Landia is also the place of no frocks given. Now someone please inform me what I'm talking about. Anyway, Pika goes whee in brain because she fancy on batteeee-eeell no. 2 and Pyxie Butt is ree and Pika shrugs off ree and goes yay because she did a fancy like a purple grape master. See ya in the epic Gla-Gla whees machines! AKA see ya!
Sep 22, 2020
by
Gau
Well duh. What else was I supposed to name it, the only year in 1100 years to have double 2 digit numbers? Naw, that's just lame, plus it happens every 1100 years. Lol
Sep 22, 2020
by
Haze
Thanks! And good luck catching up! (Your grav is adorable btw)
Sep 22, 2020
by
Iridacea
NINE HUNDRED POINTSSSSSS
ONLY 100 TO 1k EVERYONE
Sep 22, 2020
by
iloveflareon
The Glazio News
9/21/2020
Epic whee in my party of three screes! I caught myself a male Absol whom I named Glazio, after Gladion Glazio and not the me Glazio! My team is complete! Well, Gladie still needs to evolve, but other than that, complete! So, in my new fanfic with Gladion goin' to a school and whatnot, the midday Lycanroc bites Gladion's arm really hard and tears up the sleeve and stuff! And when he tries to get Silvally's Poke Ball, the Rockruff attack his other arm! Luckily, the midnight Lycanroc gets them to stop. So then Gladion runs away because the midday Lycanroc clearly wants him to leave. And he's late for school. Blood's spilling out of his right arm like there's no tomorrow as he runs. He finds the school and his sister, Lillie, who is waiting outside. She got there by riding a car with their mother. Why didn't Gladion do the same? Because their mom is embarrassing as frick. She loves to tell random people the story of how Gladion randomly walked into the living room with only his underwear on once. He'd taken off the rest of his clothes in his sleep somehow and now it's an Aether family moment for the ages. Whooptie-frick, eh, Gla-Gla? Lillie asks Gladion what happened to him, since he's bleeding his face off. Well, his arms are bleeding, not his face, but you get the point. He says it's fine, but then gets dizzy. He tries to stay conscious, as he knows that if he faints, it'll slip to the bullies of the school and they'll bully him more. And someone named Mariposa would be disgusted for some odd reason...?He tries very hard, but sadly faints. That's chapter one, so on to chapter two! He wakes up in the school infirmary or whatever, and apparently a Nurse Joy works there. She has a bratty kid who tried to hit Gladion with a book because he bumped into her, so he hit her with it and she cried to her mom that Gladion was being mean and lied that he called her names because she had been hitten with a little kiddie book. Wow. Anyway, the Nurse Joy asks how he feels, and he says that he's a little dizzy and dazed, but other than that he's fine. She asks if he could explain how he got injured, and he tells her the whole story. She's curious about the odd girl he described, so he describes her appearance. He says that she didn't tell him her name. In fact, she didn't speak at all. Nurse Joy therorizes that she could be deaf, since she didn't reply to him asking her name. Spoiler alert, she's not deaf. Nurse Joy tells him that he's free to go to class and stuff since his wounds have been bandaged and he's fine. Yay. That's it for now, see ya!
Sep 21, 2020
by
Gau