Wall for Amethyst (page 412)

N: "BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE EVIL CARD! THIS CARD TAKES AWAY YOUR POINTS AND FLOATS WHILE SAPPING AWAY AT YOUR GOLF CLUB, DERP! PULL IT AND YOU'LL LOSE! ANY QUESTIONS?"
Gladion: "Far too many."

Ded

(screams in agony because I need a berry but I forgot its name)

Me: "(puts Assault Vest  on Rash-natured Primarina)"
Me to me: "Idiot."

Wouldn't go that far. XD

(repeatedly force-feeds my Pokemon berries to lower their EVs so I can EV train them)

Welp, you were right. I lost, but it was close.

(five hundred whee Hauheads creepily crawling and a Gladion-huggling Pika too)

(whee Hauhead creepily crawling)

I love enormous eggplants


(That came out the wrong way)

I prefer behemoth bananas