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Name: Moonwish [Honestly kinda like the name, but I'd like it more if it was, you know, legal. Moon is supposed to be a 'sacred' prefix or something, which I take as meaning 'don't use it'. Mary Sue confirmed.]
Gender: Female
Rank: Warrior
Appearance: Blue eyes. Pale gray fur with darker flecks [Gray isn't white. How can you have blue eyes without white fur or whatever- oh never mind.]. Slightly small.
Personality [WARNING: most of this is an extremely boring backstory.]: Timid and shy, intimidated by new cats [Is she intimidated by new kits?], predators, or cats from other Clans. She's usually quiet and keeps to herself. Due to her timidness, she's usually left alone by other cats. This has happened ever since she was a kit. She's quiet lonely because of it, and she wants to befriend other cats. However, she's too shy to do so [My heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds for her. Don't you think she'd have at least ONE friend?]. She's afraid to speak her mind, and she's also afraid to call out her Clanmates if they've done something wrong, as she fears them attacking her [...This is ThunderClan. Why would-]. However, she cares deeply about kits, and if another cat intentionally harms or kills a kit, she will do whatever she can to get them punished [1. Well isn't she special for being upset when children die. 2. Who kills kits? 3. my soul just died]. Because of her fondness of kits, she sometimes helps the Queens care for or watch their kits [Oh wow she actually has a use.]. She's not a very skilled hunter, and she was expected to become a Medicine Cat. She considered it, but she didn't want to sit in a den and watch her Clanmates struggle to survive [Actually it's because she sucks.], so she decided to keep up her Warrior training. When she found out her sister, Flowerpetal, sneaking out of the Clan to meet up with Owleyes of ShadowClan [I didn't know it at the time, but there's a cat from Dawn of the Clans named Owl Eyes. I sadden me.], she showed no sensitivity. She merely felt like her sister was a traitor. She told the Leader [Wait a minute. (scrolls up) (squints) (sinks into depression) SHE IS LITERALLY TOO COWARDLY TO MENTION THAT DID I SUDDENLY GAIN EYESIGHT IN THE LAST COUPLE YEARS WHAT-], and soon found out that Flowerpetal was pregnant with Owleyes' kits. This made her torn not between the Warrior Code and her sister, but between the Warrior Code and Owleyes' kits [Yes yes I get it she hates her sister.]. While they were not born at the time, she still cared about them and wanted them to grow up in ThunderClan. She didn't really care what happened to Flowerpetal or Owleyes, she just wanted the kits to be taken good care of [Read above duncewad.]. Flowerpetal abandoned her kits in ThunderClan [Why- oh yeah plot convinience and small brain.] as she ran off to join ShadowClan, and Moonwish vowed to help take care of them and love them [I'd be real touched if I didn't hate my past self right now.].

Rating: (sobs into Top Ramen)
Final thoughts: (see above)

"I think this is accurate."

(you can probably figure this out because strawberry blond isn't an eye color and green isn't a number, but
hair color / eye color / age)


Black / Green / 12 (Vera)
Dirty Blond / Dark Brown / 16 (Conrad)
Black / Amber-Brown / 14 (Archie)
Blond / Green / 13 (Zephyr)
Brown / Light Blue / 11 (Eva)
Brown / Brown / 8 (Leo)
Black / Brown / 13 (Henry)
Strawberry Blond / Blue / 14 (Rex)
Brown / Brown / 12 (Allie)
Brown / Green / 14 (Kevin)
Blond / Brown / 14 (Finn)
Black / Blue / 15 (Aaron)
Blond / Blue / 13 (Amelia)
Red / Brown / 15 (Axel)
Dirty Blond / Green / 13 (Hunter)
Blond / Hazel / 14 (Peter)
Black / Blue / 13 (Alan)
Brown / Hazel / 13 (Jay)

I blew up a multitude of tanks.

This is a funny thing in the Starkite prophecy.


- You didn't think I was one of the trees! I have a bigger necklace than you think!

"I am a farmer!"

"All right"

"Let's talk about Coca-Cola Soon"

"These are the lips of Poland";

"After that, StarGlame started crying as she felt her ass give up."

8. I don't poop in front of our bed.

"Now you are MoonSnot"

"I fell, that was the last note."

"Oh, a new idea!"

"Everyone is laughing!"

"But what is this heavy nose with ..."?

"A cat lives there. Oh ... ASSFyR!"

"The dark forest is approaching them."

"You!"

"Ki ... Starkit Matten ... Mom and Dad ... Baby"

- So mercury!

"I love NKOOW"

"Sound Image Pharaoh! 1"
 Sep 21 by Light Hope ♡

Dollar money cents I need a lot of money because my N broke. It's his fault that I don't want him as a friend, I'm not really stupid, even if I destroy all my friendship with him, I let him go. It was his fault. I hate the guilt of all the sacrifices I have made. It was his fault. I killed him. I told him I was killed that night. It was his fault. Digged Digged Min-N bad, yes, bad, very bad, my ankle is bad. He didn't leave the coffee, it was his fault, I broke my leg when I hit him but he was a ghost in the car like a green light, eyes closed and all. Whoever Hurt Me Will Hate And Love Forever N ree N ree N ree do Ns Ree omni N E ree Nedi Hauhead Em. Chewing on the knees You killed my tongue in my lungs, you cute Hauhead Hauhead Haueth McHead Haumer Simpson Hauhead I'm addicted to cigarettes and sandwiches. His eyes opened and closed, but I asked him what that meant. Everything is now consistent. A memorable meal in Hauhead is at Hauhead Lodge. bee

Based

N, N, N He dumped me (dumped me) N, N, N He makes me ree (makes me ree) I hate N (hate N) He's a big meanie (big meanie) I was his girlfriend (girlfriend) He treated me (treated me) Like lamehead turds (lamehead turds) As you can see (can see) I have a reason to ree (reason to ree) Because N makes me Into a lamehead (a lamehead) I totally wasn't one before (wasn't one before) And so I hate him (hate him) Because he yeeted me (yeeted me) At a magical whee box (whee box) Filled with N pants (N pants) And Hau-flavored malasadas (Hau-flavored malasadas) N, N, N He lived in a spleen (in a spleen) N, N, N He pooped a lot (pooped a lot) N, N, N Dumped me (dumped me) N, N, N And so I go ree (I go ree) OMG OMG no OMG OMG no N Oh N He dumped me N Oh N D-U-M-P-E-D M-E O-M-G N-O No no no OMG No no no I am Taylor Swift How could he do this to me OMG OMG OMG No Oh no No no no no no Oh why Why why why why why I am a narcissist Just like him So why So why So why did he dump me I support Peta Isis Just like him So why So why So why did he dump me OMG no OMG no OMG no OMG no O-M-G N-O N D-U-M-P-E-D M-E No no no Oh em gee I just recalled Oh em gee I broke up with N Oh em gee My life was a lie Oh em gee I just wanna die 'Cause N gave me no money When I broke up with him How dare he How dare he How dare he I want my big money Out of N's Rubik's cube I need more money Despite me making millions or so I'm so broke I don't have a single dollar He just left without giving me anything How dare he How dare he How dare he Dollars cash money cents nickels quarters dimes I need the big money 'Cause I broke up with N It's N's fault All his fault Because I disliked him Even though I was his girlfriend I'm totally not stupid as frick He dumped me Despite me dumping him All his fault Still his fault I hate N For dumping me No matter what I did He's the one to blame If I killed him I'd say he killed himself 'Cause it's all his fault Not mine His fault His fault His fault Bad N Bad N Bad bad baddy bad N It's all his fault Yeah yeah His fault yeah Yeah yeah I blame him Because my high heel got a stain He didn't make the coffee that spilled But he's the one to blame I broke my ankle Because I ran myself over But there was an N ghost in the car Who was sniffing a green clover So his sight was blocked And it was all his fault And so I blame him For me making the N worshipping cult Still all his fault No matter who did what Where they were Who they were That doesn't matter It's N's fault Because he dumped me And so I hate him Forever and eternally Ree ree ree N makes me ree I go ree at N Ree ree ree I go ree Screeing rees As I ree at N Ree ree ree OMG ree Holy frick ree Triple flip ree Crazy clown ree Dumping me ree Sleeping sound ree Insanity N ree Taylor Swift goes ree Ree ree ree ree ree Ree Ree N Ree N Ree N Ree ree ree N Ree N Ree to the Ns Ree to every N And ree at N I ate Hauhead In the exploding scree I stole his malasadas And kissed him on the knee He's digesting In my lower lung He was really yummy Though he killed my tongue I ate Hauhead Hauhead Haueth McHead Haumer Simpson I might be a Hauhead addict Because I ate his cigar of N brains Yeah yeah Hauhead got a whee Lodged in his upper spleen I ripped it out And caused him to ree He turned massive And ate my eyes But I said "Who gives a frick" And now all that's left Is my memory inside That's what's left of Hauhead 'Cause I ate him hard Got Hauhead Lodged in my intestine The doctors said I should eat my kin So I ate them all And now they're stuck there too The doctors shrugged their shoulders And called me a crappy loo So now I'm dying of Hauhead But what a way to go Although it hurts really hard And imploded my big toe Now I died of Hauhead Whooptie-do for me But I'll be fine here in purgatory Because I can hold in my pee N, N, N He dumped me (dumped me) N, N, N He makes me ree (makes me ree) I hate N (hate N) He's a big meanie (big meanie) I was his girlfriend (girlfriend) He treated me (treated me) Like lamehead turds (lamehead turds) As you can see (can see) I have a reason to ree (reason to ree) Because N makes me Into a lamehead (a lamehead) I totally wasn't one before (wasn't one before) And so I hate him (hate him) Because he yeeted me (yeeted me) At a magical whee box (whee box) Filled with N pants (N pants) And Hau-flavored malasadas (Hau-flavored malasadas) N, N, N He lived in a spleen (in a spleen) N, N, N He pooped a lot (pooped a lot) N, N, N Dumped me (dumped me) N, N, N And so I go ree (I go ree) OMG OMG no OMG OMG no N Oh N He dumped me N Oh N D-U-M-P-E-D M-E O-M-G N-O No no no OMG No no no I am Taylor Swift How could he do this to me OMG OMG OMG No Oh no No no no no no Oh why Why why why why why I am a narcissist Just like him So why So why So why did he dump me I support Peta Isis Just like him So why So why So why did he dump me OMG no OMG no OMG no OMG no O-M-G N-O N D-U-M-P-E-D M-E No no no Oh em gee I just recalled Oh em gee I broke up with N Oh em gee My life was a lie Oh em gee I just wanna die 'Cause N gave me no money When I broke up with him How dare he How dare he How dare he I want my big money Out of N's Rubik's cube I need more money Despite me making millions or so I'm so broke I don't have a single dollar He just left without giving me anything How dare he How dare he How dare he Dollars cash money cents nickels quarters dimes I need the big money 'Cause I broke up with N It's N's fault All his fault Because I disliked him Even though I was his girlfriend I'm totally not stupid as frick He dumped me Despite me dumping him All his fault Still his fault I hate N For dumping me No matter what I did He's the one to blame If I killed him I'd say he killed himself 'Cause it's all his fault Not mine His fault His fault His fault Bad N Bad N Bad bad baddy bad N It's all his fault Yeah yeah His fault yeah Yeah yeah I blame him Because my high heel got a stain He didn't make the coffee that spilled But he's the one to blame I broke my ankle Because I ran myself over But there was an N ghost in the car Who was sniffing a green clover So his sight was blocked And it was all his fault And so I blame him For me making the N worshipping cult Still all his fault No matter who did what Where they were Who they were That doesn't matter It's N's fault Because he dumped me And so I hate him Forever and eternally Ree ree ree N makes me ree I go ree at N Ree ree ree I go ree Screeing rees As I ree at N Ree ree ree OMG ree Holy frick ree Triple flip ree Crazy clown ree Dumping me ree Sleeping sound ree Insanity N ree Taylor Swift goes ree Ree ree ree ree ree Ree Ree N Ree N Ree N Ree ree ree N Ree N Ree to the Ns Ree to every N And ree at N I ate Hauhead In the exploding scree I stole his malasadas And kissed him on the knee He's digesting In my lower lung He was really yummy Though he killed my tongue I ate Hauhead Hauhead Haueth McHead Haumer Simpson I might be a Hauhead addict Because I ate his cigar of N brains Yeah yeah Hauhead got a whee Lodged in his upper spleen I ripped it out And caused him to ree He turned massive And ate my eyes But I said "Who gives a frick" And now all that's left Is my memory inside That's what's left of Hauhead 'Cause I ate him hard Got Hauhead Lodged in my intestine The doctors said I should eat my kin So I ate them all And now they're stuck there too The doctors shrugged their shoulders And called me a crappy loo So now I'm dying of Hauhead But what a way to go Although it hurts really hard And imploded my big toe Now I died of Hauhead Whooptie-do for me But I'll be fine here in purgatory Because I can hold in my pee

Why do you want Archie to die?

"Howdy folks I'm Bee Ehm Tee Ehm and Archie is cool Archie Archie Archie Archie Archie Archie Archie but wait Archie dumb and not cool like Umbra damn"

Cutelings (baby-talking intensifies)