Today's story issssss...
The X's New Shoes
One day, X was walking around. The sun was shining and he wanted to get some exercise. He wasn't wearing shoes, but had his precious Skiploom socks and Hoppip hat on. He also had his Jumpluff jacket. But in the middle of his walk, he noticed Gladion. Gladion was dressed in his other outfit and hadn't noticed X's existence, as he was asleep. X was going to walk by, but then he noticed Gladion's shoes, which were black and purple. He immediately wanted the shoes. He thought about waking Gladion up and asking him where he got the shoes, but instead of doing that, he tiptoed over to Gladion. He begun to take off Gladion's shoes, but accidentally woke him up. "Hey, let go of my shoes!" he cried, causing X to fall backwards with one of Gladion's shoes in shock. In what felt like a half-second, he put the shoe on and stared smugly at the very angry Gladion. He hadn't wanted to be woken up. In fact, he had been napping because he wanted to be in peace. "Give me back my fricking shoe, you overgrown toad!" he screamed. This offended X. "No, I'm keeping the shoe!" he angrily replied. Gladion sent out his Silvally and told it to use Multi-Attack. X barely dodged it and stuck his tongue out at them. But then the angry Silvally bit his arm and he screamed like a little girl. This held him in place as Gladion tried to get his shoe back. He got it off of X's foot, but then X kicked him in the face. The kick was hard enough to knock him unconscious. X took off Gladion's shoes as Silvally stared in shock, and then grabbed Silvally's Poke Ball. He returned Silvally to its Poke Ball and strutted off. X felt proud of himself. Now he had his Hoppip hat, Skiploom socks, Jumpluff jacket, and Gladion's shoes. He got home and looked at himself in the mirror. He thought he looked good, but suddenly a hand broke through the mirror and grabbed him by his jacket collar. It was Gladion, who fell out of the mirror. His face was red with anger and X was about to have a heart attack. "Give me back my shoes." Gladion growled. X shook his head. "These shoes are mine now, and they go great with my outfit!" Another head poked out of the mirror hole. It was Pika. "Hi guys!" she said, smiling. Gladion gave her a look that would've melted her if it was possible. Then he grabbed her by her tuxedo collar and threw her at X. This impact nearly broke X's spine, but he got up as Pika laid unconscious. Then another head poked out of the mirror. It was N, who fell out of the mirror as well. N had a derpy face on and said "HEY X WANNA JOIN PETA ISIS?! WE CAN STEAL LOTS OF GLADION SHOES!" "Heck yeah!" X replied, and him and N quickly ran outside while being chased by Gladion. However, Gladion lost sight of them and his shoes. Hours passed. But then he saw them. They were waltzing together and stepping on Pika, who was traumatized. Hau was trying to climb up a tree to get away. "Give me back my fricking shoes you bunch of lameheads!" Gladion screamed. X and N stopped their waltz. And X, though he was a thief, hadn't been stupid. But now N had turned him into a derpy Peta Isis lamehead. "LIBERATE YOUR POKEMON RIGHT NOW!" X yelled. "YEAH, DO IT!" N screamed. As Gladion looked at their derpy idiot head eyes, he thought "Well frick." Then he decided to calm himself a bit. "Look, I want my shoes, nothing more. So can you please just give them back?" he asked politely. A look of intelligence came into X's eyes. But N noticed it and shoveled lamehead-infused baked beans into his mouth until he turned back into a Peta Isis lamehead. "NO WAY! I LIBERATED THESE SHOES FROM YOU!" X screeched. Gladion gave him a look. Then he ran off and came back minutes later with a cannon. X and N's jaws dropped as they saw the massive cannon. Gladion grabbed Hau, who hadn't climbed up the tree right, and Pika, who was still lying on the ground, and balled them up before shoving the human cannonball into the cannon. He fired the cannon, and a flaming Hau and Pika cannonball struck X and N, causing an explosion. When the smoke cleared, the four of them were unconscious. Gladion walked over to X and got his shoes back before walking away. But when he looked back at them, X raised up a hand. "I don't care... if it takes my whole life... I will have... your... shoes..." he wheezed before falling back into unconsciousness. Gladion walked on, hoping he wouldn't run into X again.
The end.
Nov 23, 2020
by
Gau
