BM Saiyan Lore
-BM Saiyan is a lot like, well, BM. Lazy, but he has his moments. And in terms of friendship, opposites can attract, and that was true for BM and the bratty redhead Giru. Unlike Giru, who was completely enamored with her own tail, he found his to be just kind of....there. But even with that, seeing saiyans with tails was pretty normal for him (you can imagine that hanging out with literally the only other saiyan that happens to have a tail can become pretty commonplace). Imagine his surprise when he found ANOTHER saiyan named Gohan with, get this, no tail. Shocker, isn't it. Anyways Giru didn't buy Gohan's story, but BM found it quite interesting to see a saiyan like this. And before long, he and Gohan became friends, much to the annoyance of Giru, who became even more standoffish towards Gohan, exasperating BM. Though he and Gohan became better buddies, he was still buddies with Giru, so all's well that end's well, right? Well..
-One completely normal and uninteresting day, Giru and BM visited Gohan. Pretty run-of-the-mill, stuff, until when it was time to leave. As Giru was closing the door, she forgot to mind her own tail, which the door slammed onto and well....the tail came clean off. No, it wasn't like how a lizard loses its tail, with all the the thrashing of the already detached tail, but seeing a part of yourself just coming clean off is pretty unnerving. Giru was absolutely horrified at this, and much to BM's annoyance, kept whining and whining about her "poor tail". But as the old saying goes, time heals all wounds (it was like two weeks but that's still time, alright?), and to everyone's surprise, she ever so slightly "matured" from it (Giru's words, she likes to say she matured from it, but whatever). Life goes on, and quite literally everything changes when Goten came into Giru's life. It was like something broke(?) inside of her, and she became an entirely different person. She would dote on the little guy non-stop, trying to out-mother Goten's own mother (which, as you can imagine, didn't really work out as one would expect), and she basically inserted herself into Goten's family. Cleaning, baby-talking to the young saiyan child, taking care of him, and occasionally sending BM through a wall for taking his eyes off of Goten for more than ten seconds ("A LOT can happen in 10 seconds. He could die!"). BM didn't like this whole "taking care of a buddy's younger brother because your childhood best friend went crazy wannabe mother on the kid", so as a result, the laziness kicked in ("If the kid got hurt doing something stupid, well that's life for ya") and Giru would get fed up with BM's reluctant "parenting". But as the "new toy" energy wore off in Giru, she realized just how much she had neglected training (Wowee Girie-kins Say In train??? REAL???) and most importantly her best friend. BM, although touched at her revelation, was not-so-secretly glad he didn't have to be sent through a wall every few hours.
-Giru, for some random reason (I'm running out of ideas) remembered her tail was a thing, and then proceeded to bawl about how much she missed her tail, which BM had to deal with for a few days, which came to a head when she suggested that she would find the Dragon Balls, which BM surprisingly decided to tag along with (mostly to make sure she didn't attack the wrong person and/or die. How caring.). Blah blah blah crazy adventure later, Giru got her tail back! And before long (like literally 5 hours later) she was back to normal, bratty as ever, amusing BM. (and then they laughed and the audience laughed and cired and laughed)
-What's a Dragon Ball story without a little fusion, right? Anyways it was out of sheer curiosity that BM and Giru decided to fuse ("Eh, it seemed interesting") creating Beastiru.....and it was kind of underwhelming. You know how fusions are, like, more than the sum of their parts, in a sense that fusions amplify the traits of their parts? Well, it sure did amplify those traits....Beastiru was not only more bratty and snarky, she was extraordinarily lazy (much surprise) which made for a pretty underwhelming fusion. Oh, and she can Simpnotize dudes to do her bidding, especially with the grueling situations like "the TV remote is out of arm's reach" or "I want more popcorn". Whatever, it was worth a shot.
I'm out of ideas.
Mar 21, 2023
by
BM™
[Chorus]
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
[Verse 1]
On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes did a fading sun rise
In the dark, glimmering shadows
Silence grows, in the spaces between
Stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls finds a voice
Flickering through the void
These little sparks cling on to life
Everyone caught in the struggle
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
Scattering ashes to the wind
[Pre-Chorus]
Every soul contains a whisper of light
Gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break
[Chorus]
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
[Verse 2]
As fate spins a thread without end
New life draws its first breath
Blossoming in a soil reclaimed from the past
Where destiny holds fast
Here where we stand, hand clenched in hand
Everyone caught in the struggle
This is the day we finally find our way
Stepping into our tomorrow
[Pre-Chorus]
Every soul contains a whisper of light
Growing louder as it calls to unite
From the distance sings a chorus of souls
Rising slowly, stirring heat from the coals
[Chorus]
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you on your way to the ultimate fight
[Pre-Chorus]
Every soul contains a whisper of light
Growing louder as it calls to unite
From the distance sings a chorus of souls
Rising slowly, stirring heat from the coals
[Chorus]
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you on your way to the ultimate fight
Mar 20, 2023
by
BM™
Oh.
...so you don't love me?
Also, I'm not sure if I can tell you more, since that was most of what I remember. But I'll attempt.
I was leaving some therapist office or something with my family, and we saw a baby on the street. I was then in some restaurant that was kinda like TMobile or something, and me and Volt went to the Motel next door. The next dream, I was in some sort of field trip, and we got on the bus. I got out, my mom was there. There was something about Dragon Ball, more stuff about Dragon Ball and some show, and me and my mom ended up walking a long distance to a bus stop or something. The guy a few minutes ahead of us reached the stop, turned around, he was some weird ghost, and he started chasing us. We reached the buses and I saw Vegeta or something. You were mentioned, my mom was there, something about Dragon Ball, we left. The last dream, all I can remember is that there was a row of dishes. Pans and plates. I was a smaller pan. Someone used a Blast Seed on the biggest pan, and I shot awake.
The End.
Mar 18, 2023
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Ditto
