Wall for Gau (page 50)

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRU!

They both don't sound Dragon Ballish, but maybe because I haven't watched nearly enough of it nor have I heard the theme songs. Tbh, they both sound like cringe some love-addict simps dug up from the pits of their hearts, but with the prophecy and world ending and stuff in your song, it sounds more Dragon Ball than the other one.

(Btw, what kind of drugs were you on that made you decide as you were sitting on your bedroom floor on a Saturday evening, "HeY! I wannA wriTe simPy L0ve sonGs!"?)

The presence of 2 kid Gokus obviously points to the fact you like smaller things since they're cuter, which is why your subconscious chose the Gokus. It also has to do with your recent Dragon Ball phase. The music and the song reveal your inner desire to sing, dance, and enjoy yourself, as people often do while listening to songs and music.

...that, or you're just really in awe at small Gok's moves. And I mean, who wouldn't be? (Watches in amazement as the two Gokus start breakdancing)

Also I found the "rear appendage" hilarious for some reason

"I like SMUSUM too. :3"
At first I thought you were trying to say SUMWUN but had a stroke.

I don't know whether to hug you or break all your bones. That is my official response.

Quote of what day?

Title moment

- That one might be even more stupid [Your mom]. Show me an example of a Saiyan's tail being pulled off [Piccolo]. I feel like that hasn't happened, but feel free to prove me wrong. If he pulled off her tail somehow (how do you even do that? That'd be like ripping off someone's arm) [Yeah, but tail], she would probably kick him in the crotch and never talk to him again or something like that. I assure you, she would not forgive him for tearing off the "one thing that makes her a Saiyan" [True, I'm kind of dumb], most likely even if he wished it back (which really ruins the Dragon Ball search plot). Why would he even rip off her tail to begin with? Again, doesn't sound easy. Not like an "accident". Would it be funny for him to come along on her Dragon Ball mission when she despises him? Most likely. But a couple of laughs is not worth such a stupid plan [only in certain situations. J-Just thought I'd point that out] . Would it be funny if she ripped out his eyeballs by accident and had to wish them back [Wordplay might make it funny(?)]? Actually, don't answer that [Just did]. At this point, it spontaneously falling off would be a better idea, and that just sucks. Couldn't she at least lose her tail to something a little more realistic than her apparent best friend who just permanently weakens her on accident [Wait losing their tail weakens them? Crazy. I know that getting their tails pulled is like getting kicked in the balls, but permanently weakening?] ("oopsie, I broke my best friend's leg so bad that it can't be repaired")?
- {Oh yeah, you're definitely dim enough to accidently rip off someone's tail with that taste in hair. And yes, that's sarcasm. It's still a stupid idea.}

Seriously mate. This the best you can do? [Bad ideas. Sue me. I feel like making her tail-loss incident extremely over the top just to say "What, isn't this what you wanted?" but nope, I'll think of something. In the meantime, cry about it, I guess]