The familiar stench of foreigners. You never forget it
Aug 16, 2022
by
BM™
“I already hate him!
"Why is there a heart...?" »
"You never use spaces?!"
"Hey..."
"How old are you, three?!"
"Oh my God. They don't use points either."
"Oh, my favorite Japanese name!" Index finger, tree without leaves and nose with thread! »
"I really hope I didn't flirt with him."
"Try singing."
"Hehe. Ah-gah-da-nay-nah."
“Can you say OK in Japanese?
"Oh no, Japanese bicycle rackets."
"Koi-ga-sa-na-na-na-what?!"
"Just out of curiosity, are you cursing in Japanese?" »
"Okay, that's kind of cute."
"It's not weird, it's not weird, it's not weird..."
"You look nervous."
"eyeball child".
“It's really amazing. You know, more amazing than usual.
“Ha ha, it's true!
"I was Japanese before you were born."
[...Apparently Japanning is a word. I am scared.]
"OH NO MY BABY!"
"I can understand why your head hurts when you talk like that all day."
"Wai-cone-da-DEEEEEEE!"
" PAUSE ? Haha!
"Press the button! In Japanese!"
"Okay, I'm totally confused."
"****. I just blew myself up."
" Hey ! "
[Japanese Akira's laugh is really special.]
"Bunch of punks."
"Excuse me if I enter the bar."
"I wish I had that translator you point at the screen with."
"Oh, that's why I forgot it existed.
"God, you look stupid."
"CUTE BIRDS!"
"...Why am I looking for the Japanese description of something?"
“Nyo-nyo indeed!
"Sorry tyrant-"
"Wait. Do you have mothers?"
[RC cars confirmed mothers.]
"...wedding~!"
“Terribly rude.
"STOP CANCELING ME!"
"Please make a soft sound again."
"Did you leave that boy shirtless?"
"How many rounds can these guys do with this?" »
“Apparently a hundred. I feel you mate.
"Well, I pressed that button a thousand times."
“At least say my name, little sister!
"I'm twice his size. How could I run away?
"No excuses?! You shocked me!"
"I can imagine him giving a fiery speech in Japanese about how he's going to save a turtle."
"How do you say 'I'll save your precious turtle!' in Japanese?"
"Hey Akira-san or whatever I'm talking about!"
[Long Bren Yapineese.]
Oh what the **** am I gonna go through? »
"WHEEEEEEEE- oh, that's a deal."
"Glad, that i could help! I made a contribution to science!
["contribution to science" = "exploded his invention and enjoyed it"]
"Press A and he makes a funny alien noise! Get your levitating disembodied Japanese Akira eyeballs today!”
"I feel like I've missed something."
"Okay, maybe it's not as bad as I thought."
"Aww, he's...seriously hurt..."
"I'm officially afraid of these aliens."
"My god, it's like Pogo touched the fire again."
"Has anyone noticed that the giant robot turtle is following me?"
"Ooh, angry Japanese Akira."
"****, he just hit a kid!
"Akira bonk. Bonkira."
"Music Note?! You just hit me!"
"What is a wall with eyes? ! Who comes? »
"He was an accountant?!
[I forgot that Akira has an opposite moment.]
"AKI PLAYS THE XYLOPHONE!"
"The future is now, thanks to turtles!"
"You better apologize for hitting me after you saved the day!"
"I WANTED TO GO AND SAVE THE CHILD! **** !
"Wait a minute, I have to steal the car!"
"Wait, is he...you know...old enough for this?"
[Motorcycling for minors.]
"Come on, punks!
"But I want to take the kid home!
"But-but I wanted to steal a rope!"
"Say 'sick' in Japanese."
"The Japanese Akira is TICK!"
"Murder PK".
"Hey guys, it's me!"
"Funny voice maaaaaaaaaan!
"...You let me in between?"
"Dogs vs. Angels".
"And the boom will begin."
"I'm almost as tall as this man. Teenagers grow up fast."
"Oh, kidding."
Aug 16, 2022
by
BM™
"Your Honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man" -Quote I saw
Aug 15, 2022
by
BM™
Hello, I am Chao220 from the website known as "Pokemon Database", specifically the "Pokebase" section of the site. I've been planning on moving elsewhere lately, my current home and occupation aren't just right for me. Because of this, I would like to know your opinion on the area you call "Iberian Peninsula." Is it a nice place? Are the locals friendly? What are the job opportunities in the region? Please respond ASAP.
Peace and Love,
Chao220
Aug 15, 2022
by
Chao220
What if, hypothetically, I happen to catch the next name change session and changed my name to "This Girl"? As a joke?
Aug 15, 2022
by
This Guy
zephyr
This child is as curious and playful as a kitten. He gets enthusiastic about the smallest things as long as they are new or interesting to him. He gets nervous and surprised easily. He is also very loyal to his friends and is happy to help them. He has a rather cheerful and cheerful personality but can be a bit childish at times. When you're worried about someone, you often act before you think.
[Ask Conrad, he knows.]
eve
This sweet girl has a very friendly personality. She sees all wildlings as friends unless one of them changes their mind. She can get very lonely if left alone for too long, so she loves to sleep next to someone, even if it's not a very close friend. [In case you're wondering, the wildlings in the group all sleep in the same place, and it's common for friends to sleep next to each other, both to share body heat and to be frantic. Plus it's calming. If something tries to kill you in your sleep in the middle of the night, you know you can trust your friend to stop it.] He often draws other wildlings into games even when he doesn't want to play. But in the end they are mostly in a good mood. Although a pleasure to be around, she often refuses to hunt because she dislikes killing animals.
[haha Mary Sue doesn't want to hunt but eats the food that hunters take and can lift anyone's spirits, smh my zephyr]
Lion
As the youngest member of the group, this little boy is determined to be as strong as his peers. He wants to train almost constantly and is known to sometimes push himself too hard. He doesn't think much before acting and believes he can fight anything. He is not good at sitting still and has been known to follow hunting parties and wild animals, which he enjoys. If he wants to do something, he will do it, and no one can change his mind. However, he can be very friendly at times and is very attached to his friends, whom he considers brothers.
[That dumb boy is honestly one of my favorites. The little one.]
Aug 15, 2022
by
BM™
you'll see
A very rebellious girl. She has trouble taking orders and prefers to be alone. She often hunts alone, which she knows to be dangerous. She's also very stubborn, so it's hard to get her to take you on the trip. She gets very angry if you follow her anywhere even if you save her life. He's known for holding grudges even when they're old.
[Needs some work, but I'm sure you understand.]
corrado
This guy has more scars than birthdays. He always wants to lead the offense or whatever, and his somewhat reckless behavior often results in injuries. However, he is not affected too much by the mentioned wounds and continues to fight, although he is bleeding and paralyzed on the ground. He enjoys the company of other Brutes but is of good character.
bows
A collector of anything that interests him, this guy is known for hoarding plants and meat even when others need it. While this doesn't mean anything bad, he doesn't like to give away what he finds to others because he thinks it's his and is completely surprised when someone gives him a gift. Because other Brutes are often annoyed by his hamster behavior, he is not very sociable. Although calm and peaceful most of the time, he can become quite aggressive when someone is messing around with his sweetheart and if he notices something is missing he will frantically ask if anyone has seen or taken it.
Aug 14, 2022
by
BM™
I noticed something about my neighbors.
So far one has said that he has sued us, another has threatened to do so. Or maybe it was the same. I can't keep up. Anyway, apparently, having my mom yelling at some kids to shut up is much, much worse than having kids screaming all day for literally no reason, as parents sit there and do absolutely nothing about it. . And for her to say that she is glad that no one died in a fire is much, much worse than one of those idiots who accidentally lights the fire with cursed fireworks. Because everyone knows we're just a bunch of troublemakers who love to annoy people.
But in the meantime, our neighbors play music through an open door (it also echoes a lot), make their children scream as if they are going to be killed, scold each other unpleasantly, slam doors, and generally act like idiots. . And we don't denounce them as assholes (yes, I know very grown up) all day.
Mmm interesting.
Aug 14, 2022
by
BM™
Now that the Brutes have a name, I'm going to tell you a boring story I made up about them one night.
Basically, Conrad and Zephyr are good friends and consider each other brothers. It's worth mentioning because it's pretty cute. Or maybe it's just me. However, Zephyr really admires Conrad, and Conrad appreciates having a "little brother" because he's on his own. Sure, all Brutes are technically lonely because their parents are dead, but their loneliness is more important because I say so. So everything is fine. But then Conrad got really sick of Archie's antics. He thinks Archie is a selfish kid because he hoards food and stuff (I mean he doesn't even eat it all and spoils some of it) and they argue. It's pretty funny to imagine Conrad knocking him to the ground all at once, but he keeps going. However, this is not the last battle they participate in. At one point, food is lost in Archie's stash and he panics when he sees Conrad with it. This time he is the first to get aggressive. But then there's a bigger fight later, in the public eye, when there's a lot of Brutes around. Conrad confronts Archie again and seems determined to attack him. Like I said, it has character. This really upsets Archie because Conrad is stronger than he looks, but he's holding his own. But before Conrad can pack a punch, Zephyr comes out of nowhere and attacks him. Poor Conrad is too dazed and confused to know how to react, so he watches and tries to get up as Zephyr tries to comfort Archie as if they were best friends. Then your little brother Zephyr spends all his time with his new friend Archie and no one with him. Archie is very happy that Zephyr "rescued" him and even shares some of his food. Zephyr is Archie's first friend, so he obviously opens the safe. So while Zephyr and Archie are doing well, not so much for Conrad. He is completely confused as to why Zephyr left him when they were so close. After all, he didn't do anything wrong. It's not like Zephyr was friends with Archie before and the boy let him in. As expected, Conrad is sad. Sorry Corrad.
Aug 14, 2022
by
BM™