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Wall for Gau (page 107)

The user with the Volcarona Grav below this post is an edgy simp snake man (no matter what he says because I'm always right).
Aug 3, 2022 by Gau
I- I meant the second part. about not being an edgy simp.
Aug 3, 2022 by Ditto
Why, thank you for finally acknowledging it.
Aug 3, 2022 by Ditto
That's because I'm not and you mentioned that everyone has it 100 times, not that I didn't need to be reminded.
Aug 3, 2022 by Ditto
Wierd how I don't remember going on about my "Ever so dark sense of humor" and I only mentioned that I didn't show it around someone.
Aug 2, 2022 by Ditto
Spooky Simp Man clutched the blade in his hand. He looked woefully at his love, B. Roo. The creature had bitten her on her arm, a nasty bite, and she too was becoming one of them.

"Please," she said softly, "You have to do this". Spooky Simp Man didn't respond. He was sobbing. Sobbing because these monsters took everything from him. His family, Bee Pen, Strawberry Shortcake, and now B. Roo. Shrew Cart stood beside him, no doubt as pained as he was. She had watched Bee Pen as he was dragged away by the monsters. She had tried to save him, to no avail.

"No," Simp Man sobbed, "I can't lose you too! I've lost so much to these monsters! There.. there's got to be some other way to save you"

B. Roo chuckled softly. "You and I both know there's nothing we can do. One bite is all it takes to become one of them". She looked at him with teary eyes, "I love you, Simp Man, but this is the end of my story. I can't let this be your end. Please, you have to kill me, before I turn"

Simp Man stood wordlessly. He knew he had to do it. He had promised her that if she were bitten, he would spare her the suffering. But why, why was he struggling to do this?

"I can't do this, B. Roo, I can't. I'm too weak". He threw the blade down and looked up at her.

"Simp Man, you are the strongest person I know. You have the power to do this, I know you can. I can die knowing that you're still alive, ad that's all I want"

"No, you don't understand! I can't do this. You're all I have left!"

B. Roo raised an eyebrow and motioned towards Shrew Cart, "You have her," she said, "Don't tell me you're willing to put her at risk"

Simp Man knew he couldn't risk Shrew Cart in danger. He sighed, knowing there was only one way to save Shrew Cart, the only other person left that he cared about. He picked up the blade and lifted it high above his head. B. Roo smiled and closed her eyes.

"I love you, B. Roo"

"I love you too, Simp Man. I guess I'll see you later"

With a flash, he swung the blade down onto B. Roo, and she was gone. He dropped to his knees and sobbed.
Aug 2, 2022 by BM™
I was referring to my dark sense of humor, but okay.
Aug 2, 2022 by Ditto
Well damn, that was random (and wrong, since I didn't show my darker personality around her).
Aug 2, 2022 by Ditto
it really is, they gave us alot of homeworks and projects, but we only have such little time to do it. it stressed me out alot. i guess im doing good, just tired. how about you?
Aug 2, 2022 by Chaos481
Pogus (insert Amogus drip song here)

Btw, it is an absolute CRIME that you wrote a story on ducks but didn't make me one of the characters. I will now curse you to have 4 ducks appear on your bed each morning. And **** on your bed. And then peck your nose and disappear.
Aug 2, 2022 by xPsydxck