Wall for Gau (page 111)

Add this to your wall "I'm Giru, Queen of the Chat Room. Bow down before me or be smited"

Why is the grammar so bad? Got any other funny errors?

Quotes from BM:

"How does one own so many floor lamps? Seriously, where'd you get all these?"

"These Home Depot fools can't stop me from eating the drywall"

"I appear to have awoken in France"

"I am doing gangnam style for Ukraine"

"Those blonde people, always foiling my plans"

"When the"

"What goes up must come down. Except for that guy. He's loooong gone"

"drinks cookie"

"I hate that hedgehog"

"You know, there's a reason that caution tape is around the building"

"Oh, looks like just two more orphanages left"

Of course

When you select all random answers on a bubble test:
"Adamant / Bashful / Bold / Careful / Hasty / Impish / Jolly / Lonely / Modest / Quiet / Quirky / Rash / Relaxed / Sassy / Timid"

Lame girl making lame insults be like:

Wrong, I don't care.

Am I supposed to care?

That's right, continue insulting yourself.

Yeah, you're lame.