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Well, what was I supposed to do? Do my homework? Haha right.
Oct 2, 2019
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An Asocial Moth
Oreo was once the chosen one of Poseidon god of water, the one who would bring peace to Olympus. Also he wore Jorts. Using his water powers, he built bridges of friendship, waves of hope, and a sea of safety. It was not until his archnemesis, Captain Cookie Monster Blackbeard II, sailed his sea to challenge him to death. When he found Oreo's island made of chips he announced: "CHIPS, AHOY!".
Oreo didn't want to disturb the peace he fought so long to create, so he tried to convince the captain to not duel with him. Cookie Monster refused. Using his power of space, he made the skies flake and novas combust. Oreo began to use his water powers to defend himself, pushing any projectile away into a giant blender. Because he might get hungry later of course. Angry, Cookie Monster used his magic spell: "Morph into Chips" Deluxe rank, and tried to turn Oreo into chips. Oreo avoided it, but did not see notice Ice Cream Cookie Spell.
And that is how Oreo turned into a cookie. Also turns out the flaking skies and nova-ing stars where actually lego, so when he tried to drink the smoothie it was actually lego. "At least it wasn't Mega Blocks" Oreo thought to himself.
Oct 2, 2019
by
An Asocial Moth
mhhhhhmmm
Oct 1, 2019
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CC ☽
remember when you used to edit everything, then declare yourself a superior figure for editing older people's work
Sep 30, 2019
by
CC ☽
but that’s not how it works
Sep 18, 2019
by
cranpper
please it’s my birthday please send me a gift please send me a happy birthday gift a happy birthday please
Sep 16, 2019
by
cranpper
Thanks for the info -- but I prefer we keep this stuff to our Discord. It's better when there aren't other people inserting their opinions into it.
Sep 15, 2019
by
Fizz
Why wasn’t I notified earlier!!!
Sep 13, 2019
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cranpper
aw cmon man I was hoping for expert status on pokemondb.net... maybe next year....
Sep 10, 2019
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cranpper
How is this a dupe?
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/meta/70063/pokebase-points-your-answer-will-checked-approved-shortly
Sep 10, 2019
by
superswablu
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