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Excellent! This conversation is back for more!
I was quite honestly hoping for an encore.
But sir, I have a grievance to air
For you see, it went more like that these men were merely capable of throwing jalapeno nachos from underneath a 1961 amphibious car at passing polka dotted quetzals outside of a Lowe's


Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Apr 10, 2017 by Felix⠀
"But PUs aren't as glamorous as you might think. Since collision detection only takes the land on the stage into account, PUs are completely invisible and they have no objects, enemies, items, or even platforms. So if your dream was to visit Randall in parallel universe, I'm sorry, but it's not gonna happen. This may make it seem like it's not worth it, but bear with me, it's gonna be okay."  
-MagicScrumpy
Mar 29, 2017 by Hellfire Taco
I don't like sand. It's coarse and tough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Mar 27, 2017 by Toucanadian
"The sand thing took it!" -My stepbrother
Mar 27, 2017 by Hellfire Taco
And now that you're grown, you eat five dozen eggs?
Mar 27, 2017 by Toucanadian
eXCELLENT
(Thanks!)
Mar 21, 2017 by Felix⠀
"I'm not very strong, really near-sighted, kind of shy, and I tend to be a little reckless." -Jeff
Mar 13, 2017 by Hellfire Taco

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