Wall for Hellfire Taco (page 9)

i extend my heartiest of congratulations to you for attaining the rank of editor

congratulations on getting editor

congrats on editor

5 year

You might be the most random person in the world

5 year

Maybe... maybe...

You see, when I was about six years old, I created a working time machine out of various toys and furniture.

are we gonna die in an oddly shaped flaming dish of Mexican cuisine

As a powerful and complex computer of near omniscience, I can report with total confidence, after a careful .3 seconds calculating a whole world of probability and statistics, that yes, we are all gonna die.