Wall for Hellfire Taco (page 83)

Astronautical
3 minutes ago Tapu Koko was all like "Bro you're the strongest in Alola huh well come show me what power you got ya lil' stink, I'm a freakin' demigod yo punk ass got nothin' on me" and then I ordered Fabulicious to rock on and his flowing golden locks shook the earth and Tapu Koko was like "Yo this 11 year old punk and his trio of dugs beat me, hot diggity dog I gotta fly oops I dropped my Tapunium"

I had a feeling you'd enjoy that.

//posts on your wall

And now that's one more life goal completed.

"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear." -Anonymous

"You go with him to Sakon's hideout, help him retrieve his stolen Sun's Mask, and then he finally reunites with his one true love, Anju... and then they get mooned, and not in the butt way. In a crushed by the literal moon with a face on it in a giant, fiery explosion of deathway. Oh yeah, and you also get the Couple's Mask. Yaaaaaaaaay!"
-PBG

"You snort basketballs." -My friend

I found a this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cnnmzsO-sw

"What kind of gween donkey is dat? Looks wyke fun! Me wanna riiide! MINE!! MINE!!"
-Baby Bowser

why not

remember that one time when you made a helicopter out of wood and then flew to my back garden in it?

"The Kirby Magic Eraser is useless, he really is just a dumb eraser." -Magic Scrumpy