14,000.
I can name 14.000 reasons I hate you:
1) You're phat
2) You're ugli
3) You're an ass
4) You don't update Dragonlair
5) You sak
6) You are dum
7) You stole my NU thoughts thing :(
8) You put a frown on my face everyday
9) You probably sound like a little girl
10) Your favorite Pokemon is Escavalier. It's cool, but it saks in OU. Like you! o3o
11) Your name is Josh and Josh is ew! (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_DR9-_QUx4&feature=kp)
12) You've got 1.5x my point value
13) You aren't even editor yet so you suck
14) You're you!