Wall for SiIver (page 141)

Did you like them lmao

To fall asleep, you must first pretend to be asleep

The person that proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things

The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

You can drink a drink but you can't food a food

Tobacco companies kill their best customers

Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you're sick, mechanics hope your car gives you trouble, but only a thief wishes you prosperity

When a gravedigger dies, they have to go to work one last time