Hello, welcome to yet another (terrible) UU team by yours truly. This is more "UU environment" team, composed fully of Hazards, Phazers, walls, dedicated sweepers, you know the rest (however, this nub lack a decent spinner). Anyways, on to the team.
The (Haxy) Team:
The Team: A rough outline
: All hail the queen of hax. Anyways, I was laddering around on Main one day with a semi-decent VoltTurn team, fought a Cresselia, and realized how underrated this flying duck thing is. She has a godly 120/120/130 Defensive spread (better base HP than Uxie), can take any form of hit, and has a somewhat reliable Healing move, if I'm not fighting a Hail team, that is. Go ask SlipperyDevil or Mewderator on how much they love this thing (just dont do it on chat, cause you won't understand them cause of the censor). She was originally gonna go core up with an Eviolite Piloswine, but i ended up realizing that Eviolite Piloswine kinda sucks. :/
: You know those pokemons that always surprise the hell out of you, because you expect it to carry a specific set, and it totally runs another set? (Kinda like Calm Mind Terrakion) Well, it's that kind of Roserade. First started off with Toxic Spikes > Spikes, but then realized that i rarely get up hazards. Not to mention the fact that Umbreon is everywhere, thus Cleric-ing all the things with Heal Bell. And don't get me started on the amount of Poison types around UU. So i still kept some hazards (Spikes), relentless of the fact that i never set them up, and this Roserade serves as my desperately needed Status Absorber, Toxic Spikes absorber, and a great Special Sweeper and switch-in killer, if i get the prediction right. This made me realize that Cresselia and Roserade synergyze pretty good, except weak to Chandelure. So this brings us to our next candidate, and a personal favorite on this team.
: Empoleon is possibly my most favorite pokemon in UU. Thing's got bulk, great typing, and of course, sweg. Didn't really want a AgiliSweeper, but i needed the coverage it added, so threw in a phazing move for the hell of it. This thing is just great, cause it makes an extremely sturdy core when paired with Cresselia & Roserade. Also great for spreading burns on the opposing team.
: Typical Mienshao, effectively takes out things that wall the core, such as Umbreon. You've seen it before, you know what it does.
: Previously Golurk, Rhyperior fulfills a better role at setting up rocks and cleaning up stuff when needed. Also, blessed with a great ability, it's pretty hard to take him down from the physical spectrum, thus allowing him to take anything that Cresselia or Empoleon cant. Also, running Protect > a 3rd coverage move, just for the fact to troll HJK pokes, and make them fall face-first, and lose a good 50% of their health. Also, capable of screwing over Froslass leads, which can be a pain at times.
: Scarfnub capable of killing many things before Entry Hazards and Recoil kill me off first. If nothing on your team outspeeds him, gg. Also, the closest thing i have to "counter" Chandelure.
Threats:
Scarfed Chandelure: This thing can just come in and wreck my team to pieces if it has spin support. Even worse if it has the help of Flygon, thus allowing for it to have something that can destroy Darmanitan.
Life Orb Victini (Physical Variant): This thing does damage to a great amount of my team, barring Rhyperior (unless it carries Grass Knot), and can just Safely spam V-Create and KO a great amount of my team after hazards damage.
Snorlax: Believe it or not, Snorlax can threaten the team greatly just with the fact that it's so damn bulky. My problems get worse if it's paired with a Chandelure, since Mienshao won't be able to do crap with HJK, and Darmanitan wouldn't be able to give it a good ol' Flare Blitz.
Replays:
With Rhyperior edit:
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-29210
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-28817 (Lol, and Ninja says hax is ok :P)
With original Golurk:
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/uu-40365781
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-28116
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-27954 (dont ask for the other replay >.>)
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-27726
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-26577
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-26537
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-26297
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/amethyst-uu-24656
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/uu-40017591
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/uu-39987027
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/uu-39761846
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/uu-39760777
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