Wall for BM™ (page 54)

"I hate it already!"

"Why is there a heart...?"

"Don't you people ever use spaces?!"

"Umm..."

"How old are ya, three?!"

"Oh god. They don't use periods either."

"Oh, my favorite Japanese name! Pointing finger, leafless tree, and a nose with a line on it!"

"I really hope I wasn't flirting with him."

"Try singing."

"Heheh. Ah-gah-da-nay-nah."

"You can say OK in Japanese?!"

"Oh no, Japanese bicycle thugs."

"Koi-ga-sa-na-na-na-what?!"

"Just curious, are you cursing in Japanese?"

"Okay, he is kinda cute."

"Not weird, not weird, not weird..."

"He sounds flustered."

"Eyeball boy."

"This is seriously trippy. You know, trippier than usual."

"Haha rekt!"

"I've been Japanning since before you were born."
[...Apparently Japanning is a word. I'm scared.]

"OH NO MY BABY!"

"I can see why your head hurts, talkin' like that all day."

"Wai-cone-da-DEEEEEE!"

"BREAK DOWN? Ahaha!"

"Press the button! In Japanese!"

"Okay, I'm thoroughly disturbed."

"Damn. I just got jumped."

"Heh HEHHH!"
[Japanese Akira's laugh is really somethin'.]

"Buncha punks."

"Excuse me as I enter the bar."

"I wish I had the translator thing you point at the screen."

"Oh, that's why I forgot it existed. It sucked."

"God you sound stupid."

"CUTE BIRDIE!"

"...Why am I looking for the Japanese description of something?"

"Nyo-nyo indeed!"

"Pardon me, thug-ass-"

"Wait. You have moms?"
[RC cars have moms confirmed.]

"...Ehehe~!"

"Awful rude."

"STOP CANCELLING ME!"

"Please make a cute sound again."

"You let this boy go around without a shirt?"

"How many rounds can these guys go at it?"

"A hundred, apparently. I feel ya, buddy."

"Welp, I mashed that button a thousand times."

"At least say my name, sis!"

"I'm like twice her size. How could she knock me back?"

"No apologies?! You barrelled into me!"

"I can imagine him making an inflamed Japanese speech about him going to save a turtle."

"How do you say 'I'll rescue your precious turtle!' in Japanese?"

"Hey, Akira-san or whatever the hell I'm talking about!"
[Larg bren Yapineese.]

"Oh, what hell am I gonna go through?"

"WHEEEEEEEE- oh, that worked."

"Glad I could help! Made a contribution to science!"
["contribution to science" = "blew up your invention and enjoyed it"]

"Press A, and he makes a funny foreigner sound! Get your Levitating Disembodied Japanese Akira Eyeballs today!"

"I have a feeling I screwed something up."

"All right, maybe it doesn't suck as much as I thought."

"Aww, he's... seriously injured..."

"I am officially terrified of these foreigners."

"God, it's like Pogo touching fire all over again."

"Did nobody notice the giant turtle robot following me?"

"Ooh, angry Japanese Akira."

"DAMN, she just slapped a kid!"

"Akira bonk. Bonkira."

"Musical note?! You just slapped me!"

"What- is that a wall with eyes?! That walks?!"

"Wait that was a counter?!"
[Me forgetting that Akira has a counter moment.]

"AKI PLAY THE XYLOPHONE!"

"The future is now, thanks to turtles!"

"She better apologize for slapping me after I save the day!"

"I WANTED TO TAKE A RIDE AND SAVE THE KID! DARN YOU!"

"Just a minute, gotta carjack!"

"Wait, is he... you know... old enough to be doing this?"
[Underage motorcycle driving.]

"Come on, ya punks!"

"But I wanna walk the kid home! I'M the one who did the freezy thing!"

"But- but I wanted to steal a string!"

"Say 'screw it' in Japanese."

"The Japanese Akira is TICK!"

"PKMurder."

"Hey boys, it's-a me!"

"Funny Voice Maaaaaaaaaaan!"

"...You're just letting me stroll in?"

"Dogs vs. Angels."

"And the bam shall commence."

"I'm just about as tall as this man. Teens grow fast."

"Oh, you're KIDDING."

"This monstrous sob took it all away. His family, Bee Pen, Classic Shortcake, and now B. Roo."

Damn. Google took away my strawberries.

Truly commonly heroic.

Beru Simp Man bonked the bonk in his head. He bonked simpily at his love, B. Roo. The creature had bonked her on her arm, a nasty bonk, and she too was bonking one of them.

"Please," she bonked softly, "You have to do this". Spooky Simp Man didn't respond. He was bonking. Bonking because these monsters took everything from him. His head, Bonk Pen, Headberry Bonkcake, and now B. Roo. Bonk Head stood beside him, no doubt as bonked as he was. She had bonked Bonk Pen as he was bonked away by the monsters. She had tried to bonk him, to no avail.

"No," Simp Man bonked, "I can't bonk you too! I've lost so much to these monsters! There.. there's got to be some other way to bonk you"

B. Roo bonked softly (again). "You and I both know there's nothing we can do. One bonk is all it takes to bonk one of them". She looked at him with a bonky head, "I love you, Simp Man, but this is the end of my bonk. I can't let this be your bonk. Please, you have to bonk me, before I headbonk"

Simp Man stood bonklessly. He knew he had to do it. He had promised her that if she were bonked, he would spare her the bonking. But why, why was he struggling to headbonk?

"I can't do this, B. Roo, I can't. I'm too headdy". He threw the bonk down and bonked up at her.

"Simp Man, you are the headbonkiest bonk I know. You have the bonk to do this, I know you can. I can bonk knowing that you're still bonking heads, ad that's all I want"

"No, you don't understand! I can't do this. You're all I have left to bonk!"

B. Roo raised a headbonk and bonked towards Bonk Head, "You have her," she said, "Don't tell me you're bonking to put her at bonk"

Simp Man knew he couldn't risk Bonk Head in headbonker. He bonked, knowing there was only one way to save Bonk Head, the only other person left that he bonked a lot. He picked up the head and lifted it high above his bonk. B. Roo smiled and bonked her eyes.

"I love you, B. Roo"

"I love you too, Simp Man. I guess I'll bonk you later"

With a flash, he swung the head down onto B. Roo, and she was bonked. He dropped to his head and headbonked.

The common newspaper man is not jeopardizing Shrew's car.

Sobby Sob Man sobbed the sob in his sob. He sobbed sobfully at his sob, B. Sob. The sob had sobbed her on her sob, a sobby sob, and she too was sobbing one of sobs.

"Please," she sobbed sobly, "You sob to sob this". Sobby Sob Man didn't not sob. He was sobbing. Sobbing because these sobs took sob from him. His sob, Sob Pen, Sobberry Sobcake, and now B. Sob. Sob Cart sobbed sob him, no sob as sobbed as he was. She had sobbed Sob Pen as he was sobbed away by the sobs. She had sobbed to sob him, to no sob.

"No," Sob Man sobbed, "I can't sob you too! I've sobbed so much to these sobs! There.. there's sob to be some other sob to sob you"

B. Sob sobbed sobly. "You and I both sob there's sobbing we can sob. One sob is all it sobs to sob one of them". She sobbed at him with sobby sobs, "I sob you, Sob Man, but sob is the sob of my sob. I can't let sob be your sob. Please, you sob to sob me, before I sob"

Sob Man sobbed soblessly. He sobbed he had to sob it. He had sobbed her that if she were sobbed, he would sob her the sobbing. But why, why was he sobbing to do sob?

"I can't sob this, B. Sob, I can't. I'm too sobby". He sobbed the sob down and sobbed up at her.

"Sob Man, you are the sobbest sob I sob. You have the sob to do sob, I sob you sob. I can sob sobbing that you're still sobbing, ad that's all I sob"

"No, you don't sob! I can't sob this. You're sob I have sob!"

B. Sob sobbed a sob and sobbed towards Sob Cart, "You sob her," she sobbed, "Don't sob me you're sobbing to sob her at sob"

Sob Man knew he couldn't sob Sob Cart in sob. He sobbed, sobbing there was only one sob to sob Sob Cart, the only other sob left that he sobbed about. He sobbed up the sob and sobbed it sob above his sob. B. Sob sobbed and sobbed her sobs.

"I sob you, B. Sob"

"I sob you sob, Sob Man. I guess I'll sob you sobber"

With a sob, he sobbed the sob down onto B. Sob, and she was sob. He sobbed to his knees and sobbed.

Archie: "oh em gee she's a bratteth and I'm a hoarder so wuvveth!!11!11!!1"
Leo: "?"

I am unaware of what the 'ify' means.

Archie x Vera

I'm giving up on you