En-Ne-Th: The Anime
Yo, listen up! This is a story about a blue boy who lives in a blue wor- oh wait wrong story. Anyway, one day Primal was swimming around in his ocean and laughing about the fact that humans had only explored 2% of it after coming back from praying to Bidoof at the giant underwater Bidoof shrine he'd built. It was a regular day, devoid of Enneth and Parlor Swipple. Until they descended into the ocean wearing giant baked bean cans with straws in their noses. "DLORPFH" they screamed. Primal, furious that lameheads had invaded his ocean again, used Thunder, which miraculously only harmed Enneth and Parlor Swipple because reasons. They were blasted out of the ocean, and Primal thought he could relax. Turns out he was wrong. "FUC U PRIMAL U FUCHED I HOPE U DIE AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK AND HIT BY A CAR AND DIE BECAUSE LUCARIO IS IN SMASH AND I DIDNT GET POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!1!!111!!!!11111!!!!1" a voice yelled despite being underwater. Primal turned around, ready to blast Josh Kool like he had the other lameheads, but he was hit over the head with a toy truck which knocked him unconscious for whatever reason. When he came to, he wasn't underwater anymore. He was in the lameheads' secret base which they'd recently stolen from themselves. He was also handcuffed despite not having hands and tied to a really scratchy chair. "Oh god." Just then, Parlor Swipple walked into the room, having a breakdancing spaz seizure and screeching something about 'shoving Enneth up her ear hotly'. She was holding a really old movie projector, which she put on a small table. But when it didn't project anything, she slammed her head into it, dumped baked beans on it, bit it, screamed about it hurting her feelings, and gave herself a magical tragical head injury. Primal tried to break free, but he couldn't. He tried to Origin Pulse Parlor Swipple to death, but she just sung her entire newest album without seeming injured at all. After Primal SCREE'd so loud that most glass would shatter, the movie projector finally turned on. The 'word' "En-Ne-Th" appeared on-screen as the background flashed in a multitude of seizure-inducing colors. A song began to play. For a moment, he thought it was the lameheads' 'rendition' of the Tiny Toons theme song, but it was something much worse: Obsessed by Adison Rae or whoever, sung by Parlor Swipple and Enneth. "DORP BABETH WEVE CAME SO FAR I KNOW BECAUSE WE DRIVE A CAR MADE OF PEE" "I LIT A CANDLE ON A DASHBORD DERP IM SO HOT" "YOU SAY YOURE OBSESSED WITH ME AND EET BAKED BEENSES BECAUSE ITS DERPING TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "DORP" "IM ALSO OBSEBBED WITH ME E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DERP" "OH EM GEE (DERP)" "AND THEN I HOTTETHLY DOOOOOOOOOOOORPEDEDEDED" It was actually hard to tell the difference between the original and the lamehead version. Luckily, it ended relatively quickly, and unluckily, the 'show' started. It was mostly just Enneth and Parlor Swipple eating baked beans with En-Ne-Th 'cards' just kinda... there. But then the main villain of the show was revealed all of a sudden: Josh Kool. Except him and his dupes were playing frocky whee heads because of the sheer amount of dupes, so his name had been changed to 'Piermill Coger'. Primal was beyond insulted. "FUC ALL THE LAMEHEADS IM WAY BETTER THEN U!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!1111!!111" 'Piermill' screamed. "OH ENNETH GEEEEEE DERP" Enneth and Parlor Swipple screamed before Enneth was randomly thrusted into a duel against 'Piermill'. After they sat around, tossing cards at each other and peeing their pants, 'Piermill' suddenly pulled out a can of spray-on hair dye with an Enneth eyeball drawn on it. "I HAVE THE FUCING MILLENNIUM DYE SO IM GONG 2 BAN FIZZ!!!!!111!!111!!11!one!!1!1" he said before using it to dye his hair neon pink instead of neon blue. "WAIT YOURE A POCKY WEAPON HAT DERP FIZZ IS YOUR HERO" Enneth told him. "FUC THAT!!!!11!1!!111" "OK DERP" Just when Primal was considering slamming his head into his chair, the ceiling was broken apart and none other than Gau appeared. The lameheads threw up on each other in horror as Gau was about to unleash Ultima. "NOOOOO! DON'T SAVE ME! I HATE YOU!" Primal yelled at him. He immediately stopped his attack, confused. Then he shrugged, yowled, and teleported away. Ten and two halves of an hour later (because I can math), Primal was still being forced to watch En-Ne-Th. He was currently on Season 27, and he could confirm that it was the same thing over and over with a different 'villain' each season. The villain of Season 27 was Enneth. He kept running around the screen so that he seemed to be in two places at once so he could pretend to be both the protagonist and the villain. Obviously it didn't work, and Primal felt like his brain was either shrinking or bleeding. But ten seasons later, it finally ended. Primal would've instantly fallen asleep if he wasn't so disturbed that he felt he'd never sleep again. "PEE KAY DID YOU LIKETH ARE DERPING ANYMAY" Enneth asked him. Suddenly, Primal started to struggle, and his fins broke out of the handcuffs. The rope also fell off. With a mighty SCREE, he Thundered the movie projector, the main source of his torment. It exploded. "OH DERP" Enneth and Parlor Swipple screamed. "FUC U FUCHED!!!11!!11!!!1!1!11three!!11!!1!" Josh Kool yelled and tossed a Gligurr alt at him. After the Gligurr bounced off of the enraged Primal, he slowly turned around. His eyes were bloodshot if it was possible for a Kyogre. He seemed to mumble something, and the lameheads couldn't figure out what it was because pretty much all they could hear was each other screaming. "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Primal roared suddenly, unleashing a giant tsunami and drowning everything in a five-mile radius.
The end (apparently).
Sep 6, 2022
by
Gau
"Generation II
Mud-Slap inflicts damage and has a 99.6% chance of lowering the target's accuracy stat by one stage."
Remember kids, if your Mud-Slap doesn't lower the opponent's accuracy in Gen 2, BFIEJNIENFOSNUYRNHBUBSPNFNSOHTGEJH(UFJOWEI%TIOM$(T*N&*FUNT84UN94HN%^Yy&7H8*b#r*bw*#nd*qnd#b*bf*b#uinnjsbf&b#&bnianinofnseubvcreys
Sep 5, 2022
by
Gau
You got Gladion and Danny Phantom right. As for the rest, no.
Gau is short, has green hair, and is thirteen years old. Adorable, yes, but I dunno about attractive.
Pogo is... Pogo. Shares some problems with Gau, except I dunno how old he is and he's a caveman.
Akira is kinda good-looking and pretty dang funny, but no.
Sep 2, 2022
by
Gau
