Wall for BM™ (page 59)

Nice grav! It seems you like Ultra Beasts. So which one is your favorite?

"God, you're loud."

"Hello, unimpressive female."

"I dunno what either of us said, but I don't think she liked it."

"Ooh, I'm soooo scared! What are ya gonna do, hit me over the head with a flower?"

"Piss off, young lady."

"Hey! Where's my squad?!"

"Well, that was sad. Nice work."

"Look, I didn't kill you."

"Was that a yes to being my disciple?"

"Oh wait, that's a name?!"

"'Hieee!'? That has to be the least intimidating noise I've ever heard."

"Drink tea with the bandana guy."

"OH DAMN! He did terrible his first time in the ring! Poor little scrap."

"I can't even begin to comprehend what that is."

"NOOOOO MY BOY!"

"You disappoint me on some deep emotional level."

"Aww, he's already picking up after me."

"Hello, sir... tiger."

"Come on, men! Do something other than shriek Japanese-ly!"

"Yeah. Do that. Hold that pose."

"Are we gonna fight or dance?"

"Salmon's Creying."
[Ah yes, my favorite kung fu technique.]

"Three steps?! THREE?! I could dance better than that!"

"Yuniqua."

"Shut up lady I hate your voice. And your guts."

"Does that mean you're impressed?"

"I like you more than I thought."

"He learned so much that he leveled up while dead."

"I'm proud of you, my son."

"...Okay. Cool!"

"As the ultimate test, you must butter bread."

"You've all done well. Except her."

(singing poorly) "I'll take you out, 'cause I can, and why not?"

"Wait. Is he not wearing any shoes?"

"I'm not as young as I used to be. Oh wait."



"I believe you!"
[I have no idea what Yun was shrieking when I said that.]

"Oh noes, a tiger. Such scary."

"A table and a bunch of dapper blond weirdos are gonna fight me?"

"DON'T POISON MY BOY!"

"I thought I wrecked that table..."

"You screamed so loud that, for a second, I thought everything went gray."

"I feel ya, brother."

"Kissesssssss- ahai!"

"Photogenic!" (takes screenshot)

"Honestly, you look a lot better without the hat and glasses."

"Lemme guess: he'll have a really sophisticated voice instead of a funny accent."

"Hm, yes. K-A-T-O. Katu."

"I miss Akira."

"...Yeah. That."

"Are you gonna keep blathering or take me on the tour?!"

"Spinny robot!"

"Hi, dingus!"

"Do I look like Kirk to you, sir?"

"Odd-Eyes Blond Girl."

"Sodaaa."

"Whatever you say, Katu."

"Beep."

"Have a mental breakdown on your own time."

"I am constantly reminded why I like you so much, lad."

"It's good to know you never change~"

"Aha!"

"FUNNY BOY HUG ME!"

"Pogo watchin' like what the."

"Aww, doesn't he look handsome in his big-boy... armor?"

"That's so cute that I could just- never mind."

"Hey, YOU try to make a club in Japanese!"

"I am getting very sad."

"Uwaogo."

"It's seizurin' time."

"But- but I wanna be a brat!"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FATHEAD!"

"Okay, sniff things and beat crap up. I can do that."

"How is Pogo not sad?"

"My favorite superpower is to make my feet very large and then return them to their regular size without any cellular damage. In Japanese."

"...So cute I could die..."
[I wish I remember what was happening when I said that.]

"Doh-kah-to-kah!"

"Pogo, pick how masculine you want your voice to be and stick with it!"

"Hey, funnyfeet!"

"That old fart's gonna be so proud of me."

"All this strength and they kept me locked up in that cave?"

"DO IT, BUDDY! DO IT! EAT HIS FOOD! YEAAAH!"

"YEAH! BEAT HER OVER THE HEAD!"

"What the hell? How do you have more Attack than me?"
["Ah, yeah, the saucy knife." -me shortly afterward]

"Take that, loser!"

"Pogo, uh... you gonna be okay in there?"

"Embrace the hat."

Oh sorry, I'm crazy!!!! All I need is salt!!!

If you put a glock in a sock, what kind of shoe is the sock in?

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm lake
Lemurs down this endless owls
With hemlock but my jealous beside me
We'll possible give in, we'll never Karen
Leaked Plastic is the ultimate meal
From the puzzles, the yearbook
The realism and icebox
They can never yelps, but they sure can halve
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm lake
Pranks
Leaked Plastic
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm mails
From the oxen and the ancient overtime
They come to idiot, but they'll never justice
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm lake
Pranks
Leaked Plastic
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm mails
Oh oh oh
Leaked Plastic
I'm lake
Pranks

Bee Pen

I want Goggle Trainslate.

You shall now translate the English lyrics of Go! Go! Steel Titan!. Personally, I prefer the version without lyrics, because it's longer and less annoying, but then you'd have nothing to translate, so... here you go.


In a long-forgotten place—Babylonia
The king was forged with fists of steel, and the heavens quaked
To defeat and destroy the evil that now comes
Furious and righteous, lead the way!
Hearts aflame with purpose true, call him to the fight
The king of kings, Steel Titan—we'll give him our all!

Another fun neighbor story: my mom was yelling at some of the neighbors, I forget exactly who or what about (likely about letting kids run around and scream all the time or such). The neighbor guy's response? That she should "smoke more crack".

I'm not sure why they think my mom smokes crack or why her smoking crack would help them stop being losers, but that's really something.

y is for your mom
o is for our mom
u is for ur mom
r is for r mom
  is for   mom
m is for mom
o is for om
m is for m
 6 days ago by ~WilloWisp~

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