Wall for BottomlessSea (page 114)

"Red spoke in Pokémon Masters because Flint is so obnoxious and dumb that even Red wanted to shut him up" -PrimalKyogre

Quote of the year. XDXDXD

Pika's 'Net Problem


Pika was busily typing on her computer. She was making an OC in WheePad to show off to her friends. Partway through, she saved the document, not wanting to lose her progress. Then she decided to re-open it and continue filling out every tiny little detail. But to her shock and dismay, it was no longer a WheePad document. It was an Nsoft Word document. There was a message that said "DERP! SORRY YOU CAN'T OPEN YOUR DOCUMENTS! SIGN IN AND STUFF!" She groaned and did just that. But when she did, nothing happened. "USE NSOFT 666 TO USE STUFF AND THINGS DERP!" said another message. She decided to check out the Nsoft 666 page. It allowed her to use more than Nsoft Word, but that was what she wanted. However, it cost about seventy dollars for one person for one month. Her jaw dropped. She might not've been the poorest person ever, but she was a cheapskate. She just wanted her document with her OC. She checked her document. There was a way to use it free, so she hastily clicked that. However, it would be an online document, and online was exactly what she didn't want. She didn't want random people poking around in her OC's page. "Frocking Nsoft..." she growled under her breath. She decided she'd copy it by hand to another WheePad document, as she couldn't copy and paste it, and just keep the computer on until the next day. But then an even better idea struck her: she'd get another word editor thing. So she searched for it online and got her hands on one, called SScree Prinumbra Editor. It seemed just as good as Nsoft Word and was free. So she clicked on her document, and it displayed a box that asked whether it should be shown on Nsoft Word or SScree Prinumbra Editor. She chose SScree, and the document loaded. It was all there, and she could edit it how she liked. She continued adding info to her OC, happy that things worked out so well. She had been able to outsmart Nsoft, and though Nsoft was dumb, Pika was usually dumber. Then she finished her work for the night and was about to turn it off. Suddenly, her door was busted down, and there, sitting in a HeadX truck, was N. "DORRRRRRRRRP! HOW DERPING DARE YOU YOU GIRAFFE-HEADED DERP FART!" N screamed and fell out of the HeadX truck's window. Pika tilted her head. "What did I do?" "WHAT DID YOU DERPING DO?! ARE YOU THAT DOOOMB DERP?! HOW DARE YOU USE SSCREE AND NOT NSOFT!" "Nsoft Word cost a lot of-" "HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU!" N screeched repeatedly and chucked Nibles at Pika. Pika dodged them and yeeted Fennekin her and Mudkip Primal at him before launching her OC, Ash's son, at mach speeds. They were direct hits, and N vomited up lameheadedness all over Pika's carpet for little reason. Pika ran for her computer and began to play The Police Man at a very loud volume. N screamed in pain because he wasn't able to stand non-Parlor Swipple music. Gladion and Hau broke through Pika's ceiling wearing police officer costumes and the three of them epically danced. N could take no more and collapsed. So they shoved him into a package, put him in the HeadX truck, and shipped him off to Sinnoh. And Pika is using SScree Prinumbra Editor instead of Nsoft Word to this day.


The end.

The Melody - Part 4: Strike Back


An alarm went off in the base. N screamed "DERP!" and fell over. They turned on a view screen to see New Hope speeding toward them. It was covered in metal and Primal was at a console. "WHAT THE DORP?!" "THE FROCKY WHEE HEADS ARE ALIVE?!" They recieved a hail. "You can still retreat. If you don't, we'll just destroy your base with you inside." "SHUT UP JUNIOR JUNIOR YOU FROCK-FACED PLOOF!" Parlor Swipple screeched. She pressed a button, firing a derp laser at New Hope. A field was thrown up around it, and the derp laser was reflected back at the base. It blew a hole directly in the eye of the derpy N that was painted on. "OH DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!" N screamed because his 'masterpiece' was damaged. A cannon appeared on New Hope and fired a scree beam, causing the base to become two halves. The bottom half was drawn into New Hope with a tractor beam. It became charged with energy and was fired out at the top half, which was the half N and Parlor Swipple were in. It began to fall apart and the two lameheads clung to each other. "DERP-ERP-ERRRRRP...! N, IF WE GET OUTTA THIS ALIVE, I PROMISE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU EVERY DAY!" "DERP! AND I PROMISE TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A HEADX TRUCK I STOLE EVERY DAY AND READ YOU THE NIBLE...!" It exploded and the lameheads were hurled through space before blasting off again. All over Earth, people who hadn't been lameheads before snapped out of their lameheadedness. They looked around, confused, and then cheered because the nightmare was over. The frocky whee heads soon returned to Earth. They were met with applause and cheers. Goldeye reunited with his brothers, who were incredibly proud of him. Drayin was especially happy, as Goldeye had been his role model. Pika, Gladion, and Junior were reunited with June and the rest of them. Primal and Hau didn't have much of anyone to reunite with. That night, there was a giant party. Pika and Gladion danced to Hamtaro music all night long while Junior showed off his video gaming skill. All the girls fangirled over a very terrified Primal. Hau ate Pecha punch-infused malasadas. Everyone was feeling overjoyed, though some were worried that Parlor Swipple and her lameheads would strike again. Junior, who was very confident, said that if that happened, she would be stopped. The rest of the night involved people deleting all the Parlor Swipple songs they had downloaded to their phones and computers when they had been lameheads and thanking the frocky whee head army for saving the world. Eventually, it was time to stop the party and get some sleep. But before the people went home, Goldeye and his brothers told everyone the story of what had happened, how they had stopped Parlor Swipple, which would forever be remembered as a heroic effort in the face of incredible odds.

The end.

The Melody - Part 3: New Hope


With Primal and the frocky whee heads gone, Parlor Swipple and N played their melody. All the people on Earth became lameheads who listened to Parlor Swipple music 24/7 and ate lamehead happy meals. It was a horrid sight. Even the Eon members became lameheads. Parlor Swipple was perfectly happy in her space base with N, whom she composed songs with and broke up with on a regular basis. The frocky whee heads were dead, gone forever. That's what they thought. They were wrong. Somehow, the frocky whee head army had been drawn by a planet's gravity and veered away from Earth. It was a tiny, grassy planet. There wasn't much on it. It was warm and peaceful and lush with food. And just then did Primal regain consciousness. He looked around and noticed his frocky whee head army regaining consciousness as well, all of them perfectly all right. At first he thought he was on Earth and that he had somehow crashed down on it and ended up alive. But then he saw Earth and realized that, no, he wasn't on it. The group was confused. "Where are we?" Pika asked. "Not on Earth. This looks like a... a small planet." Goldeye muttered in reply. Junior nearly had a heart attack when he turned back and saw Parlor Swipple and N's base hovering very far away from them. They hadn't noticed that the frocky whee heads were alive. Junior was appalled by what he saw. It was painted red with a derpy painting of N and Parlor Swipple kissing on it and a bunch of misshapen hearts that all said 'DERP'. "OK, freak show's over." Gladion said, as he had been looking at it as well. They turned to Primal. "We need to stop them so they don't turn everyone into lameheads!" he said. "That may be difficult. I tried to contact Greenfur via telepathy, which I can pick up on. He said "OMG DORP I GOT A BEE IN MY TAIL JAM HEAD YUM YUM" and proceeded to sing Still All His Fault." Goldeye said. "Well frick. Now my eight siblings are lameheads." Junior muttered, throwing his arms up in the air. "June already was a bit of a lamehead." Primal told him. "OK, seven of my siblings became lameheads. Whatever." "Let's see... we'll have to build a spaceship. Goldeye can fly, but he can't just breathe in space." Primal began. "But how will we build a spaceship? We don't have building material." Junior replied. "Well... don't worry. We'll figure something out. And we'll get those lameheads someday!" So they got to work, seeing if there was anything able to use for spaceship material. They searched the planet from north to south pole. There was a bit of metal underground, but not enough to make a spaceship. And then they'd need all the other things. But Primal got an idea, and he told the group about it. They immediately understood and knew they could do it. Partway through their work, Pika asked "What should we name this planet?" They shrugged in reply. But they were thinking. After a few minutes, Junior replied "New Hope is what we should call it. Because this planet is our new hope, and it will bring hope to many if our plan works." They agreed on it. The planet would be named New Hope. Days passed. It took a long time, but they were ready. "Ready, everyone?" "Ready!" "All right... then let's... go!"

To be continued...

The Melody - Part 2: The Attack


Primal only had five frocky whee heads with him now, as he had also got Hau to tag along, but he knew it was enough. Everyone but Goldeye was standing there in front of him, and Gladion had gotten dressed. "OK, let's go over our plan. Once we find Parlor Swipple's base, which Goldeye is searching for, we'll sneak inside. If we're spotted, we'll merely fight our way through. Then, when we reach Parlor Swipple, we'll beat her and her N-headed minions up and make sure she doesn't mind control us. Then we'll destroy her base and all will be all right for a while. Any questions?" Everyone shook their heads in reply. "Primal!" Goldeye called, flying down. "The base... it's in space!" he cried. "In space?! How did those dummies find out how to build a base in space?!" "I don't know, but they have..." There was only one thing to do: take Goldeye's spaceship, the Eon. It was a family ship filled with Shiny winged Eeveelutions, all Goldeye's brothers. Shiningheart the Vaporeon, Cometstreak the Jolteon, Blazingshock the Flareon, Greenfur the Espeon, Shiversoul the Glaceon, Killingblade the Leafeon, Sheltermind the Sylveon, and a young Eevee who didn't have an official name but went by Drayin Bounce. They flew to Parlor Swipple's space base. It was large and heavily armored. But the door was wide open and a bunch of dumb N clones kept falling out into space. Primal and his frocky whee head army were teleported aboard with weapons. They were immediately noticed by N clones and a few Parlor Swipple clones, who screamed "STOP! DERP!" and tried to attack them. But Pika incinerated them with an anti-lamehead flamethrower. They continued on, knowing that sneaking wasn't an option anymore. They powered through clone after clone. Eventually, Primal, Goldeye, Pika, Gladion, Junior, and Hau reached a large door. When Primal touched it, it opened, revealing a big room that had Parlor Swipple and N in it. It was filled with Parlor Swipple posters, one of them being Parlor Swipple smashing her head into a TV screen and scratching her back with a toothbrush as snot spilled out of her shirt collar. "DERP HA HA! SO YOU FORK HEADS DID COMEY COME! DORRRRRRRP DORP DORP DERP!" Parlor Swipple laughed. "On a high scale of one to ten, with ten being high as heck and one being not high in the slightest, she's breaching the ten barrier." Junior said. "HEY DON'T INSULT MY GIRLFRIEND SHE SINGS EPICALLY LIKE 'OH NO I HAVE A FARTY BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN AND I BROKE UP WITH A BOYFRIEND TWO SECONDS BEFORE I SUNG THIS DERP SOOOOOOOOOONG'!" N screeched. "Look, I don't have time for this. You guys get outta this dumb base and dismantle whatever machine you're gonna use to mind control us." Primal said. "DEORP NO!" Suddenly, N and Parlor Swipple clones appeared and began to swarm them. The frocky whee heads beat them up, but more and more kept coming. The N and Parlor Swipple clones knew Grudge, and Primal and Goldeye ran out of PP. Pika's flamethrower ran out of power. Hau ran out of malasadas. Gladion and Junior's guns ran out of bullets. The clones were pathetically weak, but they were running out of ways to fight, so the clones were overpowering them. They dragged the frocky whee heads over to the door and, in after a very tense moment, tossed them out the door. Parlor Swipple laughed as they fell through space.

To be continued...

CHEATER. THAT'S A ALWAYS SHINY AHHHHHHHHHHH CHEATER.

The Melody - Part 1: Primal's Efforts


Primal yawned. He was taking his vacation in the land of Noisrevnieercsdaeheehw, and all was well. Suddenly, a winged Shiny Umbreon flew down from the sky with a peice of paper in his mouth, looking panicked. "Goldeye? What's the matter?" Primal asked. He knew this Umbreon. He was a dweller of Noisrevnieercsdaeheehw and usually patrolled the areas by flying around with his large wings. He was also a good friend of Junior's. Goldeye gave the paper to Primal and he read it out loud. "HA HA DERP! I AM PARLOR SWIPPLE AND I AM BACK AGAIN DORP! I'M GONNA MIND CONTROL ALL THE FROCKY WHEE HEADS WITH MY EPICAL MIND-NUMBING MELODY AND I'LL PUT MASKS ON YOU AND YEET YOU INTO N HEAD PITS! BE READY BECAUSE I'M EATING MY ROTTEN APPLE-FLAVORED DERP BISCUIT HAIR!" Primal made a mental remark about all of her songs being mind-numbing but decided that there were more pressing things to deal with. If Parlor Swipple really was planning an attack, he needed to gather all the frocky whee heads. He got up from his chair. "What will we do?" Goldeye asked. "Simple, we'll get a frocky whee head army. Come on, we need you in too!" Goldeye agreed and said he'd fly Primal wherever he wanted to go. Within minutes, they were in the air, with Primal in a large basket being flown by Goldeye. They flew to Pika's house and went inside. Pika was mashing buttons on a keyboard with her nose and spilling grape juice all over her head while nibbling on a very buttery waffle. "Uh, Pika?" Upon realizing someone was there, her head shot up and she looked at Primal, her hair turning purplish due to the grape juice and the half-eaten waffle still in her mouth. "Parlor Swipple has some sort of melody and she's going to mind control us while putting masks on us and yeeting us into N head pits unless we stop her." A look of surprise spread across Pika's face and she hastily devoured the rest of the waffle. "What are we waiting for, then?! Let's go!" she cried and ran into the basket. Goldeye then flew them to Gladion's house. When his door was nearly knocked off its hinges by Primal, he dashed into the living room. Unfortunately, he had just woken up and hadn't gotten dressed, so he was only wearing boxer shorts. Pika nearly died laughing. "Gladion, Parlor Swipple's gonna mind control us with a melody unless we stop her! And she'll put masks on us!" When he heard this, he couldn't care less about putting on more clothing and joined Pika in the basket. He didn't even care that she was pointing and laughing at them. Then they flew to Junior's house. Goldeye decided to inform him this time. He was lying on a couch, unconscious. Goldeye shook him awake. "Hweh teh...? Dahhhhh...?" he muttered groggily. "What happened to you?" Goldeye asked. He blinked for a second. "Some blond girls tried to force me to drink champagne and kiss them last night..." "You got drunk?" "No, I cut one of their eyes out with broken glass from the cup... sent 'em running..." "Uh, OK. Anyway, Parlor Swipple's gonna mind control all the frocky whee heads unless we stop her." His eyes widened and he went into the basket, not even questioning why his dad was nearly naked.

Wow. XDXDXD

Lmao.

Shiny gyarados from Lake of Rage is cheating >:(