Wall for BottomlessSea (page 115)

Wut happened with u and AG?

I wanted to join the Umbreon>Absol club but no response :( OK fine.

Wow

X And The Talking Latte

It was a regular day for X. He went to the Derpy N coffee shop and bought himself a chocolate latte. But when he was about to drink it, he heard a voice. "Please don't!" He looked around and shrugged, thinking that he had imagined it. He was about to take a sip when he heard the voice again. "Don't drink me, please!" That's when he realized that it was coming from the latte. "You talk? I thought you were just a drink... but OK, I won't drink you." "Oh, thank you so much! My name is Coco." "I'm X." If lattes had mouths, they would've been smiling at each other. X spent many days with Coco the latte. They went to the park, chatted, played video games, and all-around enjoyed themselves. After a year, X knew it was time. "Coco, I want to tell you something..." "What is it?" "I love you." Coco was in shock. "I... I love you too!" They would've kissed, but X didn't want to accidently ingest Coco. They became official boyfriend and girlfriend, always saying sweet things  to each other. Of course, this made frocky whee heads like Pika become grossed out and think it was dumb. "Says the girl who has a flipping husband." X snarked. "Yeah well he isn't a latte who tries to give me whipped cream kisses." "True. But I love Coco." "Who exactly said you didn't?" They continued this argument as Coco napped. X eventually got mad and stood up. But one of his webbed feet hit Coco's cup, making her spill out everywhere. She let out a cry of pain and then fell silent. "COCO NO!" X screamed. He tried to put her back into the cup, but it was too late. She had been partially absorbed by the grass. X screamed into the heavens and burst into tears at his loss. Pika snickered because it looked hilarious. "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU... UGH! YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'VE LOST THE ONE I LOVE?!" "I lost the one I love too. In a dream when I was sleeping in the bathtub. Poor Junior was so weirded out because I mistook him for Gladion." "OH FOR THE LOVE OF- FRICK! FRICK YOU! FRICK ALL OF YOU!" X screamed and ran away. He ran, ran, ran, until he reached Derpy N. "HI X DERP WANT ANOTHER CHOCOLATE LATTE?" "Yes..." He got the latte and guzzled it down. Suddenly, he turned a thousand times his regular size. Fueled by rage, he began to storm through the city. He destroyed buildings and houses and everything as he became Xzilla. He even destroyed Derpy N. But then he felt a sharp pain in his toe and saw Pika nibbling it off. He screamed and tried to shake her off, but it was too late. She had ate his toe and crawled inside of his foot where she set up a snazzy resort. That is where her family lived and Primal hung out in it as well. They even held brand practice. And X's fingers were too big to reach in and get them out of his foot, so they forever lived in peace.

The end.

It's OK. :3

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldexag-1242700083-bfxlc9qr5zaim31cg84k5j8nxjt0r6zpw
I beat him. Sadly I beat him in My main acc (in which i didn't wanted) because I wanted to ladder in AGCL2 Swastik but whatever a win is a win.

Now try to beat me ;) Unfortunately I won't be anymore available after GMT 5:30+ 3 PM, so we can't battle.

The N Religion

It was a regular day. Primal and Pika were walking around happily. But they noticed something different. It looked like a church. They didn't go to church, but something made them curious: statues of N on a cross with a derpy face. "Oh great." Primal muttered. They decided to go inside and saw N preaching Peta Isis nonsense to everyone. In the church were N fangirls, random lameheads, and X in his HeadX delivery truck. "AND JESN SAID 'OH I MUST EPICAL DERRRRRP PARLORY SWIPPLES FOR THREE SAYS I MEAN DAYS AND HATE ON FROCKY WHEE HEADS FOR THREE DAYS THREE DAYS THREE DAYS'!" N screamed derpily. "AH YES!" X cried. His pet Roserecks yeeted itself into a glass window in joy. Primal and Pika stared in a 'what even' manner. But then N noticed them. "HI FROCKY HEADHEADS JOIN THE N RELIGION SO I CAN YEET YOUR SPIRITS INTO THE HOLY CAN OPENER!" "I'll pass." Primal said. Him and Pika began to leave, but then X drove his HeadX truck into a position where it was blocking the door. "DEPR DERRPP DEPR DERP HA YOU SHALL JOIN THE N RELIGION! NOW TIME FOR BOOK ONE: DERPY BEGINNINGS! IN THE BEGINNING JESN WENT 'I SHALL DERP EXISTENCE INTO EXISTING EXISTENCE'! AND SUDDENLY THINGS INDEED EXISTED AND DID EXIST! HE CREATED THE DERPY WORLD AND COMBINED HIS POWER WITH PARLOR SWIPPLE'S EPICAL CREATION ABILITIES! AND WITH A DERP THAT SHALL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS THE DERPIEST DERP IN ALL DERP HISTORY THE EARTH WENT 'DORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP' AND APPEARED EPICALLY! AND BOOK TWO-" "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" came Pika's screech, cutting N off. It nearly deafened Primal, but he preferred it over the second book of the Nible. Upon hearing Pika's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Gladion broke the door in with an anti-lamehead battering ram and knocked X's HeadX truck into space, leaving him to stare in shock and clutch his pet Roserecks. Gladion had brought Hau and they began to sing music, deafening the N religion lameheads. Primal and Pika joined in. "Ahhh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah..." Pika hummed, causing the Nible to melt. Their song became so loud that the N church collapsed, magically leaving them unharmed. "OH DERP!" N screamed before eating himself out of existence.

The end.

Yeah but I wanted to be here and you had to wait. ;-;

I'm so sorry, the computer stopped working for some reason and we had to buy a new one. The internet's workin' today.