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The Melody - Part 1: Primal's Efforts


Primal yawned. He was taking his vacation in the land of Noisrevnieercsdaeheehw, and all was well. Suddenly, a winged Shiny Umbreon flew down from the sky with a peice of paper in his mouth, looking panicked. "Goldeye? What's the matter?" Primal asked. He knew this Umbreon. He was a dweller of Noisrevnieercsdaeheehw and usually patrolled the areas by flying around with his large wings. He was also a good friend of Junior's. Goldeye gave the paper to Primal and he read it out loud. "HA HA DERP! I AM PARLOR SWIPPLE AND I AM BACK AGAIN DORP! I'M GONNA MIND CONTROL ALL THE FROCKY WHEE HEADS WITH MY EPICAL MIND-NUMBING MELODY AND I'LL PUT MASKS ON YOU AND YEET YOU INTO N HEAD PITS! BE READY BECAUSE I'M EATING MY ROTTEN APPLE-FLAVORED DERP BISCUIT HAIR!" Primal made a mental remark about all of her songs being mind-numbing but decided that there were more pressing things to deal with. If Parlor Swipple really was planning an attack, he needed to gather all the frocky whee heads. He got up from his chair. "What will we do?" Goldeye asked. "Simple, we'll get a frocky whee head army. Come on, we need you in too!" Goldeye agreed and said he'd fly Primal wherever he wanted to go. Within minutes, they were in the air, with Primal in a large basket being flown by Goldeye. They flew to Pika's house and went inside. Pika was mashing buttons on a keyboard with her nose and spilling grape juice all over her head while nibbling on a very buttery waffle. "Uh, Pika?" Upon realizing someone was there, her head shot up and she looked at Primal, her hair turning purplish due to the grape juice and the half-eaten waffle still in her mouth. "Parlor Swipple has some sort of melody and she's going to mind control us while putting masks on us and yeeting us into N head pits unless we stop her." A look of surprise spread across Pika's face and she hastily devoured the rest of the waffle. "What are we waiting for, then?! Let's go!" she cried and ran into the basket. Goldeye then flew them to Gladion's house. When his door was nearly knocked off its hinges by Primal, he dashed into the living room. Unfortunately, he had just woken up and hadn't gotten dressed, so he was only wearing boxer shorts. Pika nearly died laughing. "Gladion, Parlor Swipple's gonna mind control us with a melody unless we stop her! And she'll put masks on us!" When he heard this, he couldn't care less about putting on more clothing and joined Pika in the basket. He didn't even care that she was pointing and laughing at them. Then they flew to Junior's house. Goldeye decided to inform him this time. He was lying on a couch, unconscious. Goldeye shook him awake. "Hweh teh...? Dahhhhh...?" he muttered groggily. "What happened to you?" Goldeye asked. He blinked for a second. "Some blond girls tried to force me to drink champagne and kiss them last night..." "You got drunk?" "No, I cut one of their eyes out with broken glass from the cup... sent 'em running..." "Uh, OK. Anyway, Parlor Swipple's gonna mind control all the frocky whee heads unless we stop her." His eyes widened and he went into the basket, not even questioning why his dad was nearly naked.

Wow. XDXDXD

Lmao.

Shiny gyarados from Lake of Rage is cheating >:(

Wut happened with u and AG?

I wanted to join the Umbreon>Absol club but no response :( OK fine.

Wow

X And The Talking Latte

It was a regular day for X. He went to the Derpy N coffee shop and bought himself a chocolate latte. But when he was about to drink it, he heard a voice. "Please don't!" He looked around and shrugged, thinking that he had imagined it. He was about to take a sip when he heard the voice again. "Don't drink me, please!" That's when he realized that it was coming from the latte. "You talk? I thought you were just a drink... but OK, I won't drink you." "Oh, thank you so much! My name is Coco." "I'm X." If lattes had mouths, they would've been smiling at each other. X spent many days with Coco the latte. They went to the park, chatted, played video games, and all-around enjoyed themselves. After a year, X knew it was time. "Coco, I want to tell you something..." "What is it?" "I love you." Coco was in shock. "I... I love you too!" They would've kissed, but X didn't want to accidently ingest Coco. They became official boyfriend and girlfriend, always saying sweet things  to each other. Of course, this made frocky whee heads like Pika become grossed out and think it was dumb. "Says the girl who has a flipping husband." X snarked. "Yeah well he isn't a latte who tries to give me whipped cream kisses." "True. But I love Coco." "Who exactly said you didn't?" They continued this argument as Coco napped. X eventually got mad and stood up. But one of his webbed feet hit Coco's cup, making her spill out everywhere. She let out a cry of pain and then fell silent. "COCO NO!" X screamed. He tried to put her back into the cup, but it was too late. She had been partially absorbed by the grass. X screamed into the heavens and burst into tears at his loss. Pika snickered because it looked hilarious. "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU... UGH! YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'VE LOST THE ONE I LOVE?!" "I lost the one I love too. In a dream when I was sleeping in the bathtub. Poor Junior was so weirded out because I mistook him for Gladion." "OH FOR THE LOVE OF- FRICK! FRICK YOU! FRICK ALL OF YOU!" X screamed and ran away. He ran, ran, ran, until he reached Derpy N. "HI X DERP WANT ANOTHER CHOCOLATE LATTE?" "Yes..." He got the latte and guzzled it down. Suddenly, he turned a thousand times his regular size. Fueled by rage, he began to storm through the city. He destroyed buildings and houses and everything as he became Xzilla. He even destroyed Derpy N. But then he felt a sharp pain in his toe and saw Pika nibbling it off. He screamed and tried to shake her off, but it was too late. She had ate his toe and crawled inside of his foot where she set up a snazzy resort. That is where her family lived and Primal hung out in it as well. They even held brand practice. And X's fingers were too big to reach in and get them out of his foot, so they forever lived in peace.

The end.

It's OK. :3

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldexag-1242700083-bfxlc9qr5zaim31cg84k5j8nxjt0r6zpw
I beat him. Sadly I beat him in My main acc (in which i didn't wanted) because I wanted to ladder in AGCL2 Swastik but whatever a win is a win.