Wall for BottomlessSea (page 116)

The Frocky Whee Head Factory

It was a regular day when Pika and Primal noticed a building that hadn't been there ten minutes ago. There was a sign that said "DERP NOW HIRING" on it in the window. They decided to go inside, and the first room had N in it. He was wearing a fake pink beard and purple glasses. "HI DERP WANNA GET A JOB HERE AT MY FROCKY WHEE HEAD FACTORY?" he asked, handing them sheets of paper. "But it says 'forky whee head factory' on the paper." Primal said. "THAT'S A TYPO! WANNA JOIN? JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED DERP LINE!" The 'dotted derp line' was a bunch of very tiny derpy N heads. "Uh no thank you." Primal said. N looked outraged and grabbed a phone. "N TO ACE TRAINER X WE HAVE A PROBLEM THESE TWO FROCKY WHEE HEADS WON'T JOIN THE JOB!" he screamed. In seconds, a Greninja with blue hair and an Ace Trainer outfit appeared. "JOIN THE JOB RIGHT NOW!" he yelled. Pika stuck her tongue out, enraging X. So he yeeted Knuckles the Echidna, who was singing terrible rap music, at her. But just before he hit, Hauhead appeared and ate him, causing his head to shove itself into his neck. Therefore, his head was stuck inside of his neck, causing him to become Neckhead Hauhead. Neckhead Hauhead then waddled around for a while before disappearing into the nightmarish N dimension. Then Pika screamed "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH", which broke X's grandma's hip from five miles away. It was so loud that a piece of X's ear flew off before performing the Olympics in midair and reattaching itself to the rest of X's ear. X fled. The frocky whee heads were about to leave, but the door slammed hard and they were trapped. "DERP HOW DARE YOU! JOIN MY JOOOOOOOOOOOB WHERE WE WILL SING PARLOR SWIPPLE SONGS IN THE LOVING LEMONADE BASEMENT!" "NEVER!" Primal screamed before Water Spouting N through the sky. The Water Spout destroyed the building, so they left. But then, N approached them. He was covered in baked bean pot stickers which were slowly eating his hair. "THAT. IS. DERP. IT." he growled. He held up a phone which suddenly turned their reality into an RPG battle. Pika had 260 HP and 68 MP, Primal had 250 HP and 82 MP. N was the boss. First, it was Primal's turn. He used his magic attack, Battle Scree, which cost 14 MP. A loud "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE" dealt 397 damage to N. Then Pika used Mac And Cheese Explosion, which cost 24 MP. Mac and cheese surrounded N, dousing him in cheese sauce before exploding. The explosive pasta and cheese sauce dealt 633 damage to N. Now it was N's turn. He used Parlor Swipple Derp, causing him to annoyingly sing This Love, dealing 98 damage to Primal and 145 to Pika. Primal used Scree again, this time dealing 291 damage to N. N began to shimmer before disappearing. "Primal's party was victorious!" it said. But then the ground shook. Out of the ground crawled a massive N. He had red eyes and his skin had gone lavender. The sky went red, casting red light all over the ground. It was time for the true final boss. N had become Angry Nface. They'd have to use their best moves to defeat it. Since it was Pika's turn, she used a Booster Potion on Primal, increasing his stats. Angry Nface used Lamehead Summon. Suddenly, behind Angry Nface came hundreds upon hundreds of lameheads from every video game and book series. They all used random attacks that chipped away at Primal and Pika's HP until both were down to 1 HP. It was time for them to use their epic moves. Primal used Epic Primal Wheescree Anti-Lamehead Wave, causing a wave of anti-lameheadedness to strike Angry Nface, causing insane damage. Pika then used her special move, World's Whee-est Gladion Fangirl, swamping Angry Nface with Gladions. They used all their MP, but it didn't matter, as Angry Nface was defeated. Their reality turned back into reality and N ran home crying. Primal and Pika were so pleased that they sung BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Thriller forevermore.

The end.

1. Really? Which one is banned (is it pringles i bet it is)? I’ll fix it,  just need to confirm...
2. What the heck

Eh, good point though. Quite a few people in the club are inactive, and 2 people (~megaltaria~ and Pringles) are banned. Of all the members though, me, steph, Blaziken, BulbaBruh, Aurora, Dell, KyogrePulse, and Dr Dude (can't really say) are active. That makes 7/8 people

Only 4 members in your Umbreon Club? HA

Oh, I figured it was something simple like that.

When you make movesets why do you always use the shiny sprites?

you never know. most mods started out as cringey users and later got editor 2 or 3 years later. you'll probably get editor in what, 1 1/2 or 2 years?

the time will come

sooner or later

"6000 points and editor now"

"3000 points"
-Primal's wall