Wall for BottomlessSea (page 16)

I was wall stalking myself when I found this:

"Once upon a time, Primal was awoken to a noise.  He didn’t know what it was, but he already hated it. He swam to the surface to see Groudon, who was screaming and crying like a baby that needs it’s diaper changed. “Shut up and go marsh Lusamine.” Primal said. “PRIMAL I DROPPED A BAKED BEAN REEEEEEEE I SO SAD REEEE DORP MINE BAKEDETH BEAN” Groudon replied. “Groudon. It’s 2:00 AM. You’ve dropped enough baked beans to build a stage for your idiot friend Parlor Swipple to play at, as well as make a replica of 555 mental insanity drive. And you whine to me every time you drop one. I’ll tell you again, shut up and get married to Lusamine.” Groudon got angered by this and threw a stomping tantrum. Primal punched him (somehow) which knocked him out and sent him flying all the way to his home, a volcano. Primal went back to sleep. The next morning, he went to the surface to see a stage made out of baked beans, and Parlor Swipple was singing about the N lodged in her ear while N huggled her. Groudon was also slowly eating the stage. He looked to the left and saw a house that looked identical to that of the house on 555 mental insanity drive, except for made out of baked beans. Gligurr and Josh Kool were making alts there. “What the hell” primal whispered. He went back to sleep, woke up, and the baked bean stage and house were still there. This time, he noticed Rayquaza’s tail coming out of the ground. Rayquaza was probably late to Primal and Groudon’s “fight” last night and dragon ascended and got his head stuck in the sand. Primal prepared to origin pulse them, when he heard a voice from behind him. “PRIMAL LETS ORIGIN PULSE THEM TOGETHER IT WILL MAKE A GREAT MEMORIES FOR ME TO REMEMBER IN MY HEART FOREVER” it yelled. He turned around to see the head of parasect-eyes shauna sticking out of the water. Primal was both horrified and wondering if she really had a heart. Her head sank down in to the water slowly, and she almost immediatly re-emerged closer to him. Primal backed up, and she kept getting closer. This kept on happening until primal was close to the land. Groudon was behind him, and he picked him up and threw him in to a coffin of baked beans. “AAAAAAA GROSS GET ME OUT” Primal shrieked. Groudon, who was so horribly ignorant that he had forgotten that he had thrown Primal in to a baked bean coffin and mistook Primal’s voice for N’s, let him out. “DORP N WHO PUT YOU IN THIS COFFIN?!?! IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT DUMB HEAD PK!” Groudon screamed “Stop calling me P-erm, DORP IT WAS PEE KAY HE A MEAN DORP HEAD REE” Primal replied. Groudon went up to N and said “OOO DORP PEEKAY WHY DID YOU PUT N IN COFFIN” he asked. N, who was so incredibly idiotic, replied with “HAHA DORP I AM EVIL PEEKAY I AM A FRONCKREE REE HED”. “How stupid can you idiots ge-erm DORP HE MEAN PEEKAY” Primal cried. “WAIT IM N” N realized. They then realized that Primal was not N, and was in fact, Primal. Primal then saw something coming out of the sand. “LET’S BEAT LAMEHEADS UP TOGETHER IT WILL BE EPIC AWESOME MEMORY” the head of parasect-eyed Shauna screamed. “Ok, we will! Let’s start with you!” Primal replied. Primal ice beamed her, which froze her head. Primal proceeded to water spout Parlor Swipple, N, and Groudon, as well as the baked bean stage. He turned around and destroyed the baked bean 555 mental insanity drive with Origin Pulse, which revealed hundreds of Gligurrs and Josh Kools. “I HOPE YOU RUN OVERED BY A FUCEEN TRUCK ALONG WITH FIZZ” Josh Kool yelled. Gligurr just stood there, idle as usual. Primal took all of the Gligurr alts and Josh Kool alts and baked them in to a pizza which he force fed to Groudon. Groudon hated pizza and went to the Lamehead Dorp hospital for two weeks. As for Josh Kool and Gligurr, they ran away.


The end
 Jan 9, 2021 by AlphaSapphire"

Another of my favorites.

OMg thanks dad

Sounds fun. XD

I'm lookin' forward to it. :3

Good idea! It's nice to write one after so long. I mean the last one I made was about Pee Ben 10 which certainly feels like ages ago.

AlphaSapphire
2 hours from now
“ Parlor Swipple’s magical tragical head injury” Yu-Gi-Oh foreshadowing

That has inspired me to make a story. Which reminds me of how I never completed Crawling Egg Must Die. Depression.

N infiltrates his own secret base

Once upon a time, N came across a metal lid in the ground. He opened it to see that there was a secret underground base. He went inside and yelled “DERP IM INFILTRATING YOUR SECRET BASE”. “But sir, this is your secret base” a team plasma grunt replied. “NO IT ISN’T IM INFILTRATING IT” N shouted. Then one of the team plasma grunts showed him a video of him ordering them to make an underground secret base, and he remembered. He then saw a bunch of people coming in to the base. They were all identical, and were indistinguishable besides their shirts having different names on them. They all had (Idle) right below their names. The one that seemed in charge stepped forward, and his name read to be “Gligurr”. They all just kinda stood their and stared at Team Plasma, which started to get on their nerves. “ARE YOU DERPING FROCKY WHEE HEADS?” N yelled. Gligurr and his duplicates of himself realized that they were lameheads. “Hey, you guys are lameheads? Us too!” Gligurr said. They then became friends, and they went to the lid to try and destroy the frocky whee heads. When they opened the lid of the base, they saw a Silvally standing there. It closed the lid. Gladion wa s there with his silvally, and he weighed down the lid with bricks. This, of course, wouldn’t keep the lameheads down their long, but it would hold them off. Then, Primal placed a seed on the middle of the lid. He brought heavy rain, and the seed immediatly grew in to a large tree. It had Pizza instead of leaves. The roots grew in to the ground, and the tree was simply too heavy for the lameheads to get out of their base. They went to a closet of supplies. “Should we use a shovel?” A team plasma member asked. “NONONONO!” N replied. “How about a drill?” He asked. “DERPING HECK NO!” N replied. “How about the TM for dig that we could give one of your 45 Pokémon?” He asked. “DERP NO DERP NOOOOONOOOOO” N replied. “How about a singular spoon?” He asked. “YES!” N shouted. N repeatedly hit the metal ceiling with the spoon. After an hour, there was a slight dent in the roof. Parlor Swipple then smashed her head against the dent, giving her a magical tragical head injury. This made a bigger dent. Then N hit the ceiling with a spoon for 3 more hours, and he finally got past the metal. He climbed to the surface to see Primal eating pizza. Primal saw N and origin pulsed him. N dodged it, and threw parlor swipple at him. Parlor Swipple hit his pizza tree head first and got a magical tragical head injury. N then challenged Primal to a game of Parlor Swipple’s magical tragical head injury, and Primal accepted. They each got 10 cards from the deck of cards. Primal paired an N head and a Parlor Swipple head with eachother, earning him points. N paired a lusamine eyeball with nothing, giving him 400 screes. Realizing N had gotten screes, Primal was enraged, and he put N in to a basket and yeeted him at Junior the shiny Celebi. Junior brought N back in time to when he was trapped underground. Celebi came with him, and when he freed himself from his base, Celebi brought him back in time again to when he was trapped. This kept happening until N fell over and cried for approximately 10 hours and 37 minutes, and Junior brought him back to when Primal put him in to a basket. Primal yeeted the N basket to Junior the Celebi again, and Junior yeeted N’s basket in to the secret base and sealed N in to the secret base again.


The end.
 Dec 20, 2020 by AlphaSapphire

yeah

yeah

XD

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day_2006

If this doesn't amuse you in the slightest then I'm going to hack your Grav.