Wall for BottomlessSea (page 17)

"Oh, Rex, you finally hit puberty!" -me reacting to Rex Raptor's voice sounding different

Anyway, in other news, I got my team planned out: Hisuian Typhlosion (I decided to go with Cyndaquil at the last minute), Luxray, Jolteon (I was gonna go with Sylveon but there was a change of plans), Hisuian Zoroark, Sneasler (he looks weird but there's nothing I can do about that), and... shoot, I can't remember what else I wanted. What is it with short-term memory loss today?

And yes, I'm so excited by Legends: Arceus that I prattled on to you about my team.

Please do.

I once read a fanfic with a Kyogre as a character. Apparently a very minor one, because she was mentioned in like one line.

Yeah. She. The Kyogre was a female.

And it gets worse.

She apparently "had the IQ of a golden retriever" and was more like a pet to the other Legendaries.

Even I feel insulted.

XD

Indeed it is. XD

Oh noooooooooooo...I've been speckledorfed

I had a dream that you lost Editor and we're demoted to registered user

Uno Reverse

I saw your post on Fenton's wall XD

N Dumped Me And I Go REE
by Parlor Swipple


N, N, N
He dumped me (dumped me)
N, N, N
He makes me ree (makes me ree)

I hate N (hate N)
He's a big meanie (big meanie)
I was his girlfriend (girlfriend)
He treated me (treated me)
Like lamehead turds (lamehead turds)
As you can see (can see)
I have a reason to ree (reason to ree)
Because N makes me

Into a lamehead (a lamehead)
I totally wasn't one before (wasn't one before)
And so I hate him (hate him)
Because he yeeted me (yeeted me)
At a magical whee box (whee box)
Filled with N pants (N pants)
And Hau-flavored malasadas (Hau-flavored malasadas)

N, N, N
He lived in a spleen (in a spleen)
N, N, N
He pooped a lot (pooped a lot)

N, N, N
Dumped me (dumped me)
N, N, N
And so I go ree (I go ree)



OMG No N Dumped Me
by Parlor Swipple


OMG
OMG no
OMG
OMG no

N
Oh N
He dumped me
N
Oh N
D-U-M-P-E-D M-E
O-M-G N-O
No no no
OMG
No no no

I am Taylor Swift
How could he do this to me
OMG
OMG OMG
No
Oh no
No no no no no
Oh why
Why why why why why

I am a narcissist
Just like him
So why
So why
So why did he dump me
I support Peta Isis
Just like him
So why
So why
So why did he dump me

OMG no
OMG no
OMG no
OMG no
O-M-G
N-O
N D-U-M-P-E-D M-E
No no no



Wait I Broke Up With Him
by Parlor Swipple


Oh em gee
I just recalled
Oh em gee
I broke up with N
Oh em gee
My life was a lie
Oh em gee
I just wanna die

'Cause N gave me no money
When I broke up with him
How dare he
How dare he
How dare he
I want my big money
Out of N's Rubik's cube
I need more money
Despite me making millions or so
I'm so broke
I don't have a single dollar
He just left without giving me anything
How dare he
How dare he
How dare he
Dollars cash money cents nickels quarters dimes
I need the big money
'Cause I broke up with N



Still All His Fault
by Parlor Swipple


It's N's fault
All his fault
Because I disliked him
Even though I was his girlfriend
I'm totally not stupid as frick
He dumped me
Despite me dumping him
All his fault
Still his fault

I hate N
For dumping me
No matter what I did
He's the one to blame
If I killed him
I'd say he killed himself
'Cause it's all his fault
Not mine

His fault
His fault
His fault
Bad N
Bad N
Bad bad baddy bad N

It's all his fault
Yeah yeah
His fault yeah
Yeah yeah
I blame him
Because my high heel got a stain
He didn't make the coffee that spilled
But he's the one to blame
I broke my ankle
Because I ran myself over
But there was an N ghost in the car
Who was sniffing a green clover
So his sight was blocked
And it was all his fault
And so I blame him
For me making the N worshipping cult

Still all his fault
No matter who did what
Where they were
Who they were
That doesn't matter
It's N's fault
Because he dumped me
And so I hate him
Forever and eternally



REE N
by Parlor Swipple

Ree ree ree
N makes me ree
I go ree at N
Ree ree ree
I go ree
Screeing rees
As I ree at N
Ree ree ree

OMG ree
Holy frick ree
Triple flip ree
Crazy clown ree
Dumping me ree
Sleeping sound ree
Insanity N ree
Taylor Swift goes ree
Ree ree ree ree ree
Ree

Ree N
Ree N
Ree N
Ree ree ree N
Ree N
Ree to the Ns
Ree to every N
And ree at N



BONUS SECRET TRACK

Hauhead
by Parlor Swipple

I ate Hauhead
In the exploding scree
I stole his malasadas
And kissed him on the knee

He's digesting
In my lower lung
He was really yummy
Though he killed my tongue

I ate Hauhead
Hauhead
Haueth McHead
Haumer Simpson
I might be a Hauhead addict
Because I ate his cigar of N brains
Yeah yeah

Hauhead got a whee
Lodged in his upper spleen
I ripped it out
And caused him to ree
He turned massive
And ate my eyes
But I said
"Who gives a frick"
And now all that's left
Is my memory inside
That's what's left of Hauhead
'Cause I ate him hard

Got Hauhead
Lodged in my intestine
The doctors said
I should eat my kin

So I ate them all
And now they're stuck there too
The doctors shrugged their shoulders
And called me a crappy loo

So now I'm dying of Hauhead
But what a way to go
Although it hurts really hard
And imploded my big toe

Now I died of Hauhead
Whooptie-do for me
But I'll be fine here in purgatory
Because I can hold in my pee
Nov 27, 2020 by Fenton Force