Wall for Ditto (page 227)

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Not really that I’m aware of although I do often tell people I’m an open book  Oh and probably to a fault I don’t care what people think about my parents   I mean I want to look good and I’m not like that person’s gonna go around  morning everybody to love how I look   so I guess something like that would be “I can’t see your flaws, fon’f jusge mine.”
 I made that up on the spot

your girlfriend is ******* insane help

I think so. Falinks, right?

"Yeah, that's cute."

^
Something I say sarcastically literally all the time while watching Yu-Gi-Oh.

Memorable targets of this sarcasm: Yami Bakura, Thief King Bakura, Yami Marik, and a wide variety of creepy/ugly monsters

yez. very mush brite.

My five brain cells serve different purposes.

The first is for recognizing food.
The second is for playing video games.
The third is for watching Yu-Gi-Oh.
The fourth is for simping.
The fifth is for song-writing.

Actually, it's part of a song I wrote. More like it IS the song because I couldn't come up with anything else.

A world of fantasy
Joy, horror, and in-between
A world forever beyond reach
A false reality, all our dreams

Do not make jokes about suicide or death in chat. This is your only warning.