The Aether Company
One day, N looked through a newspaper. Peta Isis had become bored, and he wanted to do something. But, sadly, nothing caught his eye. He sighed and put down the newspaper, but that's when he noticed something printed on the back of it. It was showing a building, home of a company that had recently opened: the Aether Company. They produced unique Poke Balls thought of off the top of the workers' heads. N got on his Wario Bike and headed to the newly opened Aether Company. He crept inside and saw that the workers were Pika, Gladion, and their children, who were hard at work working the machines. Surprisingly, Junior seemed to be in charge. He was giving them orders and keeping them supervised. This amused N. But then he saw something. Gladion's Silvally, which was whacking Poke Balls across the room for fun. He immediately wanted to liberate Silvally from Gladion, but he knew he couldn't just waltz in there. So he called Gladion on the phone, hoping to distract him. "DON'T CALL ME, I'M BUSY WORKING!" Gladion yelled before swiftly hanging up. N jaw dropped because his plan didn't work. He stomped his foot on the floor and thought about what to do. He got an idea and ran over to the Apparel Shop, bought a few items, and then went to the Salon. When he came back, he walked into the Aether Company girlishly, decked in a white dress with his hair dyed blond. Everyone looked at him as if he was high. "Hi, big brother!" he said in a high-pitched, girly voice, as if he had used helium, to Gladion. Since work had halted so they could stare at N as if he was high, Gladion walked over to him. He thought his Lillie disguise was perfect. "Lillie?" Gladion asked. "Yes?" N replied. "When did you wear that Rubik's cube-looking thing?" N was dumbfounded that Gladion had noticed, but he tried to act like nothing was wrong. "Oh, this? I picked it up on the street corner." "Uh-huh. And where'd the hat come from?" N looked up at his hat, which he hadn't bothered to take off. "Uh... the Apparel Shop." "And since when did you wear pants?" "Since... since I liked pants...?" "And when'd your hair get all weird?" "Since I was born." "And your name is...?" "Natural Harmonia Gropius, but you can call me N for short-" That's when he realized he had just blown his cover. "Get out. Right now." came Junior's voice. The children all surrounded him, and he tossed his clothing off, like Team Rocket would do with one of their disguises when they revealed their identity. However, he hadn't been wearing a shirt under the Lillie dress, and so he was now only wearing boxer shorts. "PETA ISIS SAYS LIBERATE POKEMON LIBERATE THEM NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW DIE!" he screeched and tossed Sad Hauhead at the Poke Ball-making machine. However, June ate Sad Hauhead and wrote in her diary about it. N screamed like a little girl in terror. He decided to use his special attack, Derp I Am N. "DERP I AM N DERP I AM N PETA ISIS DERPING KING THRILLER DERPY NIGHT GRANDMA FARTS IN THE MAGICAL HAUHEAD GROUDON ABOMINATION OF YEET HA HA HA HA HA HIGH HEX WHEES IN DIALGA KETCHUPED OOOOOHHHHHHHHH HEAD HEAD BEEEEEEAM!" he shrieked and launched a beam of baked bean malasadas filled with impartial OMGs at the Aether family. However, Gladion blocked it and kicked N in the knee, causing him to run off, wailing. He was never seen again.
The end.
Nov 25, 2020
by
Gau
