Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for Talos (page 7)

True. I personally have always hated the heat :P
Jan 23, 2023 by Amethyst
I've opened up and I consider her a friend. Kinda.
Don't know/think she feels the same way about me, though.
Jan 22, 2023 by Ditto
Oddly enough, I prefer the cold over the heat. Guess it's just what someone's used to that influences that.
Jan 22, 2023 by Amethyst
Beautiful title. XD

Yeah, it's amazing what crazy stuff can happen in real life. No wonder people look outside for inspiration. Imagine, if my neighbors keep acting dumb, I might come up with the idea for the most popular book of all time.
Jan 22, 2023 by Gau
Ledyba I fear
Jan 22, 2023 by AureliusReyes
Yeah...
yeah......
Jan 21, 2023 by Ditto
Oh, haha. Yeah, it's that Allison.
And that wasn't a poem lol.
Jan 21, 2023 by Ditto
Yeah. It's a fact, life is like a sitcom with no crowd laughing. As much as I dislike my neighbors, it's funny when they do something stupid. One interaction with my neighbors was classic. It was the day after the fire, and me and my mom paid a visit to the firestarters, also known as the Dumpster Queen Clan (which is a reference to an earlier incident). We were going to the laundry room and saw them just lounging around as if their apartment hadn't burnt up the previous night. Eventually, my mom said that she was glad nobody was hurt when they set their house on fire. Obviously, that wasn't really a friendly remark, and the Dumpster Monitor (as we called her) was quite upset by my mom's attitude. Personally, I think she should've been upset that her boyfriend and kid were being dumb and ended up setting their apartment on fire, but that's just my opinion. Anyway, the Dumpster Monitor was talking to someone on her phone and claiming that my mom was harassing her and that she'd file a formal report or something. Yes. Harassing her. By standing a good distance away and uttering a few (deserved) snarky remarks in a raised voice. What a world we live in. But it didn't end there, as soon her son (at least I assume he was the son) got in on it. He was very upset by my mother's shameless harassment, and in a brave defense of his own vulnerable mother who had been relaxing in a lawn without a care in the world a moment ago as housing attempted to repair her partially-charred apartment, he threatened to "kick her old ass". Which would've potentially been more threatening if he wasn't around my age and clearly just a loudmouthed punk. As I'm sure you can expect, we cracked up, which didn't please our young friend, because he continued to yell at us. Wish I knew what he'd been saying so I could likely make fun of it, but it was hard to hear him. Anyway (I've said 'anyway' about five times haven't I?), I eventually decided to utter perhaps the greatest quote I've ever uttered. I turned and faced the brat (actually I didn't turn since I was already looking at them but whatever) and said "You're REAL tough when you're hidin' behind a fat woman!"

I'm not sure if they heard me. I hope they did. Oh yeah, at some point I think the Dumpster Monitor told me that I should "just walk away", but I forgot when that was. And so ends the showdown between the Dumpster Queen Clan and the... er... Giru Family. Shoot that's not catchy at all.

And thank you. Rosian, truly the OC of all time.
Jan 21, 2023 by Gau
What poem? You don't mean Hallucinations, do you? If so, there was inspiration, but the song and Allison aren't really connected.
Jan 20, 2023 by Ditto
Yeah, it was. It even recommended a Choice Scarf Escavalier set with Swords Dance.
Jan 20, 2023 by -RisingManectric-