X And The Chimney Mystery
X returned to his house and relaxed on the couch. Of course, just then someone knocked on the door. He got up and opened it to see Gill spinning a tiny fire tornado on his hand, Luke with wings, and a tied-up Selena who was singing Parlor Swipple songs via telepathy. "Oh, did I miss the freak pageant?" X asked bitterly. "No, but you might miss a real one! We're gonna have a torturing Selena show, wanna come?" X, of course, did not, so he slammed the door. He fell asleep on the couch and woke up halfway inside his chimney. He had no idea how he got there, but he dropped down and crawled back onto the couch. So for days and days, he kept waking up in the chimney, and on one instance in the toaster. He was mad, so he decided to fake sleep that night. He knew he could catch the culprits. But they never came. No one entered his house that night. He fell asleep in the middle of the day... and once again woke up in the chimney. He was furious. Every day, it was the chimney. So he stormed into town, searching for the people he suspected. He eventually found them about to saw Selena in half at their newest show. He stormed onstage and pointed his finger at Luke and Gill. "You! You've been putting me in the chimney every night! Explain yourself!" he yelled. They glanced at each other. "We have?" Luke asked. X's jaw dropped. Were they lying that they had done it? Or had someone else stuck him in the chimney? The crowd booed because X had interrupted the show, so he left and Selena was sawed in half before being carried into the air by Luke and being dropped in a large fire tornado. He went to sleep that night and once again woke up in the chimney. He became sure that Luke and Gill were doing it, so he followed them around, yelling and cursing. They were annoyed at first, but eventually began to just ignore him and pretend he wasn't there. No matter what he did, they never acknowledged his existence. He knew that he'd never get any evidence that they'd done it if they didn't speak. But it was too late. They never spoke to him again.
The end.
Feb 20, 2021
by
Gau
