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I made some songs today. They're paraodies of parodies. Here's my first one: Parlor Swipple Got Run Over By A Horsie.


Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

She had just broken up with N
For the millionth time this week
So she chased Luke into a river
And screamed about murdering a leek
Of course, she began to 'sing'
About evil noodles and N being 'hot'
This annoyed the frick out of Gilly
Who hit her and tied her neck in a knot

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

Now she's singing pathetic 'songs'
About her feelings being hurt
Crying about Gilly being a meanie
And prancing around in a Julius-colored skirt
So now we're supposed to go along (No way)
With this charade and stupidity
And cry and whine into her shoulder
While singing praises about her 'bravery' (Frick no)

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

Now she's ticked as frick
And calling us a rude name
Which is usually just 'pee hed'
And saying we're the ones who are lame
I can't stand her stupidity
She's just a baked bean-fueled clown
So we'll explode her with a time bomb
And throw a festival in the town

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

oh nothing just pizza

pizza

pizza

I guess lol

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Amazing story! XDXDXD

Favorite part: X talking and the RMT noob talking.

It's sad that you got the second opportunity to edit my posts. Well it's the first time you did for correction, but I promise you won't get anymore opportunities >:)

Parlor Swipple's Identity Crisis


It was a regular day. N and Parlor Swipple had just broken up for the 72847235867970721428.4th time and gotten back together for the 8930547309573957230958239th time. Parlor Swipple smashed her head into a can of baked beans because she thought she was too smart for a can opener. However, this can of baked beans was harder than her other ones, and she fell over backwards. When she came to, which took about four weeks, she said "DORP I'M PETUNIA WHINER AND I GO DERP" She then yeeted herself off of a cliff while singing I Eat All Of My Baby's Feet So She Can't Walk And Then Turd In My Pants And Make Her Eat My Eardrums. She sadly survived and went to the Harvest Moon dimension, where the people were suffering the effects of the latest craze: Pika And The Harvest Boys, Pika's thirteenth band. Parlor Swipple was stunned as Pika sung while Luke and Gill played a banjo and harmonica respectively. Why? Nobody knows. "OH EM PEE THEY AREN'T LISTENING TO MY DERPING SOONGS" Parlor Swipple screamed before spazzing over to them. "I'M PETUNIA WHINER AND I GO BEEP TURD LISTEN TO MY SONGS DORP" she screamed before breaking into 'song'. "BAAAAAHHHHHUUUUGGGGHHHH MY HEAD IS NAMEDED TUUUUUURRRRRRDDDDDD AND I MOCKETH SCREIT AND AM OBSOLETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH I ATED GILL'S METAL HORSIEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AND NO I AREN'T AM'T NOT'T PARLOR DORPING SWIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TURDIE TURDSSSSSSSS ARE STUCK IN RATS' EARHOLEEEEEEEEEEES THAT I EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" There was dead silence. Pika ate a chocolate bar and juggled cakes. Gill did a jig with his harmonica and Luke played his banjo like it was an electric guitar and soon they had a good thing going and Pika pranced around. Parlor Swipple jaw dropped. The ragtag band was five hundred million trillion times better than any toxic waste that came out of her mouth. She shoved Gill's harmonica down his throat and he ate it. Then he sighed and ate some baked beans, making him throw up. He took his harmonica out of the pile of baked beans and vomit and wiped it off before playing it again. Parlor Swipple was steamed. "AHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO MY BOYFRIEND NEEDS TO POOOOOOOOOO IN MY TOILET BED FULL OF PIDGEONS THAT GO 'COOOOOOO' DOR-DOR-DOR-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP" Parlor Swipple 'sang'. Luke hit her over the head with a pan he had borrowed from Gill and continued to play his banjo. Parlor Swipple poured acid made of baked beans on it and it melted into nothingness. He grabbed a new banjo and dumped baked bean acid on Parlor Swipple's head. Sadly she was just fine. Pika was juggling axes, and when Parlor Swipple tried to sing, she just juggled them onto Parlor Swipple's head and gave her some magical tragical head indents. She then continued to juggle and sing. Parlor Swipple was furious. Suddenly, the unicycle that Pika happened to be on was snatched out from under her, and she fell onto the ground as her axes hit her. She rubbed her head and the music stopped. "What's going on here?!" Gladion yelled. Pika, Luke, and Gill glanced at each other before pointing at Parlor Swipple. Gladion promptly beat the frick out of her and yeeted her into the ocean so she'd get beat up by Primal, who was bored but happy to oblige. "Wanna join the band?" Pika asked. "Sure!" Gladion said happily. Then they played epical music. Parlor Swipple was still getting beat up by Primal when N appeared with a Julius hairdo. "OMDERPYG PARLER SWIPPEL" he screamed and yeeted himself at Primal. "I'M NOT DERPING PARLOR SWIPPLE I'M PETUNIA WHINER" she screamed as N was Thundered. Primal Ice Beamed them and blasted them into space with an Origin Pulse. "OMPEE I REMEMBERED WHO THE DORP I WAS N LET'S GET MARRIED AGAIN" Parlor Swipple screamed as they flew through space, incased in ice. "ODERPINGK" N replied. They tried to kiss each other, but then smashed into X's house, right into the chair he was about to sit down in, which was knocked into the center of the moon. X moaned and facepalmed.

The end.

I just remembered something from a dream I had today.

Random person: "What's a gamer?"
Me: "A frocky whee head."
Random person: "What's a frocky whee head?"
Me: "Someone who drinks a lot."
Random person: "what"
You: "what"