Wall for BottomlessSea (page 96)

"ITS NOT A GAME BECAUSE I CANT HAVE ALL MY POKER MENS OMG PRIMAIL IS STOOPOD" -read below

"POKER MEN MASTAHS ISNT A GAME" -sheepman

I'm sorry this cracked me up too much even though it happened ages ago and that wasn't an exact quote. XD

Baby N


"OK N DORP YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BABY FOR I DUNNO HOW LONG" Parlor Swipple said. "PEE OKAY DERP" N replied. Now N was dressed up in baby clothes, with a diaper as well. But for whatever reason, he wore his pants under his diaper making it useless. "OK STAY IN YOUR CRIB I GOTTA GO POOP ON FIRE HYDRANTS DERP" "OK BYE MOMMY SWIPPLE DORRRRP" Parlor Swipple left, and N began to drink vegan cow's milk and diet tonic water from bottles in his box that functioned as a crib. Meanwhile, Pika, Gladion, Primal, and Hau were walking by the window and stared, jaws agape, at baby N. Supressing laughter, they went inside through the window. Hau took the record, which was playing 'Baby N Makes Me Pee My Pants Hotly', and put in a new one in the record player. Music started up, much to baby N's confusion. Pika and Gladion picked him up and begun to sing. Pika poked him in the eyes and Gladion dumped diet tonic water in his eyes before they tossed him into a bookshelf. Despite Primal hating music, he sung along and Ice Beamed N's face, and then Thundered it, which somehow melted the ice. Then he used a Water Spout and N fell into a pile of Hau's attack malasadas that bit him. Pika then stood on top of N and started playing a guitar, her foot moving up and down and hitting N's face into the ground multiple times. Gladion disappeared around a corner and came back with only his boxer shorts on and Pika had to stop herself from falling over in a faint, meaning her foot hit N's head again. So of course Gladion laughed and marched over to N before pulling back his diaper. Pika put a Magikarp inside of it and Gladion let go, letting it snap N. Then the Magikarp used Flail, and N flew across the room everywhere due to the Magikarp controlling his movements. Primal then Ice Beamed his diaper, and a white light surrounded the Magikarp as it evolved. So now N had a Gyarados in his diaper that kept Hyper Beaming his rear end as Gladion danced with Pika. Hau danced with himself and was singing along. Primal spanked N with a fin and the Gyarados got really mad and used Hydro Pump, blowing N out of his diaper and into a wall. Gladion said "Awwww, he needs a new diapie." and pulled N out of the wall. He put N back in his crib and the other frocky whee heads crowded around. Pika handed him a 'IM AH LAYMEHED' diaper, so he put the diaper on N. Primal handed him a lighter, and he set N's diaper ablaze. "It fits him just fine!" Gladion said as N leapt out of the crib and into a fishbowl, much to the fish's trauma. They started up the song again and Gladion played some maracas, which he then hit N's head with repeatedly. "I'm taking a drum lesson!" he said. "No, this is how you do it!" Pika said and picked up some drumsticks and repeatedly poked N's eyes with them. Then they force-fed N the maracas and drumsticks. Then Primal lit a stick of dynamite and shoved it down his throat. It exploded, but his lameheaded stomach helped protect him and so he burped out smoke. Gladion grabbed two bottles of champagne that Parlor Swipple always used during her album releases, in which case the cork would hit her in the eye. He shook them up and fired the corks at N, which hit him on the head. He turned and got streams of champagne in his eyes and then a champagne bottle to the head, which shattered. Pika got some scissors and snipped off the tips of N's toes while Gladion shaved his head into a mowhawk and then shaved that off too. Pika then put on a viking outfit and pranced around with her sword, cutting through practically everything in the room. Even the walls. Primal whacked N over the head with some baby bottles and made baby noises to mock N. Hau put on some of N's clothes and scribbled on the walls, and all four of them, viking Pika, near-naked Gladion, Team Plasma Hau, and baby Primal, danced on top of N despite Primal being a Kyogre. Then they picked him up and tossed him at Parlor Swipple, who had just entered the room. "OMDERP MOMMY THESE KIDS WERE MEANIES TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" N wailed. But when Parlor Swipple looked inside, they had already left and were going off to show their other friends some pictures. N spent the rest of the day nibbling on Parlor Swipple's toes.

The end.

I haven't checked the site for a long time lmao

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EXPERT LEGIT FINALLY

Indeed. XDXDXD

You in the Secret Base:

"N is lame, huh? N is lame! N is lame!!!"
"Let's give it our all to making sure that Team Frocky Whee Head totally rocks!"
"Hey, Pika! Today's a real "scree!" kind of day, huh?"
"Doesn't today make you feel kind of, like, "don't be N."?"

wheefrock

Ooh whats the QR code for?

The Guzma Dimension - Part 3


"DORP AFTER HER" Guzma screamed. The Josh Kool alts that lined his floor rose up and pursued Pika and the Shinies. "Come on, Brandon! We've gotta go faster!" "You weigh about five metric tons...!" "Gladion says I weighed about four pounds!" "BUT I'M NOT GLADION!" This argument continued for hours until they reached a large tree, by which time Brandon remembered he was tired and fainted. Pika huggled him and approached the tree, and it transformed into Xerneas. "Xerneas! You've just got to bring Gladion back to life!" Pika cried. Xerneas stared down at Pika for a moment before crying out "DOOOORP GUZMA IS HOT" and releasing a pulse of life. Gladion came back to life, but so did millions of lameheaded corpses, the Lamedead. Lameheaded zombies rose from the ground, moaning "BAAAAAAKED BEEEEEEEANS" and "PAAAAAARLOR SWIIIIIIIIPLE". Of course, they tried to fight off the Lamedead as Xerneas sung 'I Eat Angel Eyeballs And Get Massaged By Demons', one of Parlor Swipple's 'greatest' new hits, but they were outnumbered. But then a loud 'SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' was heard, and Primal dropped into the Guzma Dimension and Thundered the Lamedead into oblivion. "Primal!" Pika cried happily. "Finally, I found the stupid portal to this stupid place! What's going on?" "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FLAVORED DERPS" came Guzma's scream. Josh Kool alts came out of nowhere. "Oh, now I understand." Primal said before Water Spouting them into oblivion. All but one. "I JOSH KOOL!!!!!!! I HOPE EVERYBODY IN THE GUZMA DIMENSION WHO ISNT A LAMEHEAD DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" it screeched. Primal Ice Beamed him, but he randomly Digivolved into Frickingdumbaltmon and used lameheaded attacks which hurt Primal. "OH IM TEH GREATEST ATTRACTIVE MNA IN THE WOLD AND UR ALL FUC HEDS AND I HOPES U GET RUNNED OVER BYE A TRUCK" Pika and Primal looked at each other with a 'yeah I have no idea' expression. Primal then Digivolved into Wheescreekyogromon and used Icicle Blades. Frickingdumbaltmon used Idiot Beam, but Wheescreekyogromon's ice armor reflected it and he fell over and died as Wheescreekyogromon looked at him with a 'what' expression. "OMDEORP I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND EAT PIKA'S HAIR" Guzma screamed and leapt at them. But then someone appeared and electrocuted Guzma. It was Gladion, or rather Shadowemeraethermon. And boy was he ticked. "You stay the frick away from her." he snarled. Pika huggled him, but as he was way bigger than her in the form he was in, she huggled his leg and nuzzled his knee. You'd think that wouldn't feel so good, as Shadowemeraethermon was kinda covered in metal armor, but she seemed to enjoy it. "Hey, I wanna join in on the fun!" Pika cried before Digivolving into Shimmerstarluckimon and using Flaming Stars on Guzma, which exploded and blew his face into the Baked Bean River. Then Shadowemeraethermon used Shadow Shock, and Guzma exploded. They returned to regular and Pika huggled Gladion so much he looked like he was about to die again. "OMPEE" Xerneas shrieked and tried to Megahorn them. But the Shinies, who had returned to Pokemon form, swarmed her and beat her up. Flare Blitz, Moonblast, Scald, Blizzard, Snarl, and so on. Then Yveltal swooped down and Oblivion Winged her into... well, oblivion. They celebrated and got the frick out of the Guzma Dimension, riding Yveltal home and eating chocolates as Pika tried to kiss Gladion. She nearly knocked him off of Yveltal and into a bed of Shauna heads that were fangirling over King Ecksic Taiwanese Hed still by accident, but luckily he wasn't knocked off. Hau ate tons of malasadas and they all lived happily ever after.

The end.