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The Guzma Dimension - Part 3


"DORP AFTER HER" Guzma screamed. The Josh Kool alts that lined his floor rose up and pursued Pika and the Shinies. "Come on, Brandon! We've gotta go faster!" "You weigh about five metric tons...!" "Gladion says I weighed about four pounds!" "BUT I'M NOT GLADION!" This argument continued for hours until they reached a large tree, by which time Brandon remembered he was tired and fainted. Pika huggled him and approached the tree, and it transformed into Xerneas. "Xerneas! You've just got to bring Gladion back to life!" Pika cried. Xerneas stared down at Pika for a moment before crying out "DOOOORP GUZMA IS HOT" and releasing a pulse of life. Gladion came back to life, but so did millions of lameheaded corpses, the Lamedead. Lameheaded zombies rose from the ground, moaning "BAAAAAAKED BEEEEEEEANS" and "PAAAAAARLOR SWIIIIIIIIPLE". Of course, they tried to fight off the Lamedead as Xerneas sung 'I Eat Angel Eyeballs And Get Massaged By Demons', one of Parlor Swipple's 'greatest' new hits, but they were outnumbered. But then a loud 'SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' was heard, and Primal dropped into the Guzma Dimension and Thundered the Lamedead into oblivion. "Primal!" Pika cried happily. "Finally, I found the stupid portal to this stupid place! What's going on?" "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FLAVORED DERPS" came Guzma's scream. Josh Kool alts came out of nowhere. "Oh, now I understand." Primal said before Water Spouting them into oblivion. All but one. "I JOSH KOOL!!!!!!! I HOPE EVERYBODY IN THE GUZMA DIMENSION WHO ISNT A LAMEHEAD DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" it screeched. Primal Ice Beamed him, but he randomly Digivolved into Frickingdumbaltmon and used lameheaded attacks which hurt Primal. "OH IM TEH GREATEST ATTRACTIVE MNA IN THE WOLD AND UR ALL FUC HEDS AND I HOPES U GET RUNNED OVER BYE A TRUCK" Pika and Primal looked at each other with a 'yeah I have no idea' expression. Primal then Digivolved into Wheescreekyogromon and used Icicle Blades. Frickingdumbaltmon used Idiot Beam, but Wheescreekyogromon's ice armor reflected it and he fell over and died as Wheescreekyogromon looked at him with a 'what' expression. "OMDEORP I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND EAT PIKA'S HAIR" Guzma screamed and leapt at them. But then someone appeared and electrocuted Guzma. It was Gladion, or rather Shadowemeraethermon. And boy was he ticked. "You stay the frick away from her." he snarled. Pika huggled him, but as he was way bigger than her in the form he was in, she huggled his leg and nuzzled his knee. You'd think that wouldn't feel so good, as Shadowemeraethermon was kinda covered in metal armor, but she seemed to enjoy it. "Hey, I wanna join in on the fun!" Pika cried before Digivolving into Shimmerstarluckimon and using Flaming Stars on Guzma, which exploded and blew his face into the Baked Bean River. Then Shadowemeraethermon used Shadow Shock, and Guzma exploded. They returned to regular and Pika huggled Gladion so much he looked like he was about to die again. "OMPEE" Xerneas shrieked and tried to Megahorn them. But the Shinies, who had returned to Pokemon form, swarmed her and beat her up. Flare Blitz, Moonblast, Scald, Blizzard, Snarl, and so on. Then Yveltal swooped down and Oblivion Winged her into... well, oblivion. They celebrated and got the frick out of the Guzma Dimension, riding Yveltal home and eating chocolates as Pika tried to kiss Gladion. She nearly knocked him off of Yveltal and into a bed of Shauna heads that were fangirling over King Ecksic Taiwanese Hed still by accident, but luckily he wasn't knocked off. Hau ate tons of malasadas and they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

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The Guzma Dimension - Part 2


"WOOT TOOT I'M A MURDERING DORPIST" Guzma screamed and begun a party. They locked the Shinies in washing machines that hadn't been turned on and blasted Parlor Swipple music, specifically Parlor Swipple's new song that she had made up seconds ago titled Dorp Guzma's A Hot Muderer: "OMG I LOVE GUZMAAAAAAA HE'S A MURDERER WHO IS EPICALLY HOT AND MURDERING MURDERINGLY MURDEROUS MUD TURD DORPY PEE I ATE PRIMAL'S KNEEEEEEEEEEEE OH WAIT KYOGRES DON'T HAVE KNEES BUT I DON'T CAAAAAAAAARE I JUST TURNED THE BATHTUB INTO AN N RESORRRRRRRT WHERE NS N AND N GO NNNNNNNNNNNN AND PLAY MY MUSIC TWENTY-TOOT ZERO DOOOOOOORPPPPP GUZMA IS HOTTY HOT LIKE A GORILLA ON FIREEEEEEEEE WHO HAS MAGICAL TRAGICAL HEAD INJURIES ALL THE TIIIIIIIIIME AND I ATE MY REAR END BECAUSE IT'S WHERE MY BRAIN IS DERP YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" Of course, this didn't make Pika feel any better. She was crying so hard and sobbing so much she could barely breathe. "Y-Y-You killed him...! He was j-j-j-j-just trying to save-" Then she screamed again. Guzma un-chained her and tried to make her eat baked bean stuff but she curled up into a tiny ball and cried into her legs. She was clearly traumatized, but Guzma thought she was playing hard-to-get, so he flirted with her 24/7. When she had to go to sleep in her tiny room which smelled like baked beans, she had taken Gladion's corpse with her and snuggled it. Obviously that's not a normal thing to do but she felt it neccecary. He had died because of the water and soap suffocating him, and he had been in there for twenty minutes. So she nuzzled his corpse and huggled it and cried into it. The Shinies were locked in the same room that she was, and Casey thought she was gonna end up in a mental institute, clinging to her last shred of sanity... and then losing it. Then it occured to him that they may never get out of the Guzma Dimension. She fell asleep hugging his corpse. But then when she fell asleep, she dreamed, and there he was, standing in front of her, alive. "G-Gla-Gla..." she whispered. He approached her, the black void of the dream making her worry that he'd step off of a cliff or something. He smiled and hugged her. "Happy Valentine's Day... though it's a little late." he said. Pika broke down in tears again. "Oh, G-Gladion...! I-I don't know what I'll do without you...!" "What? But I'm not gone." "H-Huh?" she asked, her eyes widening. "I know, I'm dead, so technically I am gone... but Xerneas has been trapped here. So you can bring me back to life by asking Xerneas." Pika's eyes widened. "R-Really?!" "Yep. So go and find Xerneas if you'd like me back... and then I can decapitate Guzma." Gladion said cheerfully. Pika giggled and huggled him more tightly. When she woke up, she was snuggling Gladion's corpse so tightly you'd think she was trying to break his spine. She remembered her dream and told the Shinies about it, and they agreed to help her. She put Gladion's corpse in a corner of the room, as if he was sitting up, making him look more like a doll than a dead person. "DORP PIKA LET'S HAVE DINNER" Guzma screamed from the other room. "But it's more of a breakfast time." Pika replied. "OH DERP OFF AND COME TO THE TABLE" When Pika arrived at the table, it was actually an N bent into a table shape. And the stools were Parlor Swipples. "What the hell?" Brandon muttered. Pika was certainly not going to sit on a Parlor Swipple, so she ran away from the meal of carmelized Parlor Swipple albums, N's Rubik's Cube oatmeal, and baked beans a la mode. "HEY DORP COME BACK" Obviously Pika wasn't going to come back, and she got Brandon to give her a piggyback ride far into the Guzma Dimension.

To be continued...

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The Guzma Dimension - Part 1


Gladion had went everywhere, but he hadn't found Pika. It was Valentine's Day, and he wanted to give her some chocolates. But she was nowhere to be found. Primal was patrolling the seas, Hau was patrolling the Malasada Shops, and Gladion was patrolling wherever the frick he happened to go. He had flown into a bit of a panic mode, but then realized he had stepped on something. Under his foot was a piece of paper with a letter in Lameheadese. Being exposed to N and Parlor Swipple half his life had given him quite a grasp of the language, and so he mentally translated it. It said "HA HA DERPO PEE I KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND AM HOLDING HER HOSTAGE IN THE GUZMA DIMENSION GLADION DERP HA HA". Gladion immediately knew that it was Guzma's doing, so he used a snazzy machine to open a portal to the Guzma Dimension. When he arrived, he realized it was a lot like the Distortion World, except a frick of a lot worse. Nebby was chasing Lillie and trying to shove her into a bag, and thousands of Parlor Swipple clones were singing hit songs like 'N Turd Paper', 'Magical Tragical Head Indent', 'Derpy Neth's Awakening', 'O-M-Derpy-G', 'Pee Inversion', and a new song called 'Guzma Is Hot Derp'. Gladion went deeper into the Guzma Dimension, but one of the Parlor Swipple clones stopped singing Primal x Pika Is The Best Ship Ever So I Pee In N's Shoes and threw a javelin at Gladion. However, it missed by thirty feet and was made of baked beans. "OMGGGGGGGGGG I'M GOING TO DERPILY KISS BRANDON" she screeched before trying to kiss a human-Shiny Umbreon fusion who was tied up and screaming. Gladion sent out his Silvally and it killed the Parlor Swipple clone with a Multi-Attack. Gladion untied the human-Shiny Umbreon fusion and then realized something. "You're Brandon, right? Pika's Umbreon? What happened to you?" he asked. Brandon's eyes went wide. "I-I am... I don't really know, those lameheads hooked me up to some machine and the next thing I knew I looked like this..." "Brandon! You're alive!" screamed a voice. A human-Shiny Yungoos fusion ran up to him. "Yeah, I'm fine..." Gladion sat there, questioning his sanity as human-Shiny Pokemon fusions seemed to be crawling out of the woodworks. They came up with a plan and crawled to the deepest depths of the Guzma Dimension. When they reached it, Guzma was trying to force Pika to do a dance, which seemed hard because she was chained to the wall. "DORP DO THE DANCY DOONCE ALREADY" Guzma screeched before having a breakdancing spaz seizure. "Hey, Guzma!" Gladion called. Pika, noticing Gladion's presence, tried to run over to him, but she couldn't even move because she was chained to the wall. "OMDERP" Guzma screamed. The Shinies had decided to let Gladion do the talking, though they looked as if murdering Guzma was the only thing they wanted to do. "I see you've got quite a dimension going here. Parlor Swipple clones to sing songs about how 'hot' you are, machines to turn Pika's Shiny Pokemon into part-humans for no reason, Josh Fool alts to line the floors, and now Pika." Gladion said. "I AM GOOZMAH THE LEADER OF TAEEM SKWELL DORP AND I FLIRT WITH PIAK" Gladion tried to translate that into comprehendable speech, and Guzma slammed his head into the Josh Kool alt-lined floor, saying 'DORP I'M A PSYCHO' each time. "Ooooooookay then." Gladion said with a raised eyebrow. He went over and started to undo the now-happy Pika's chains. But then Parlor Swipple alts appeared, lugging massive machinery and random washing machines. Gladion and the Shinies fought valliantly as Pika tried to free herself, but then Guzma shoved Gladion into a washing machine and closed the door. Gladion pounded on it as Pika cried. "You're a freak! If you're flirting with Pika, you should know she's only eleven-" Gladion's muffled screams were cut off as Guzma turned on the washing machine. After twenty minutes, by which time they had restrained the Shinies, Guzma opened the door to the washing machine. Gladion fell out, perfectly still. The Shinies stared in shock, and Pika began to scream louder than she ever had before. Gladion had died.

To be continued...

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