Wall for BottomlessSea (page 98)

Hiya "wanna be editor!" https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/3613/in-ss-where-is-the-red-orb
In the above question the person clearly means red scale. Edit it please.

You love water types i can rell XD out of those uf it were me i’d do Milotic or Walrein they’re aseesomw.  I’m sure yku’ll be shcessfull but goid luck all the sane!  (Chants go orimal)

I don’t eeally rdcall DexNav i know i know the namd but i dkn’t renember jt persay hnless that was the thing where you snuck up on a pokemob. Before i knew about shinnies (i ysed to lkay for fun knly) i enckubterd a shiny Zig but killed it. I remember thinking “did i just ruin my chances? Ir sonething. I think Xjgzagokn are cuties! And call me nuts but i swear j smelled acorns the fjrst time j met kne XD.  Yku just treat that Zig well! CD

Jt’s nit annjying at all Primal’ why wkuld jt be?

Basucally i said that i didn’t want yku to think i was  diss interested  In the legends after i delete the stuff on my wall. I also said that if yku wanted j ckuld send yku the comlleate list of cjties. Towns and places. Of Trigon  tho i dunno if it has any impact on what ur doing.

Also said so in chat but CONGRATS LN UR NEW SHINNNY!

That’s okay i just wanted yiu to know so yiu wiuldn’f think i was dhsibfewsred. Also h complwated Rejgons”map@  i can post ut uf you’re chrioys

The Rich Boy Winston And Josh Kool Alliance


Rich Boy Winston broke down in tears after Pika disappeared around the corner into Rustburo City. "AAAAHHHHHH I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON MY POKEMON WHY AREN'T I BEATING HERRRRRRRRRRRR" he screamed. Then Josh Kool came around the corner. Winston dried his tears and asked "Who are you?" "I JOSH KOOL!!!!! I HOPE EVERYBODY IN PIKA'S LIFE DIES!!!!!!!!!!" Josh Kool replied. Winston realized he might have an ally. He explained the situation to Josh Kool, and they formed an alliance. They went to the Contest Hall place in Slateport and found Pika performing there. It was Master Rank of the Coolness Contest, and Pika was entering Primal into it. They moved last at one point, but then Primal used Thunder Wave, startling all the other Pokemon. He then was second in line, and Gyalaxy was up first. The crowd had four stars of excitement, and Pika thought that dumb Gyarados was gonna steal the Spectacular Talent away from her. But luckily, its last move used had been Hyper Beam, so it couldn't do anything that turn, giving Primal the Spectacular Talent. He used Thunderbolt, and then performed whatever the heck that Spectacular Talent was called. Everyone cheered madly. "Look at her in there, thinking she's so fancy... come on, Josh Kool, let's crash her party!" Suddenly, hundreds of Josh Kool alts stormed onstage. Winston stepped up onstage as well. "'Sup?" Pika asked casually. "What's up is that your star career's coming to an end right here and now! Get her, Josh Kool alts!" Winston commanded. The Josh Kool alts charged toward her, but then stopped in their tracks and fell over in a faint because they realized how gosh darn cute Pika looked in her contest outfit. "FUC U PIKA AND PK UR FUC HEDS" Josh Kool screeched and charged at them. But then he fell over in a faint too. Primal was casually sitting there and giving Winston smug looks as his jaw dropped. "Urgh... I see. Not the best idea. Well, fine! I'll just have to... stop you... mysel-" Then he fell over in a faint as well. "Well, that was boring." Pika said, folding her arms. Suddenly, there was a loud scream of "DORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP" and N and Parlor Swipple flew in through a wall and ended up with flattened faces. "I expected as much." Primal said. "DEERP I HAVE A SONG FOR YOU ALL GET READY BECAUSE HERE'S MY LATEST RAP TITLED 'RICH BOY WINSTON IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND' DORP" Parlor Swipple screamed. "Oh Arceus no... Primal! Use Origin Pulse!" "I can't! You replaced it with Roar before you stuffed me full of Pokeblocks!" "Oh. Well then, use Water Spout!" "You replaced that with Thunder Wave!" "Well frick use something-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OMG DERPY TURD! PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE! DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP! I'M GONNA MARRY RICH BOY WINSTON HERE TONIGHT! I MADE HIM MY NEW BOYFRIEND AS HE LAID THERE UNCONSCIOUS! NOW I BROKE UP WITH N AND AM MARRYING HIM!" "DERRRRP-ERRRRP!" "YEAH YEAH DORP I'M NOT GONNA BE SINGLE ANYMORE! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! THE WORD YEAH HAS LOST ALL MEANNNNIIIINNNNNG! YEAH YEAH! YEAH DERP! YEAH YEAH DERP! YEAH YEAH DERP! THIS IS ME RAPPING AND IT MAKES N WANT TO PEE!" "DERPY PEE!" "I SLEEP IN N TURDS ALL NIGHT, YEAH YEAH DERP, YEAH YEAH DERP! PERFORM SURGERY ON ME!" "SURGERY! SURGERY! DERP!" "YES YES YES I NEED TO EAT MY SPLEEN!" "YEAH YEAH DERP, YEAH YEAH DERP!" "OHHHHHHHH-HHHHHH DORPING PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAP-" "YOUR SONGS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Primal screamed, using Roar, and the lameheads were blasted into the Josh Kool alts and Winston and they all fell into a river where Sharpedo ate them. Back at the Contest Hall, Primal was recieving his Coolness Master Ribbon. "For making an excellent contest display, and getting rid of that rapping lamehead, you shall recieve this Coolness Master Ribbon, showing that you perfectly embody coolness!" the Ribbon-handing-out person said and gave it to Primal. And they all lived happily ever after, except for the lameheads who died happily ever after.

The end.

Hey um since no one showed intrest in making an OC for the Wonderlabd pikemon fic i’ll be takibg down the info but i was wondering if yku still wanted to do the “ckvef legends”  flr jt oh and huzzah! I qas smart lnce and didn’t delete the new regis sp they’ll be there!

Pika's Secret Base


It was a beautiful day, and N was ruining it by existing. He was in Hoenn, strutting around Route 114 for reasons he didn't know. But then he tripped over a rock and dropped a baked bean. He was about to break down in tears and scream like a little kid who had just been spanked, but then heard something odd. There was a hole in the area in front of him, and he heard something that apalled him: non-Parlor Swipple music. He knew he had to tell the 'derpy morons' in there to play Parlor Swipple's latest song titled 'I Vomit Enchiladas Into N's Ear And Pee In Cups Of Pineapple', so he went inside. And what he saw was something so horrid, so terrible, so frightening, that his lame head couldn't take it. Inside were Pika, Primal, Gladion, and Hau. They were blasting music and enjoying themselves, except for Primal who was wearing corks in his ears. They all looked happy, except for Primal who couldn't hear anything. "O. M. DERPY. G." N wheezed. He read what looked like a Gym Statue, which was surprising because he could actually read. "OMG I CAME ACROSS TEAM FROCKY WHEE HEAD'S GYM DOOOOORP" His loud shriek alerted Team Frocky Whee Head that he was there, and Pika took the corks out of Primal's ears. "Oh, it's just you. Get lost, N." Gladion said, peering down from the second floor. "WHAT HOW DARE YOU DERPING CALL ME A POO PEE HEDDY BRIAN TURD" he screeched before yeeting Parlor Swipple up to the second floor. "AHHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHH N IS A SPONTANIOUS PEE CREATIONNNNNNN OF THE NEARING DERPING SCREEEEEEEEE" she sung. "How dare you mock scree!" Primal screamed before Origin Pulsing her right out of the entrance. "UH-DERPY-OH" Gladion walked down the stairs as Pika epically blasted his battle theme and danced around before nearly crashing into Hau. "All right, N. Look here. This is our Secret Base, and Team Frocky Whee Heads is a symbol of our-" "I DON'T GIVE A DERP YOU PEE HED" N replied, cutting him off. "OMG N I JUST BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR NOT POOPING IN MY BED" Parlor Swipple screamed as she came back in. "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP-PPPP-PPPPPPPPP-PPP-PPPPPP-PEE" N wailed in depression, falling to his knees. "Pardon me, I'm not a lamehead so I don't know these things, but why on Earth would you want N to poop in your bed? Do you like sleeping in a blanket of his feces or something?" Gladion asked with a raised eyebrow. "DERP DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY" "On second thought-" "OK SO FIRST OF ALL DERP" Parlor Swipple then went on a three-hour lecture of why she likes to sleep with N poop in her bed, which was just her repeating the ads she had put on TV about her music. "LISTEN TO MY SONGETH REEEEEEEET AND GET FREE TURDS WITH YOUR ORDER DORP AND YOU CAN ALSO NIBBLE ON MY FEET FOR FREE" she said, reciting her most recent ad. "But that has nothing to do with N poop in your bed, really." "LIKE OMG WTF THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DERPING BUSINESS" "But you said you'd explain it to me and brought it up." Parlor Swipple fell silent, which was a first. N walked back into the base, as he had left at one point. "PARLOR SWIPPLE I POOPEDED IN YOUR BED NOW CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER DORP" he asked. "NO BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TURD DERPILY ENOUGH SO I'M GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU AND NOW I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU AGAIN DERP" "OMDEERRRRRPPRPEPRPPPEPRPEPPRPEPRG NOOOOOOOOO" N wailed again. Gladion was very bored by now. "Is that all you guys talk about?" he asked. N and Parlor Swipple ignored him, however. "OK N YOU CAN GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ME IF YOU PERFORM SURGERY ON ME DERPILY ENOUGH" "OKKKKKKK DEROOP" Parlor Swipple then laid down on a bed that was in the base for little reason and N began to perform surgery with the top of a baked bean can instead of a scalpel. Pika had fallen asleep on the music player and it was now cycling through songs at a blinding rate. Primal was wondering what the frick was going on and why Parlor Swipple was getting surgery with a baked bean can top. Hau was singing Hau Thriller. "OK N NOW YOU HAVE TO PUT ME BACK TOGETHER DORPILY" Parlor Swipple said, as N had cut her into tiny pieces that were littering the bed. Instead of any blood being on the bed, there was baked bean puree. N grabbed some baked bean glue and N x Parlor Swipple tape and began to put her back together. Gladion fell asleep at the table Pika was at and was now drooling on her because despite them being on opposite ends of the table Pika was shoving her head under his in her sleep because they were too far away for her to huggle him in her sleep. Eventually, Parlor Swipple was kinda put back together, though her head was on her rear end and her arms were coming out of her neck and her feet were attached to her ears. "N I'M GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU DERP" Parlor Swipple said and the two of them tried very hard to kiss each other. "Here, let me help." Primal said. He grabbed the baked bean glue and smeared it all over Parlor Swipple's lips using a butterknife because there was no way in heck he was gonna touch her. They eventually kissed and their lips became stuck together so they rolled down the stairs. The noise caused Pika and Gladion to wake up and they were very confused. "OMG I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOU TWO I'D LOVE IT IF PARLOR SWIPPLE DROOLED ON ME AND IN MY FOOD DERP" N said via the mouth on his neck. Both of them had no idea what was going on or what they were talking about but then Pika realized how soggy her hair was. Her reaction was to huggle Gladion very tightly. "NOOOOOOO I SHIP PRIMAL X PIKA" Hau screamed suddenly. The lameheads had mind controlled him at one point or another. Primal then Thundered him and Ice Beamed him and the N-Parlor Swipple monstrosity causing them to fuse together in ice. He then Water Spouted them out the door and into space where N and Parlor Swipple broke up and got back together for eternity and Hau ate spacefaring malasadas.

The end.

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