Two questions. One, where to start, and two, does everything count? XD
"Once upon a time, Hau went out to the ocean. He stood by the water, looked straight out and stood completely still, and said “PIKA X PRIMAL LOLXD!!!!!111111” he screamed. As expected, Primal appeared immediately, and he threw a pizza at Hau’s face. “No, Hau x Lyle.” Primal roared. Hau threw a malasada at him. This then began a fight, except for all the two of them did was throw Malasadas and Pizza at eachother, Hau occasionally yelling “Primal x Pika!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1” and Primal replying with “oh, go kiss Lyle already you idiot.”"
"N then approached, saw a pizza, and said “OMG PARLOR SWIPPLE THERE YOU ARE I’M SORRY FOR YOU BREAKING UP WITH MY IT’S ALL MY FAULT” and he kissed it. He then hugged it, which squashed it. He thought the sauce was blood and he turned to primal and said “YOU KILLEDED PARLEER SWEEEPLEEEE”. He threw a baked bean at primal. He then looked at the baked bean and said “OMDORP PARLOR SWIPPLE WY ARE YOU ON PRIMAL’S FACE”. He came in between Hau and Primal and suffered the same fate as Groudon. He ran off towards a tree screaming “PARLOR SWIPPLE PEEKAY AND HOW HURTETH MEEEE”."
"“THAT MAKES ME SAD AND BY THE WAY PIKA X PEEKAY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!111”."
"A Greninja named X, who was followed by three Shauna heads chasing him, ran by writing in a journal. The Shaunas were killed by the Pizza and Malasadas, but X’s eardrums seized to exist. A shauna head came out of the ground in front of primal and said “PPPPPPPRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIMMMMAAALLLLLL MMMMEEEEMMMOOORRRRRIIIIEEEESSS”. A Pizza and a Malasada hit her face and the back of her head, which flattened her face, and the baked beans she had instead of a skull and brain came out of her ears. She then sunk back in to the ground."
"A Josh Kool alt then walked in between them, and turned towards primal and yelled “FUC YOU PRIMALKYOGRE YUR A FUCHED YOU ATE A PIZZA”."
N came back with a sack of Parlor Swipples. He threw them at Hau and Primal screaming “DORP HAHA TAKE THESE BAKED BEANS TO THE FACE”. The Sonic Boom caused by the Malasadas and Pizza sent N flying, and he ended up inside of Parlor Swipple’s ear.
"Gladion then came back with a bow, he set an arrow on fire and fired it at Mad Hauhead. This landed inside of Mad Hauhead’ ear, as he intended it to."
"“Finally, I am free. At last, I have been released.” He said. “I’ve been watching this world. And this is what I have to say:Pika x Primal.” He continued. But then, a beam of light came down from the sky. Arceus came out. “You fool!!! Pika x Primal is moronic. Simply moronic. Hau x Lyle is way better.” He said. “HAHA ARCEUS IS ON MY SIDE” Enraged Primal yelled. “BUT GIRATINA IS ON MINE!!” Livid Hauhead replied. “Is...that a good thing?” Primal muttered."
"Lyle then came, and Hau said “LYLE LETS KISS AND SAY HAU X LYLE IS DUMB” Hau screamed. Primal and Arceus facepalmed. Arceus threw Hau and Lyle in to the Distortion World."
Jan 14, 2021
by
Gau
Okay! He’d be like thus
Name Primal
Age ??? (12 maybe(
What Gym are they a guide to: Streamgare
Appearance Wears a blue tee and res shorts with sandals he looks perpetual Wet. (Or something)
Personality Sarcastic, witry and talks a lot hares questionsvhe deems stupud . If he deems your question stupid he won’t answer it .
Whatcha think?
Jan 14, 2021
by
Dyla N
