Wall for BottomlessSea (page 101)

Thanks for messaging. The others are dealing with that guy since he shows up while I'm asleep -- they got him already.

TY and Ellis: "I think you hurt Aurora's feelings!"
Aurora: "(is unfazed and they pity her for being used to it)"

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Yeah, it is. XD

Yay chat drama and dwelling on stuff big fun entertainment joy yay.

Anyway, I'm copying a song called Ribbons (trying to decide on a better name that isn't five miles long) to my computer, wanna see it?

X's Game


To anyone who may be reading, I am in massive trouble at the moment. If I don't make it, this will tell you exactly what happened. Please, if you find this, take it to my family and Coco... I'll tell you how exactly I got into this mess. It was a regular night. I was browsing through my games, trying to find out what to play. There was a  thunderstorm going on, and I preferred to spend my time video gaming. That's when I saw a game that I hadn't noticed before, which was odd. It was called Harvest Moon: Dorp Of The Reeeeeee, and the disk had a derpy face on it. Perhaps my parents had got it. I put it in my Wii and decided to play. I started a new file, but then noticed something shocking. My player was a boy named X and looked just like me. Very creepy, but most likely a coincidence. Yeah. A coincidence. That's all it could be. I played for a while, and eventually my character went to sleep. But in his dreams, I saw a long green-haired guy who looked very derpy. "HAHA REE I GODDEST DERP" he said, his name being 'Ndorp Goddess'. My character awoke, standing near a waterfall for some odd reason. And the Ndorp Goddess was there too. "REEEEEE DERPY SAD PEE PARLOR SWIPPLE BROKE UP WITH ME SO MANY TIMES THAT I BROKE UP WITH ME TOO" he screamed. Something about him was... unnerving. "DORP SHE EVEN LEFT HER AWARD WITH ME" The Ndorp Goddess held up an award that said 'REE DORPEST SONGETH'. But to my shock, a giant blue orca with giant hands lept out of the waterfall and ate the award whole before disappearing back into the waterfall. "O-M-DERPY-G THE AWARD DERP YOU MUST FEED THE ORCA BAKED BEANS" The game from then on became... different. The sky was red. The clouds were black. The water was baked beans. The music was reduced to odd throbbing and humming noises with an occasional 'DERP' in the background that was hard to hear. I checked my Rucksack and saw that I had ?35 Baked Beans in each slot. Odd. Everywhere my character went, he found the orca. I tried to use the Baked Beans on him, but every time he Origin Pulsed me. Hours passed. It had to be the middle of the night now. The story was repetitive and boring, but something about it made me want to see how it ended. Suddenly, a blond boy with glaring green eyes, a black hoodie, and a spike collar, approached me... or rather, my character. He said "...Frick you, X.", and his name was revealed to be 'Junior'. To my horror, he beat the crap out of my character until he was lying unconscious on the ground and left. Then the Ndorp Goddess did the most horrible thing: eat my character. But then the credits rolled: "Harvest Moon: Dorp Of The Reeeeeee. Coded terribly by N. Debugged very poorly by Parlor Swipple. Yeeted at people by Groudon. Peed on by Lusamine." I blinked. But then a message appeared on-screen. "YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS IT DERP THERE'S A SUPER SECRET TWIST ENDING AND HERE'S HOW TO DO IT" It showed me detailed instructions on what to do. "YEET PARLOR SWIPPLE AT THE ORCA DERP" it said, so I decided to load up the game again, trying to take in all that information. Such a detailed guide! I started a new file and, when I got to the orca, yeeted Parlor Swipple, who was now in my Rucksack, at the orca. The orca was very mad and yeeted a red thing at me that happened to be eating tons of Baked Beans. So many, in fact, that they were spilling out of its mouth. My character dodged it and screamed "REEEE". Suddenly, Parlor Swipple tried to eat a character whose name was Sad Hauhead. Then the Ndorp Goddess appeared and shouted "DORP" and a bunch of things that all had different names appeared. The one in the lead was called 'Josh Kool'. "Yeet as many Josh Kool dupes at the Ndorp Goddess as you can!" said an on-screen message. I yeeted so many Josh Kool dupes at the Ndorp Goddess that I felt tired in real life. The game said "Congrats! You earned an unknown amount of screes!". I felt accomplished and did a dance in real life while singing a song I made, 'I'm Not Singing The Song I'm Singing'. But then the orca beat up the character X and used Water Spout to launch him to a planet called New Hope. The credits rolled again, this time not showing the message about a secret ending. I took the game out of my Wii, but it said 'Harvest Ree: Dorp Awakening' instead of 'Harvest Moon: Dorp Of The Reeeeeee'. Confused, I put the game back in. The title screen now said 'Harvest Ree: Dorp Awakening'. I was feeling mighty creeped out by now. I created a new file and my character was the same as in Harvest Moon: Dorp Of The Reeeeeee. I spent hours trying to get off of New Hope. I built a rocket, but it exploded and knocked X into the sun before he fell back down to New Hope. Suddenly, a giant N head appeared and ate New Hope, X included! But then he spit out the planet, much to my relief, but it ended up in a place called Groudon's Volcano. "DERPY DORP I WANT BAKED BEANS" Groudon roared. I hastily took the Baked Beans from my Rucksack and fed them to him. He devoured them and said "DORP HELP ME DEFEAT THE ORCA PLZ" "How do I do that?" my character asked. "SAYING DORP OVER AND OVER DERP" Just then, the orca descended into the volcano and said "Oh good grief." "DERP PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ" Groudon begged. I mashed the A button, and my character repeatedly said 'DORP'. He said it so many times that I was surprised. But at the 758375029357992647234th dorp, he fell over and died. A message appeared on-screen that said "You died of stupidity!" and the credits rolled, same as Harvest Moon: Dorp Of The Reeeeeee's credits. "How paradoxically stupid!" I exclaimed and took the game out and put it back in its case. But then something came out of the ground... it appeared to be a girl's head. "XXXXXXXXXXXXX LET'S MAKE SOME MEMORIES" it said. Horrified, I ran, the case I'm writing this on in Sharpie in my hand. Now I'm here, being chased by a head, and I hope someone will learn of my fate...

The end.

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W h y t h a n k y o u

Here's a part of the story:

Zangoose said sternly to Josh Fool while pointing to Fizz's About Me on Pokebase, "The best way to contact me privately is to kick down my door, hold a gun near me, back me down into a corner, and interrogate me. NOW READ IT.". Josh Fool looked nerveously and read that part as, "Da besh thwey two coppact me pourwivately izz to-"
"ENOUGH!!" Zangoose yelled, then kicked Josh Fool, sending him rolling to a corner. "Your reading skills are God awful. This is why you're know as Josh Fool around here, not Josh Kool." Zangoose lectured. Josh Kool then complained, "Well, FUC you then. YOUR GOING MY FUC HEAD list!"

I plan on making a story where team Magma works as a Brightpowder company for me, and somehow N is in charge of them. The story will even have Josh Fool and X.....