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Pika Aether Arrested For Not Social Distancing While Kissing Her Husband


EPICAL, WS. - The city was in an uproar as Pika Aether recklessly endangered people by not being six feet away from her husband nor wearing a mask when she kissed him on the cheek before he left for work.

"Oh, it was horrifying!" sobbed Natural Harmonia Gropius before blowing his nose on a reporter's microphone. "They were only, like, one a few inches away when she kissed him! And- and she wasn't wearing a mask! The door was halfway open and he had one foot outside of it! It was reckless! It was unsafe! We all could have died!"

Mrs. Aether was soon arrested for not obeying the strict social distancing laws. Her original sentence was forty years of solitary confinement, but she was bailed out by the mayor of Epical, Primal Kyogre.

When asked about his decision, Kyogre said "It made no sense. At all. They were mostly inside the house, and N only got his information by creeping around the kitchen after rooting through Pika's clothing for reasons I would not like to know. He had literally snuck into the house through Junior's window and had to tie Junior up so he wouldn't get a foot up his rear for breaking into a house, especially one that Junior was living in. Also, it's kind of hard to stay six feet away from people indoors when there's literally eleven people in the house, not counting N. The kids wouldn't even be able to be fed by their parents. And then she wouldn't have been able to kiss Gladion at all if she was wearing a mask, just sort of awkwardly nuzzle him. But that would've been 'wrong' too, because then she would be less than six feet away from him. Also, they've all had COVID. All eleven of them. They've come out perfectly fine. Arceus forbid."

Mayor Kyogre has since come under attack by Natural Harmonia Gropius fangirls, who insisted that Natural Harmonia Gropius wasn't snooping because he was actually Mrs. Aether's husband. However, this claim is false.

As Mrs. Aether said: "For one, I wouldn't marry him if you paid me. For two, I'm already married. For three, I hate N. For four, I've had nine kids with Gladion. And for five, I have dreams about Gladion beating the frick out of N and it pleases me."

Mrs. Aether has been advised to stay six feet away when kissing her husband. Many have recommended an invention from Taylor Swift, the Lõñg Lîps, a robot-arm like invention with massive metal 'lips' one can stretch out to 'kiss' one with.

Scarlet Jackson Works With Taylor Swift On New Album


WHEE, WS. - Scarlet Jackson is working together with Taylor Swift to make her 6,207th album, 'Xswift'.

"See, I like Taylor Swift's music." Jackson replied when asked why she was working with Taylor Swift. "When I saw that she was making Xswift, I asked to help her. Of course, she simply adored the idea, and here we are."

"Derp I decided to make this album in commemoration of my five millionth break-up with N." Swift said. "It is going to be an epical feat."

According to Sad Hauhead Puppet Radio, the songs in Xswift are 'I Was Locked Down With N', a love song, '011010101010100101 Means Derp In Binary Code', a song that makes listeners' brains melt, 'Team Plasma Queen Scarlet', a song that makes people hate Jackson, 'N x Taylor Swift', a song that is quite repetitive because its lyrics are just the title over and over, 'I Hate Magical Colins', a song where Swift hates on Magical Colins and everybody else, 'I Peed My Pants', a song where Swift recounts the experience of her peeing her pants, 'Derpuu And The Frocky Whee Heads', a rap song about Natural Harmonia Gropius getting beaten up by frocky whee heads, 'Orange Juiced Rees', a song that sounds like a jingle from the sixties, 'Mey Brian Goo Ded', a song about Swift's life, 'Eating 3DSes', a song about how 3DSes taste, and the five hundredth remake of the hit song 'Derp'.

Xswift will be released March 24th, 2021.

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