Wall for BottomlessSea (page 112)

Thanks, I dealt with it.

Super Whee Bros. Brawl


"DERP!" was heard across the land. In the middle of a whee party with Pika, Gladion, Primal, and Junior, N broke through the ceiling. "Oh great." Junior moaned. In N's hands was a giant hot pink ray gun with a picture of N and Parlor Swipple kissing painted on it. "I HAVE COME TO PUT THE WORLD INTO THE N DIMENSION DEAL WITH DORPING IT!" "I'll deal with whatever the 'dorp' I want, thank you very much." Primal stated. "HA RESISTANCE IS DERPTILE!" "What's a derptile? Is that a derpy Sceptile?" Pika asked. "NO IT'S MY GRANNY'S OLD DERPY SCREE!" This made Primal very angry. "How dare you mock scree-" But before he could insult N, he was hit by a laser from the ray gun and was turned into a derpy trophy. "Oh frick." were Gladion's words. They tried to fight off N and wreck his N x Parlor Swipple derpy-trophy ray gun, but they were unsuccessful because they got turned into derpy trophies. N laughed evilly and stole their trophys before tossing a ping-pong ball into the room and running away. That ping-pong ball created a giant ball around the area, thrusting said area into the N dimension. This continued on for ages, and N eventually retreated into the ever-growing N dimension. They had kidnapped the Gladion clone so he could play instruments again as Parlor Swipple sung to N. "OH MY DERP WE ARE EPICAL AND S-M-R-T AND WE RULE THE N DIMENSION AND TURN CLONES INTO SLAVES WHO ARE ABOUT TO CROAK AND MY TOILET OVERFLOWED SO I HAD TO PEE IN THE BATHTUB WHILE YOU WERE BATHING!" she sung, which made N sing along. The Gladion clone wanted to kill himself. He was chained to N's chair, that N had found in a dumpster, by the neck. "YUMMY I DRINK SOLID KEYBOARDS AND HAU'S KNEES WHICH ARE DERPIEST OF THE PEA PODS AND I HATE BROCCOLI TOTS AND MAC AND CHEESE BECAUSE I'M A LAMEHEAD!" N sung. The Gladion clone smashed his head into his piano. "OH DERP I CAUGHT A MAGICAL TRAGICAL HEAD INJURY FROM THE GLADION CLONE!" Parlor Swipple shrieked. The Gladion clone had no head injury, as the piano was made from pureed baked beans, so you can imagine his reaction. "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" N said. "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" Parlor Swipple said. "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "WILL ONE OF YOU JUST TURN ME INTO THE *&#$!^% TROPHY?!" N and Parlor Swipple were startled by his language. "DERP NO SWEARING!" "Look, bub, I've been chained up here playing baked bean instruments and listening to you go 'SHRIEK SCREAM DERP' nonstop. It's worse than being subjected to Pika going 'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'. I'm not going to be all happy and nicey because I wish you were both dead." "WE CREATED YOU DERP WE'RE YOUR PARENTS!" "Like frick you are! Lusamine and Mohn are closer to my parents because you took Gladion's DNA and things to clone me and he's their son! So go to-" "DON'T SPEAK TO ME THAT DERPING DORP WAY I'M YOUR MOTHER YOU LITTLE &%@$!" "Oh, now you're swearing? Didn't you just tell me not to swear, you little hypocrite?" "DORRRRP- I MEAN PEE!" "OH NO MY INTESTINES ARE MAD AT YOU AND YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS YOU CLONE DERP!" "Uh, what?" Then N and Parlor Swipple tried to fight the Gladion clone, but even chained by his neck he fought them off. He managed to get the chain off of N's 'throne' and tied them up with it after getting it off of his neck. Then he took the N x Parlor Swipple derpy-trophy ray gun and went to the storage where they held all of the frocky whee head trophies. He turned them back into frocky whee heads and they rejoiced. "STOP DERP!" They turned to see Parlor Swipple running toward them. She was eating the chain that had held them. Junior facepalmed. They knocked her out of the way to see something horrific. N was levitating in midair and had turned partially clear, his color becoming pee yellow. He had giant butterfly wings the color of baked beans. "DERP HA HA I AM DERPUU AND I GO DORP!" "What even...?" muttered Gladion. "I WILL KILL THE FROCKY WHEE HEADS DERP THEY HAVE DERPSAKEN ME!" "YAY YOU CAN DO IT HONEY SWEETIE BABY DEAR DERP N!" Parlor Swipple shrieked. They flew into combat. Pika put on two white gloves and made one hand slightly limp with the other one going crazy. This made Wheeaster Hand and Wheeazy Hand appear and strike Derpuu. But Derpuu let out a scream of "DORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!" and they disappeared. A malasada was tossed at Derpuu, which hit him straight in the face. "MALASADA!" Hau screamed and leapt at Derpuu before biting him on the nose, trying to eat the malasada. But Derpuu broadcasted Sad Hauhead Puppet Radio throughout his brain and he let go. Gladion sent out his Silvally and rode up to Derpuu before trying to brutally beat him. But Derpuu's lameheadedness blasted Gladion and his Silvally away. Junior merely grabbed a machine gun and tried to shoot him with anti-lamehead bullets. But he put up a force field and blocked them until Junior was out of bullets. Primal tried to Water Spout Derpuu. But Derpuu drank the water. Suddenly, a giant wall of baked beans was thrown up between the lameheads and the frocky whee heads. Derpuu laughed evilly for about half a minute, as when that half a minute was over, Pika poked her head through a hole she had eaten into the baked bean wall. Derpuu jaw dropped. "Surprise!" Pika said before eating more of the baked beans. "Make the hole big enough for me to get through without touching the beans, please." Primal said. "Can do!" Pika replied, snarfing more beans. Then she grabbed a taco shell, stuffed baked beans in it, and ate the taco. She did this until her ravenous appitite ate a large hole in the baked bean wall. Primal went through and the others followed, Pika with a baked bean taco in her hand that she had half-eaten. "DERP YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!" Derpuu cackled. "YEAH DERP!" Pika then yeeted her baked bean taco at Derpuu. Derpuuu began to eat the taco. Pika reached into her tuxedo and pulled out a box and a self-heating skillet. She put potatoes, water, and butter into it and mixed it with a spoon. Then she poured in some cheese sauce. By the time Derpuu was done with the taco, Pika's cheesy hash browns were done. She yeeted it, pan and all, at Derpuu, after putting a bit on a plate. "VELVEETA DERP NO!" Derpuu screamed in agony. She then cleaned the pan and Primal filled it with water from a Water Spout. The water boiled and Pika pulled a pack of soy sauce-flavored Top Ramen out of her tuxedo. She cooked the noodles before putting the soy sauce flavoring packet in, eating some, and yeeting the rest at Derpuu. He screamed again. She ate some of the hash browns as she pulled a wireless waffle cooker. Gladion handed her some birthday confetti pancake and waffle mix and she began to make waffles. Then she buttered them up, ate one, and yeeted the other sixteen at Derpuu. Then she baked two little packages of mac and cheese with broccoli in an oven she had also pulled out of her tuxedo. She ate one and yeeted the other at Derpuu. Eventually, Derpuu was covered from head to toe in non-lamehead food. "D-D-DERRRRRRRRP..." he whimpered. "N NO DERP!" Parlor Swipple cried. "COMBINING POWER!" the frocky whee heads yelled before unleashing a giant beam at Derpuu. "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!" he screeched before imploding. Parlor Swipple did the same. The N dimension ping-pong balls disappeared and the world returned to normal. And then a giant party was thrown where Pika made lots of food and everyone ate lots of food.

The end.

Cutie And The N


Once upon a time, in a kingdom down Whee Street, there lived a princess named Pika and her brother, Shade. Everyone loved Pika. They were always swarming her when she went outside and trying to take pictures. There had been five deaths this year when her royal guards hit some paparazzi a bit too hard. Shade wasn't very loved, and he loved it. He was always hiding in the castle when it was day and only went outside during the night when everyone was asleep. One night, Shade went outside only to be approached by someone wearing a cloak with a hood. "DERP HI PRINCE SHADE CAN I KISS YOUR SISTER ROMANTICALLY?" asked the person. "I beg your par- wait who the frick are you?!" Shade cried. The person tossed off his cloak, revealing his long green hair and derpy eyes. "I'M N BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MR. DERP!" "Get off the castle grounds." Suddenly, N's face went red with anger. "NO YOU DERPY FIRST!" "Uh, I'm the prince. You can't just stroll on by, ask to kiss my sister, and tell me to leave." "SHUT THE DERPING DERP UP!" Shade was tempted to call the guards, but N suddenly grabbed something out of his Rubik's cube: a magical staff. Then he fired a beam of what looked like lightning at Shade, knocking him unconscious. A light surrounded them and N was knocked unconscious too. But then Shade got up. However, he wasn't actually Shade. They had switched bodies. "HA HA HA DERP HA!" N laughed before picking up his old body and carrying it to the graveyard. He put his body with Shade in it inside of an empty grave, which he then filled with baked beans. Then he went into town, got drunk, ate a bunch of lima beans, vomited on the roof of every house he walked by, and went to the castle. He somehow found Shade's room and passed out in it. The next day, Pika woke up and went to Shade's room to find who she thought was her brother sleeping. She shook him awake. She didn't seem to notice how derpy his eyes had become. "DERP HI PRINCESS!" he said, trying to mimic Shade's voice and then noticing that his voice already was Shade's and so he sounded high. But Pika, being quite dumb, didn't seem to notice. "'Princess'? Aw, no need to be all formal, Shade! Just call me Pika!" "BUT I'M NOT- OK DERP!" Things that day went as they usually did. All the royal duties and typical things. But even Pika noticed that 'Shade' was acting a bit odd. For one, she couldn't understand why her 'brother' was flirting with her quite derpily. And when the Music Rangers, a band made up of some of her friends, came by, 'Shade' screamed "DORPY DERP YEET!" and tossed chairs at them. This made Pika rather sad, because Gladion, her crush and best friend, was the lead singer of the Music Rangers. Days passed. But one day, Pika was gone. "OH MY DORRRRRP FRICK WHERE IS PIKA?!" N screamed to a guard. "She has gone to visit Gladion, sir." the guard replied. When he derpily breakdanced to Gladion's house, he saw Pika dancing and singing with Gladion in a very cute performance. She was blushing and looked overjoyed and they just kinda locked eyes in the middle of the dancing and singing. N was triggered by this. "HEY YOU DON'T STEAL AWAY MY GIRL YOU PIECE OF DERPY NOSE SNOT!" The dance stopped. "Shade...? What are you-" Before Pika could ask her question, Gladion gave N a look. "What do you mean by that? She's your sister, not your girlfriend." "SHE'S NIETHER YOU FROOK MY NAME IS N DERP DORP!" Pika and Gladion slowly looked at each other. Pika screamed and Gladion used the opportunity to pin N to a wall. "Why are you in the prince's body?!" he demanded. Gladion knew who N was. "I'M NOT N I'M SHADE DERP!" "You just said you weren't Shade and that you were N!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DERPDERPDERP WRONG!" Then the door was knocked off its hinges. Standing there was Shade in N's body, covered in baked beans and holding N's magical staff. "OH DERP." "You little-" Shade cut himself off and used the magical staff. This time, niether of them were knocked unconscious. Shade opened his eyes and looked down at himself, relieved. N opened his eyes. "DERP YOU MESSED UP HA!" came Pika's voice. Pika and N had switched bodies. So Shade magically beamed Pika, but ended up in Gladion's body with N back in his own. After a bit more switching, Pika was in Shade's body, Shade was in Pika's body, N was in Gladion's body, and Gladion was in N's body. "DERP I AM THE ROYAL GLADIAN!" "THAT'S GLADION, YOU TWIT!" "WHEEEEEEE!" "I WILL DECAPITATE YOU, TOSS YOUR BODY IN THE RIVER, AND HANG YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL, N!" Eventually, they were exhausted and collapsed into a heap on the ground. But Gladion grabbed the wand and used it. Pika opened her eyes, back in her own body. Gladion was in his own body again as well and was nuzzled on the cheek affectionately by the princess. Shade was relieved and was about to fall asleep. And then N stood up. "DERP BUY MY NEW ALBUM I JUST MADE A SONG CALLED 'ROYALLY DERPY' AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: I AM SO DERPY, SO DERPY, SO DERPY! YEAH, YEAH, I'M ROYAL, I'M ROYALLY DERPY AND LEGALLY BLONDE! OH MY DERP, I'M WAITING, I'M WAITING! OH MY DERP, I JUST PEED MY PANTS! I INJECTED HAU HEADS IN MY ARMPIT, AND THEY ATE ALL OF MY INTESTINAL SCREES! DERP I READ FEAR AND I WAS SO SCARED! THEN I WET MY BED AND TOOK TOO MANY MEDS, YEAH! DORP DERP DORP DERP DORP DERP DORP DERP! NSOFT WORD, BUY NSOFT WORD, IT'S THE BEST AND MADE ME EAT MY HEADPHONE WIRES! LOOK AT ME, I DID A 360 IN THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR'S OVERSIZED SHOES! I WENT TO A GOTH CONVENTION, THEN WENT AND RUINED MUSIC! I LISTEN TO KNUCKLES' RAP AND TRIED TO SING THIS SONG IN TAIWANESE! THEN I OFFENDED MOMMY WHO ATE MY KNEES! I MADE A BURGER FROM SOY CHEESE, AND I STUFFED IT IN A BURRITO MADE WITH BAKED BEANS! THE SWAN TURDS WERE SO MAJESTIC AND IMPLODED ME! OMG X! OMG X! X, X, X, IS AN ACE TRAINER! HE USED PURRLOIN AND IT WAS YEETED INTO TEA! I JUST BROKE UP WITH N AND RAN OVER MY NIBLE TREES, AND THEN INJURED COLIN WITH A BURSTING BEE SUBMARINE! WANNA KNOW WHY?! 'CAUSE I'M ROYALLY DERPY! YEAH, YEAH, ROYALLY DERPY! YEAH, YEAH, ROYALLY DERPY! DERPY DERPY DERPY WITH A HINT OF ROYALTY!" Everyone stared with dropped jaws. "What in the name of everlasting frick was that...?!" Shade asked. That's when they realized that such awful singing could only come from Parlor Swipple. Parlor Swipple grabbed the staff and said "I'LL BRING YOU MORE SONGS NEXT TIME AND THEN I'LL DATE YOU AND BREAK UP WITH YOU!" to Gladion before running off. "Kill me." were Gladion's only words. "Kill her." were Pika's words. They went back to the castle. "What was going on? I heard some kinda lamehead racket!" Primal, one of the Music Rangers, cried. "Parlor Swipple was in some guy named N's body after a lot of body swapping. She was singing some kind of nightmarish song about being royal, derpy, and legally blond. It also involved something about waiting, peeing her pants, injecting Hau heads in her armpit, her 'intestinal screes' being eaten, reading FEAR, wetting her bed, taking lots of meds, telling us to buy Nsoft Word, which apparently made her eat her headphone wires, doing a 360 in a garbage collector's shoes, going to a goth convention, ruining music, which I can believe, listening to Knuckles' rap music, singing the song she was singing in Taiwanese, offending her mother, who ate her knees, making a burger from soy cheese and putting it in a baked bean burrito, swan turds being majestic and imploding her, X being an ace Trainer who used Purrloin, which was yeeted into tea, breaking up with N, running over her 'Nible' trees, and injuring a ten year old boy with a 'bursting bee submarine'." "OK forget I asked." Parlor Swipple in N's body ran off with N in Parlor Swipple's body and broke up every two seconds. Pika became a member of the Music Rangers, which meant she spent a lot of time with Gladion. Shade became one of the few sane people in the kingdom. And they all lived happily ever after... except for N and Parlor Swipple, who were eaten by a giant atomic Hau head.

The end.

People on Aurora's wall: "(feels bad)"
Aurora: "(acts like it's a big deal that I don't respect her)"
Me: "(dies laughing)"

XD

Bruh this is talent.

The N Glitchfest


"DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP I HAVE COME TO EXPLOIT GLITCHES DERP!" Pika snapped awake when she heard N shouting like a high lion. She looked out her window to see him standing on a cliff with a shirt that said '(idol)'. "Aw frick..." she groaned and went outside. Upon seeing her, N fell off of the cliff before getting up and running over to her. "DERP I NEED GLITCH INFO GIVE ME LEMONADE!" "Sorry, LEM's on his honeymoon. He got married to some chocolate coffee named Why but she ran off with some sword named Ecks and so he's honeymooning alone." Pika said. N was triggered. "I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT GLITCHES DERP I HAVE JOINED THE IDLE GLIGURR ALT ARMY AND SO I MUST GO DERP GLITCH!" "But idle is spelled I-D-L-E, not I-D-O-L." N looked down at his shirt. "WHAT HOW DARE YOU MISSPELL MY SHIRT!" This went on for an hour until Pika called Primal. With a magnificent "SCREEEEEEEEE" he appeared. Rain began to fall, but that was unfortunately part of N's plan. He grabbed a Hidden Ability Abra and somehow Skill Swapped their abilities, which gave N Magic Guard and the Abra Derp Lamehead. Then Acid Rain began to fall from the sky, hurting the frocky whee heads multiple times over. "THIS ISN'T HOW ACID RAIN WORKS! IT CAN'T BE CAUSED BY RAIN!" Pika yelled over the sandstorm. "DON'T TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF IT, IT WON'T WORK!" Primal yelled back. N was immune to the effects, as he had Magic Guard, and so he did a derpy Parlor Swipple Hau dance as the weather beat down. Primal Water Spouted N right in his lameheaded head, and he held on with 1 HP due to a Focus Sash. Then N began to devour Pomeg Berries, reducing his HP to -1. The coding of the world interpreted it as 65,535 HP and displayed it as ?35. Then, using Copycat on Primal, he used Water Spout. N had the perfect Special Attack, the battle had turned to inverse, a Phantump used Forest's Curse on Primal, and Primal's Special Defense was somehow lowered. He was hit with the Water Spout, and due to all the conditions being met, its damage was so high that it underflowed to a negative value. Primal's HP bar drained, but he didn't faint. However, his HP wasn't healed like it should've been. This was part of N's derpy plot. Suddenly, Primal fainted mysteriously. "DERP I CAN ABUSEDED THE GLITCHES!" N screeched joyously. Pika was about to panic. But then she got an idea. "Two can play at that game..." she chuckled. Pika sent out a Skarmory and flew away. N rejoiced, thinking that he had finally triumphed over the frocky whee heads. Pika flew to Kanto and approached the Bug Catcher on Route 6. The second he noticed her, she flew away on a Doduo. She entered Vermilion City and went to Route 11 and battled a Trainer who walked toward her. Then she went back to Vermilion City and spoke to a random person. Then she returned to Route 6 and a random Pokemon appeared after she heard a random thing the Bug Catcher had said when he had been four years old. She won the battle and flew back to Alola on her Skarmory. N was doing a derpy dance again, but then he began to move incredibly slowly. "WHAT THE DERP...?" he asked. Then he was nearly deafened by glitchy noises. Random people began to flicker and teleport around. N tried to open the menu, but it wouldn't work. "DERRRRRP!" he screamed, but it appeared on-screen as a bunch of random glitchy tiles and letters and numbers. Then the Bug Catcher from Kanto battled him repeatedly. By the 683th battle, he was exhausted. But then he opened the menu, and it said 0 ERROR. "...OH DERP." Pika flew over, crying 'wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee', and dropped to the ground. "How'd ya like my 0 ERROR glitch performance? Pretty sweet, eh?" N was outraged. "DERP UNDO THIS!" "No thanks." Pika said. Primal then regained consciousness and noticed they were talking about glitches. He went to Johto and got an Egg with Beat Up as its third move, a female level 0 bad clone, which happened to be of N, and five Pokemon. He put the Egg in a box and got the bad clone in his party before putting the bad clone in the Day Care. When he retrived the female N, its name was ?????. He put it in the top of his party and went to the PC, selected the 'move Pokemon without mail' option, and put another Pokemon in his party. He now had seven Pokemon somehow. He put ????? in the Day Care and went back to the PC. He deposited the first and second party Pokemon, then using 'move Pokemon without mail', he moved the Egg from its PC box to the top of his party. But then he messed up the glitch purposely and went back to Alola, where N was trying to force Pika to listen to Parlor Swipple songs 24/7. Primal loaded up his party and selected the move option, revealing eighty glitch Pokemon. "WHAT DERPY EVEN?!" N screamed. Pika began to switch the Pokemon's moves around. The ground became distorted, random music began to play, everyone but Primal, Pika, and N became glitches, Pokedex entries became glitched, and Trainer IDs changed. Suddenly, LEMONADE appeared out of nowhere. "LEM! What are you doing here? Weren't you on your honeymoon?" Pika asked. LEMONADE said some things in Glitchian, and Pika understood. LEMONADE then somehow grabbed Pika and Primal and opened a portal to a safer world. But then N grabbed Pika's ankle and was toed along. They reached the glitch-free world, but then LEMONADE yeeted N through another portal. He awoke to the Gen 2 intro. However, the Game Freak logo was White, the Shelders were pink with blue tongues, Lapras was pinkish-red with a light pink shell, Magikarp was blue, Totodile was pink, Chikorita was light orange, and Charizard was blue. The Silver title screen appeared, but the 'Silver Version' text was blue-gray with a white highlight and the clouds from Lugia's silhouette were black. Then the Gold title screen appeared, and Ho-Oh was red with pink wing tips, the 'Gold Version' text was silver, ironically, and the sparkles from the Ho-Oh silhouette were purple. And in both, the Pokemon logo was dark yellow with a blue border and green shadow. "OH MY DERP." N was in the glitch dimension... forever.

The end.

Glad you liked them

I personally favour the Beautifly

(awws at Grav)